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Fashion Fail - Guess She Urgently Needed Toilet Paper

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Uh oh, you guys. High heels and no underwear at the convenience store? Looks like Britney Spears is headed for another meltdown.

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  1. Kimmie says:

    Aaaaaaa! My eyes!

  2. merri says:

    Oh, dear God. Surely she knows, by the big breeze up her backside if nothing else?! And picking up a megapack of kitchen towelling? What is she saying?!

    • Geisha_Girl says:

      She’s saying she’s an exhibitionist who wants people to see thigh-high stockings and her big white ass. It gets her off and probably the person behind the camera too.

      • Nelson says:

        Yes. She knows EXACTLY what she is doing. This is no “wardrobe malfunction”.

      • percocet princess says:

        You really think she’s doing this on purpose?

        It’s disgusting that a fat woman would think she’s hot enough to do something like this. A fat woman should not have such an inappropriate amount of love for herself. :S

        And dude, anyone who thinks that cottage cheese thighs is not ‘fat’ is either desperate for a lay or is an overweight woman themselves. This is not hot or attractive, kids.

        • Kevin says:

          LOL i think she has a nice ass, well maybe cause im a black guy hahaha, but seriously, we havnt seen her face and for all you know she might have a really pretty one. Her message is obvious “i need d**k now!” and there are those of us prepared to satisfy her need hahahaha.

        • grr says:

          “It’s disgusting that a fat woman would think she’s hot enough”…

          Wow, THAT is disgusting. Have fun being an insecure douche I guess.

          • born2hula says:

            I agree with her…she’s gotta be mentally ill to think
            anyone would want to see that,hope she got what she was asking for,RAPE!

            • halja says:

              She’s “asking for rape”? That’s just … sad, I guess. But more importantly, how can you hope for anyone to get raped? Seriously, why all the hate?

              And, for all we know, the one taking the photo is her bf, who loves it when she shows off what she has, especially in an (as far as I can see here) otherwise empty supermarket.

              … wait, are overweight girls even *allowed* to have bfs, if nobody would ever wanna see ‘em naked? If they’re not, then what am I supposed to do? Ditch mine? Because, according to percocet princess, I gotta be overweight myself (WHY hasn’t anyone told me?! Srly, friends aren’t what they used to be anymore), but I’d really rather keep him. He’s such a darling (and the six-pack’s nice, too).

              • percocet princess says:

                Halja, I don’t understand why your comment is directed at me. I never said that bigger girls weren’t allowed to have boyfriends. Everyone, no matter how skinny, fat, ugly, or gorgeous should experience the magic of love. I also never said that there is NO ONE that wants to see bigger girls naked. There are plenty of chubby chasing men and chubby men who would love such a thing.

                I do not see why you feel the need to twist my statement and make it into something that it is not. The need to twist my statement to a more insulting level and the need to brag about your boyfriend just makes you seem all the more insecure.

                • halja says:

                  It wasn’t directed at you. If it had been, I had answered to your post directly. born2hula said that she agreed w/ your statement above (in which you wrote that anyone who thinks that this woman’s tights ain’t fat is either desperate or an overweight woman themselves) and SHE also wrote that the woman in the picture “gotta be mentally ill to think anyone would want to see that”. And that last quoted bit is why I asked that question about the boyfriend (and just for the record, it was intended to be sarcastic, including the part about mine having a six-pack. Truth is, I don’t care much for six-packs, meaning, I don’t think they make a guy more attractive. If I really wanted to brag about him, there would be at least twenty things that I would say before I’d even think about mentioning his tummy. If there weren’t, I wouldn’t date him).
                  It’s the whole ‘I don’t think this is attractive so surely nobody else could, either’ way of thinking that I read in born2hula’s comment that kinda pushes my buttons, to be honest.

                  Now, about your post: The whole paragraph that’s starts with “It’s disgusting that a fat woman would think…” is something I really can’t understand. Why exactly shouldn’t an overweight or even fat person be self-confident? Why shouldn’t they be able to love themselves and their body as much as they please without people saying it’s ‘inappropriate’? You yourself ‘brag’ about your own large ego, but if you really are that self-confident, then why do you feel the need to deny other/overweight people their right to be just as confident themselves? Honestly, I just don’t understand it.
                  Personally, I prefer to hang out with self-confident people, even overly self-confident ones, be they fat or skinny. Because, in my experience, they’re just a lot more fun to be with. So if someone’s fat or ugly or whatever, and loves every last bit of themselves, then all the power to them.

