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I don’t remember this story from Grimm’s Fairy Tales. But I’m pretty sure the moral is that little girls who don’t eat their dinner will grow up to be Seussian hookers.
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Why does the girl on the right have a giant penis?
Why does the girl on the left have a face-sucker from Alien?
Your “face-sucker from Alien” looks a lot like what I call an “elephant”.
I was thinking a crab, but you’re right – it does look like an elephant now that you mention it.
Hm, now that you mention it, you’re right.
But it still doesn’t make sense.
I think it’s supposed to create the illusion that they are riding on the elephant or…other thing.
i guess they both had elephants, but the one on the right got an awkward boner
No, definitely a face-hugger. The other one is clearly the spaceship. Or maybe the Hindenburg. Either one were disasters.
Is that a zeppelin in your farthingale, or are you just happy to see me?
And where did the one on the left get that green jacket? And can I get one without the Kraken petticoat?
Those are crinolines, not petticoats, and it’s an elephant. The other one is… uhm… nope, can’t think of anything that could be except giant penis.
is it just me or does the one to the left look like selena gomez?
dude ur right
Crinoline is the material that petticoats are made out of.
Correction fail.
Crinoline originally referred to a material, but later came to also refer to a form of stiffened petticoat or metallic framework used to make skirts “fall” in the proper shape, which is the sense it was clearly being used in. Further correction fail!
They look like characters that would appear on the Mario & Luigi RPG series.
hard-ons are finally “IN”…… YES!
It’s the swollen twins. One’s got a swollen head the other has a swollen…. well…. you know.
Maybe they are two hermaphro’s and this is just a not so subtle way of hiding their “junk”.
The one on the left looks like an elefant, but WTH is the one on the right
I want to say it’s a blimp or something, but it may not be. Who the hell designed thses?
does the girl in green realize that big hat makes her non-existant breasts look even smaller?!?!
Since she’s dressed like that, she obviously doesn’t care about what her boobs look like.
And besides, they’re just boobs. Size doesn’t matter, it’s how you use ‘em!
XD
the one in red looks like a tranny with the mother of all woods!
that’s so funny dress..”Woman with Penis”
I wonder when the lights will come on and these girls will feel a appropriate level of embarrassment. This is ridiculous.
Do you really think that these girls have a say in what they get to wear!! Seriously stop attacking the poor models and start insulting the deranged designers that put these idiotic creations together… The models shouldn’t be the one who are embarrassed!!
they look like something straight from seuss though…
do not laugh, do not mock
or you’ll be forced to suck my c*ck
they were trying out for the new Viagra commercials
Green Girl: Before
Red Girl: After
The girl on the right is wearing a rocket!
I just want to see the one on the right get into a crowded elevator. That should be good for a laugh.
THE NEW AGE A HERMAPHRODITE’S!!!!
Why does the word “Elephantiasis” spring to mind? (shudder) Sometimes these clothing designers HAVE to be joking, right?
I just wanna say that, from my point, Wainting For Godot isn’t one of the Grimm’s Fairy Tales, but the absurdist play by Samuel Beckett.
I studied it for the Baccalauréat (yes I’m French) but I don’t really see the relationship between these clothes (exept hats) and the play…
http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godot
I had to stop looking at this picture because the more I looked it, the more hysterical it got. Eventually my head would have exploded for sure.
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas, but never a rocket in my pocket!
Bumblebee tuna.
The “penis” skirt is actually an airplane.
it’s from the belgian designer walter van beirendonck
and it was laying at our house for like a week.
I say! That woman has a gigantic penis! xD
That poor model though, her misery must be endless.
Why does the girl in green, face sucker crotch or elephant…? look alot like Selena Gomez?
To the designer: If you’re trying to bring back hoop skirts I suggest staying away from the 3-D underoos concept. And, to the model in red: “Is that a dirigible or are you just happy to see me?”
To the designer: If you’re trying to bring back hoop skirts I suggest staying away from the 3-D underoos concept. And, to the model in red: “Is that a dirigible or are you just happy to see me?” And to the webmaster: “No, this is not a repeated comment.”
Thank you for your consideration…
Ok, my bad. Apparently it was a repeat. (Who’d a thunk it?)
A lot of times, I think many designers ought to be stuck in mental institutions. Because no sane mind would think of something like this. I’ve seen Walter van Beirendonck’s other designs and they are no less crazy. Honestly, I don’t know why these designers get applause and recognition for being absolutely insane.
Where’s my applause and recognition?
They’re paying me 5 grand an hour, so yes, I will wear anything they want.
I’d guess the design plan was for oversized genitals on the outside?
Well you never know these days, there’s a market for everything.