Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
I’ve spent a lot of time wondering about the correlation between cell phone stores and crazy people (“a lot” being the amount of time I’ve spent in cell phone stores waiting for someone to help me). Last time I was at the AT&T store, an old lady was screaming at one of the employees because he wouldn’t install “some’a them pie-phone apps” on her eighties-era Zach Morris phone. Another guy was going around to all the camera phone floor models in the store and taking pictures of his crotch. It was like being in the waiting room in hell, except with a stronger sense of impending doom.
This woman is probably asking why there’s so much interference in her phone reception. Maybe it’s the SATELLITE DISH’S worth of metal she has holding her hair up. Local radio stations probably have problems when she walks by the building.
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Well, the paper clips may just have been a horrible stationery accident, but that pink checked skirt is a crime against nature!
Actually, I think it’s a cute skirt. It just really doesn’t go well with those legs.
No, it just the whole thing that doesn’t work, not at all.
If it’s warm enough to wear that skirt, which is only appropriate on high school girls, then that hoodie is way to warm.
That hoodie, which is hideous as all hoodies are, would be appropriate if it were paired with say pants of any kind and of any colour but pink.
As for the hair thing, I just don’t know how she can go out in public like that. It looks like she was out of hair nets and improvised. But it looks like her hair was scorched short anyway so why is even more of a mystery. But the multitude of colours will ensure it clashes with everything.
The Food For Less bag makes the whole outfit.
Ouch! You’ve certainly put a lot of thought into this matter…
She looks like an escapee from the reflection image of an FDS commercial…
and it looks like she brought her lunch with her…
lol, true, food4less…
i guess she found out how best to save money… buy wholesale :p
I know someone who dresses very much like that. If we couldn’t see her face due to it being covered in makeup and inch deep rather than merely turned the other way, I’d think it was her.
wHY DO THEY MAKE SHORT SKIRTS FOR FAT PEPLE
The same reason why they make it for skinny people cuz they f***g can
Well, at least if she bought a new iPhone 4, she could be the only person getting reception!
its a new method. their evolving from foil to hair clips.
I think she’s trying to pincurl her hair with those bouncey-style pins:
http://www.google.com/images?q=pincurl&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=txhETNvRHIKksQP4v-zNDA&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=4&ved=0CD4QsAQwAw
It’s a less damaging (no heat) way of setting hair. A lot of women used to do it (think Betty Draper on earlier seasons of Mad Men) and I think she just didn’t put a scarf on.
No, they’re just regular ol hair clips, just multicolored.
Not At&t. That’s a Verizon store.
Seconded. Wallpaper and color scheme = obvious.
It looks like she’s trying to be Decora, that Japanese Harajuku style. In all the pictures I see, they’re wearing pink everything and their heads are covered in colorful hairclips…
Why must chubby chicks try to be little Asian girls?!
That’s what I was thinking.
I once did that – when I was five. My grandmother laughed at me.
Sorry, we need you to go through the metal detector *one* more time, then it’s a strip search.
love it…just like i love jamal khaldi!