                  • percocet princess says:

                    HALJA–

                    Hm, I could have sworn that your comment was a reply to mine. I suppose the ordering is not as I thought it was. I’m sorry for the misunderstanding, in that case.

                    In reference to your comment towards me–

                    I never said that overweight women cannot love themselves in general. I think they have every right to love themselves for who they are. I simply said they should not have enough self esteem to show their ass in public, is all. This woman has enough self esteem to go out in a short dress without underwear. To be honest, I don’t think an overweight woman should have enough confidence to do such a thing, as an overweight ass and cottage cheese thighs aren’t something to be proud of. Yes, some people like to see that, but it’s not the majority, and being overweight isn’t a good thing.

                    • halja says:

                      As I said before in some other comment here, I prefer not to see anyone’s ass in public, be it boney, nice or fat. It doesn’t really bother me, but given the choice, I’d choose no to. Showing or not showing one’s ass in public isn’t not a question of self-esteem for me, either, but rather… I don’t know, decency, maybe? Or fashion sense? As far as self-esteem goes, though, I think this woman here should have a high one, ’cause, as I said before, I think she’s totally hot.

                      …Well, I don’t think we’ll ever agree, but maybe we could agree to disagree?

                      • percocet princess says:

                        Well, at least we can agree that we don’t care to see any ass in a public space, haha.

                        But yes, I suppose we can agree to disagree on this matter. Thank you for arguing your point in a relatively calm and rational matter rather than just calling names and what not. It seems as the majority of people cannot handle doing so on the internet, rofl.

                        • halja says:

                          Thank you, too. It was rather refreshing having someone actually read what I wrote and answer to that instead of just… well, getting angry because someone dares to disagree. :)

                  • born2hula says:

                    I JUST LURV PUSHING BUTTONS!!!
                    And I didn’t mean I thought she should get raped ,but that’s what she’s asking for.my final comment,she obviously has no self respect,because anyone who respects themselves would NOT walk around like that.I think we give people waaaaay too much leeway to get away too much.would you want a child of yours to see that and think doing this in public is ok? we like to hold peoples hands and say”oh thats ok honey…” jus sayin

                    • halja says:

                      Yeah, I noticed. :P
                      Well, I don’t have any kids and I don’t want any, either, so maybe that isn’t the best scenario for me to imagine, but I can say this: In general, I’m fine with what ppl do as long as nobody else gets hurt or bothered in a way they can’t easily escape (like ppl being extremely noisy in a restaurant or something. If they are wearing something that offends you, you can just look away, but you can’t shut off your ears). I do appreciate it if they abide by a certain social code (and put on underwear, for example), but even if they don’t, I usually only get slightly annoyed. I’ve a lot more problems with ppl who get aggressive (just to be clear: I do not mean you) than with the weirdos who are just doin’ their own thing, mindin’ their own business.
                      And kids are usually rather good at watching their parent’s reaction to something. If you and your kid were at this scene and your kid saw that you think this is inappropriate, it would rank your opinion much higher than hers, even if it might say or do something that suggests otherwise just to push *your* buttons. ;P

                      • Da Louvre Maneuver says:

                        But I DID get hurt! If I saw this in the store I’d be screaming “Mommy, mommy, make it stop!” (I’m damaged fer life now- and I used to LIKE asses!) ;)

                • CuriousInsanity says:

                  personally i don’t want to see ANYONE inappropriately exposed ANYWHERE, EVER. Whether they are fat, thin or in-between. It’s just awkward for everyone. Frankly this would be no better if she were a “hot” girl, than it is now.

                  And for the record, Miss, you may want to check your view and attitude toward “chubby” and “fat” people because it could use some serious readjusting.

                  • DJ says:

                    That’s exactly what I was thinking-I, too, think that NOBODY, fat, or thin, should expose theirself like that. It’s not about her being overweight, it’s about the awkwardness of the whole situation.

