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If you’ve ever looked through your closet and thought to yourself, ”I have nothing to wear,” well, then try your tool box. Duct tape is THAT versatile.
And BONUS: after you slip out of that duct tape dress, you can call your esthetician and cancel that next waxing appointment.
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Where do you even buy something like that?
A party goods store? She looks like she wrapped herself in crepe paper. Sweetie (in the photo), just ’cause Rihanna pulls that stuff off, doesn’t mean everyone can – and it sure doesn’t mean everyone *should*.
I was thinking the same thing
It looks like it is made out of taffy…
I was thinking that it was an unethical use of Laffy Taffy.
At least we can be grateful THIS one’s wearing undies. What, did she see someone off on the Pacific Princess, and then think, ”now, what can I do with these left over streamers?”
Undies? Yes, I suppose you can call that dental floss undies… barely. Goodness knows what the backside of those looks like *shudder* Judging by the way her hips are strung up tighter than a rump roast, I am not holding my breath for “full bum” panties.
OMG, do I see “nip” in there???? Yee gads . . . .
Ewwwww….. you can see part of her nipple.
WHAT the H*LL was she thinking?? For the love of baby Jesus, and Allah, and Buddah, and Thor cover your Damn nipples properly, woman! If I was her ‘besty’ there is NO way in H*LL I would be caught dead in that picture.
If I showed up at a party and suddenly realized I looked as awful as that chick on the left I’d be looking for someone wearing party streamers to stand next to. Clearly she found the one person in the room wearing a more ridiculous and ill fitting outfit and figured she’d look good in comparison.
Ahahahaaa! True enough. Point conceded.
To be her “besty,” you’d have to be more like her, or she’d have to be more like you. If the former, you’d be the one sporting the tattoo that says “Jelly.” Or “Jolly,” but I’m pretty sure it’s “Jelly.” Either way, I sure as hell don’t want to know why.
World’s most aweful nipslip EVER
Did she eat Rainbow Brite and steal her clothes?
LOL No way she stole her clothes!
AND she thinks she looks good ~~ not like the no taste, skanky, trailer trash she really looks like! some people just have NNNOOO clue!
Wtf ? What was she thinking ? Did she even second guess it? Lmfao And she could of covered her Nipple. Ewwwww gross. this isnt even cute and the lady next to her seems so proud to take a picture with her. Hahaha, what goes through ppls minds these days….
Why is everyone so anti-nipple? I mean, I don’t make a habit out of showing it in public either, but I don’t think nipples are gross (quite the contrary, actually) and – even more importantly – I really don’t think that the showing part-nipple is the problem here. Srly, hiding it wouldn’t fix anything. Not this time.
On a second thought, hiding the dreaded nipple might actually help a lot. If she used a) a blanket or b) an actual dress to do so.
I Love nipples..
The one on the left looks OK, but the one on the right…. **shudder**
No, just no. Blond hair on a dark-skinned person just looks wrong. It’s jarring to the ye and it doesn’t look natural.
Oh, and that dress is just WTF.
Blond hair on a black woman often looks really good – but it takes a *ton* of upkeep to keep the color from turning gold. I’m white and when I’ve bleached my hair, I’ve had to use toner on it every 2 days to keep it white.
I second that. Nicely done blond hair on a black woman can look amazing – poorly done “blond” hair doesn’t look good on anybody.
this would be ok if they looked better, as it is, no, no, no
What planet are you living on? Skinny women have no more excuse to sport horrible, skanky outfits than large women.
THANK YOU! Finally someone who realizes that this doesn’t look bad because they’re fat-haters, but because it was a horrible idea for an “outfit” for ANYONE to wear! You win my internets for the day, Ralph!
you are a hypocrite. i’ve seen you comment, making fun of a fat man’s weight. you are just insecure when it comes to women’s weight
Coulda been worse. Coulda been Fruit by the Foot. *shudder* just pictured someone eating that off her body *shudder*
Yeah, if it is, don’t sit on anything linty!
Is this a one size fits No One…
I don’t want to taste this rainbow! Aaaarrrrrggghhhh! The horror!
you know, this would look really good over a beige-tan short dress. but as it is… OMFG IS THAT A NIPPLE?!?
OK, both of them look silly. The girl on the right is worse, though–that monstrous outfit would make anyone look like a complete and utter skankerella, plus, that orange hair looks kinda scary.
The girl on the left needs to be introduced to the concept of “pants” and “skirts”. That’s way too short to be a dress.
uuuuuummmmmmm… that would be REALLY hard to get on lmfao
Does this remind anyone else of Fruit By The Foot?
All i can say is . . . . thank whatever you want that she actually thought to put underwear on. . oh boy. what is seen cannot be unseen. crap.
It’s disturbing how they [both] look like Shaniqua from a “California Gurls” parody on YouTube.
Cheetara!!!!! I said you can use clothing tape! Not tape as clothing!
Honestly, the girl on the right is probably dressed for some sort of fashion show.. But she’s pretty anyway. I doubt she’d wear that on a regular day, so it doesn’t bother me too much. I like her hair and makeup. The girl on the left might be the designer or friend or something. Her dress is just too short XD
((I didn’t look anything up at all, so I know I’m probably wrong. This is just how the picture looks. They’re both pretty girls, big or skinny, and it’s probably for some artsy thing anyway.))
K. The girl on the right looks like she got caught up in a may day celebration- as the pole!
i love her nipples hahahaha
So this is the maypole that frightened all the little chapsticks away. Didnt know they had nipples.
Tia and Tamara Mowry have sure gone down hill…so sad
I demand a public execution…for both of them.