                    P.S. All the replies make such a pretty pattern:P

            • F to the Jizzle says:

              HAHA who the hell would rape that thing ?

          • percocet princess says:

            Kevin, I find it odd that you would believe your ass preference has somethign to do with your skin colour. While I realize that it’s a stereotype, it still seems like a silly thing to mention. And yes, her face might be quite fine, but that is quite beyond the point, I believe.

            And GRR, I am highly confused by your statement. I simply said that a woman of that size should not have the self-esteem to show her ass in public like that, not that I myself am insecure. Now, I suppose you may be attempting to rely on what you believe to be psychology (or more like what your mother told you to make you feel better), and that you believe that anyone who makes a negative comment about someone hates themselves. And yes, while this might be true for some, it is certainly not true for all (as not all minds work the same). I am not insecure at all, my friend–in fact, I’m probably a bit TOO secure in myself. I am ‘full of myself’, if you will (although I prefer to say that I have a large ego). Honestly, I see nothing wrong with that.

            There’s also the fact that my statement doesn’t even apply to me, as I’m not a big woman myself.

            I would also like to mention that ‘douche’ may not be the correct insult for the situation, as there are other words that would probably suit my behavior better.

            • bwahaha says:

              Why on earth should a woman of that size not have the self esteem to show her ass in public like that?

              • percocet princess says:

                I answered this question above.

                • Nekuyo says:

                  I know this is a little late, but I just have to respond.

                  I find it a little mean spirited that you think an overweight woman (at least of the size indicated in the picture, cottage cheese thighs she may have, but that doesn’t mean she’s obese) shouldn’t have enough self esteem to find herself sexy.
                  This woman clearly doesn’t weigh 300 pounds or anything that’s morbidly obese to the point it’s disturbing. Hell – she doesn’t even have any fat rolls on her that we can see. There’s nothing about this picture that implies that she doesn’t have a nice enough shape.

                  I don’t see any reason for that mentality either given that there are several overweight who have boyfriends and husbands who love the way they look well enough to have sex with them every day.

        • Alex says:

          It isn’t attractive, but a “fat woman” can and should have love for herself. Beauty is not always what’s on the outside and people shouldn’t cater to the demands of society and look a certain way. Some “fat women” will never be skinny; it isn’t in their genes. But they eat well, exercise and take care of themselves and that is what I consider “hot” – personality, charisma, intelligence.

        • Derp says:

          Yes! How DARE a woman that is big(ger than society says is okay) love themselves. How DARE a fat woman think that they are hot. How dare she have confidence to not care what people think of her! The outrage! ~I am shocked and appalled~

        • Angie says:

          well since you put princess in your name i hope its safe to assume you are a female… which means unless one or a few randmome men said fat is not attractive… dont assume all men feel that way and if you are a guy well you must not be interested in ladies with princess in your name… and why does everyone assume that if your fat you have to have bad self esteem…you dont… but sadly many women have bad self esteem thats why anorexia and bolemia exist

  3. Becky says:

    I’m afraid to think what she needs the paper towels for.

  4. Canuckguy says:

    Oh gawd, that’s hot!.

    • Some Guy says:

      You’re sick. Or, you have low standards. :)

      • Carlos says:

        Yes, because we all know that, clearly, yours is the one-and-only valid opinion on any matter that anyone could possibly have.
        Yep! Rest assured that, on all of Earth, no sane and valid person’s tastes differ from yours on any topic even in the slightest.

        • MrReasonable says:

          word.

        • born2hula says:

          Oh come on now Carlos,let’s all stop being soooo politically correct,maybe you like to see fat cottage-cheezy bare white asses hanging out in public places,but the majority of us do not.Hopefully she got arrested for indecent exposure,because there should be and there are laws against this kind of vomit inducing activity. :(

          • JungleJim says:

            Where’s your statistical majority coming from? Magazine covers? Maybe you don’t like it, but to me, she’s considerably better looking than those 95 pound ‘women’ who look like 10 year olds… I’ll take curves over pedophilia any day.

            • halja says:

              Second that.
              The first thing I thought was “Damn, she’s hot!” Then I noticed the location… and thought that, just maybe, if you’re in a supermarket wearing a dress that short, you might wanna bend your knees a bit.
              But still, she’s hot in my book.

          • Nelson says:

            She’s not that fat. Andm she’s not that lumpy, either.

          • EvilDave says:

            You’re a chick aren’t you?

          • Anna Rexia says:

            Where do you see cottage cheese? Yes, she’s fat, but I don’t see the “size 26 crammed into size 12 stretch knit so that it looks like a few hundred pounds of plums” kinda cottage cheese crap you see on places like peopleofwalmart.com.

            • born2hula says:

              #1 just sayin,most people don’t like to see fat asses in public,it’s gross.personally,I don’t like to see ANYONES ass in public.And dear there is a level that’s between fat ugly ass and skinny bony ugly ass that is healthy.This ain’t it.To me and many others it’s offensive.Gave me a helluva laugh tho.;)
              #2 You come off like a dude. :(

              • halja says:

                I agree with you on the not liking to see anyone’s ass in public thing. Totally. It’s just that, for me, this isn’t the ugly kind of fat yet – it is more than is healthy, though. And it looks like she takes care of herself (except for the ‘keep your BMI under 25′ part), that’s always a big plus for me.
                @#2 Srly, I do? lol, I’m actually a very girly girl, so that’s the first time anyone ever said that to me. That comment just totally made my day (night, whatever)! :D

            • Smitty says:

              There’s not enough of Keira Knightley to spread on a piece of toast!

            • Kevin says:

              I totally agree with you halja and im not a bad looking guy at all. Considering my vast experience with different types of women, id say a skinny girl with the body of a 12 year old would probably be broken by someone like me and in my experience thicker women (not fat) tend to handle me a bit better. For those about to say oh this guy is probably just some loser on the internet who cant get any you can see my facebook profile anytime, look up kevin cazad.

              • percocet princess says:

                Now now, Kevin, you are also sounding insecure by feeling the need to add your little facebook plug. Firstly, would seeing you on facebook prove much of anything? Sure, perhaps you have 500 friends (just guessing), but who knows how many of those friends are just from the internet.

                Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m sure you’re a good guy, and all, but why do you feel the need to prove yourself like that? Your statement would have stood fine alone–you didn’t even need to mention facebook.

                Also, I have yet to see a girl over the age of 15 or 16 that has a body of a 12 year old boy–and considering you seem to be older yourself, I hope you really don’t have much to do with 15 or 16 year olds either.

                But for clarification, the woman in this picture is fat, not thick. I have a ‘thick’, and she is much thinner than this woman. Her waist is also nice and small compared to her huge hips and behind. Now, she has an absolutely gorgeous body–but this chick does not.

              • Chihiro_Oh says:

                I looked D:

                lol

            • Derp says:

              “Where has good taste gone to anyway”? Awww sounds like somebody is bitter/having trouble in the relationship department. I wish you luck dearie.

      • Canuckguy says:

        I meant to say “Oh gawd, that’s hawt. Oops, I am on the wrong site, thought I was at Hawtness.com”

        Not sick, not low standards, just being facetious.
        But it is kinda hawt.

    • Pokey says:

      i’de ride that kitty ride!

  5. superevilgeniuswhowantstodestroytheworld says:

    this looks like a job for level 7 beer goggles

  6. malkatz says:

    How is it SHE can keep thigh highs up, but I can’t?! I weight a hell of a lot less than her, but they always just roll down to my mid-calf.

    • Steve says:

      I think it’s the staples – every six inches or so ought to do it.

    • halja says:

      I have the same problem, but I stopped wondering about it a long time ago. Just use suspenders, they do the job and are sexy to boot. :)

    • blob says:

      That’s why – the fatter you are, the more plumptiousness there is for the elastic to sink into! Skinny legs – nothing to grip.

      • malkatz says:

        That’s not true- the waist band of tights rolls down if you have a belly. And my legs are hardly skinny- they’re just not huge.

        • Anna Rexia says:

          Maybe the elastics on hers don’t have nylon strips on the inside, or they have latex. Either would cling better than the ones with all-nylon tops. I never could get those to stay up either. That’s when I discovered I liked the feeling of suspenders (garter belts in the States) more.

    • Kaeli says:

      That’s why– they’re pulled over the larger part of her leg, and so they stay in place.

  7. D1RGE.EXE says:

    I’m thinking she had a rather…ahem….embarrassing….accident, and had run to the store….albeit in her nightie….

  8. Steph says:

    I’m going out on a limb here and guessing that any underwear she’d have chosen to wear with this would have looked ridiculous – it’s a short, white dress, even standing, it’s going to be easy to see in good lighting. My guess is she’s wearing a g-string, though. …Party of some sort that needed a quick supply run.

    …also jealous of her thigh-high superiority. :-)

  9. Lauree says:

    Maybe she is looking at paper towels because with an ass that big toilet paper isn’t gonna cut it!!!!

  10. malkatz says:

    Maybe the drug store toilet was out of paper, so she ran out to get some- she left her panties in there to reserve the seat.

  11. Is says:

    I’d say she is wearing a thong & it got lost in the shuffle..

  12. shin0bi272 says:

    Shes not that bad looking really… shes not a skeleton but shes not completely huge either. Id probably walk and slap her ass just to see what she’d do.

  13. phoebe says:

    Nothing says “insert credit card here for cheap sex and guaranteed clean up,” like a big lady flaunting her ass over some paper towels. It’s honestly just good marketing.

  14. Shxtbricks says:

    We know the economy is at it’s worse when women start showing their piggy banks.
    “Anyone got a quarter?”

  15. trillium says:

    That’s a very short dress-I imagine there might be quite a view from the front as well, without too much effort.

  16. CC says:

    Would love to see a front shot.

  17. Cayenne says:

    She couldn’t atleast wear underpants?

  18. c11k says:

    I just don’t see how she’s comfortable walking around without anything between her thighs to combat the friction. You know they have to touch when she walks…wouldn’t it chafe?

    • Kate says:

      Yeahh, that does look uncomfortable. She must definitely be chafing. I mean, baby powder works if you aren’t wearing tights or leggings, but it only lasts so long.

  19. DDT says:

    Full moon over Walmart.

  20. dethscul says:

    Why does this remind me of the woman in clerks that was buying vaseline and rubber gloves?

  21. Canuckguy says:

    Pleasantly plump

  22. kwhite says:

    she could be wearing a thong

  23. TearyEyed says:

    Awww, this makes me miss my grandma :’(

  24. Bree says:

    At least she’s lady-like enough to wear pantyhose :)

  25. Johnny says:

    I’d hit it…

  26. Canuckguy says:

    Again I will say it, she’s hot(and the pose is sexy). However if she has a big fat belly, I will be repulsed.

  27. Amanda says:

    Really guys? I don’t think we should be talking about how big she is or anything because if someone smaller did that that’ll still be gross. Big girls, small girls thats still pretty but that just looks nasty. (Not because shes alittle thicker)

  28. Charles McHutchens says:

    Nice ass, I’d hit it.

  29. stress says:

    Don’t talk s**t on britney… it’s just baby weight.

    I think her high heels are bowing.

    She’s kind of like an onion… but without the layers.

  30. Heinz says:

    mhh, perhaps in the market, the outfit isnt passable….
    but, i love big butts. yes, im a msn, europeen, white and i like chubby women. plumper girls etc. why not? mor wife, more to grab, more to explore. sure, its a hell lot of more *work* – thats perhaps the reason, why so many dont like bigOnes? big woman, need big works.
    its like the song …QUEEN, fat bottomed gilrs …
    in germany we say: “every pot gots his cover” -translated.

    for me, i would never bang a skinny one – bones on bones makes funny sounds and pain – but i would never bang a real big one, you know, there are levels of fatness. chubby, plump,…fat. i think, really fat ones ( so above 200 pounds or so) are not for me..but a little chubby blonde ……why not :-)

  31. oelle says:

    Dat Ass!

  32. Heya says:

    Yum, I’d love to see this, half a chub just from the pic.

  33. bob says:

    anybody thinking the gas station bathroom was outta asswipe hahaha

  34. Bethany says:

    I suppose she has to use papertowels in the place of toiletpaper.

  35. eric says:

    hmmm going to be a long night full of nightmares

  36. Gashsmaster says:

    After she noticed every cat in the neighbourhood following her around looking for tuna, she decided the regular-sized tampons weren’t large enough for her so she switched to using rolls of paper-towels…


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