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I love it. More DIY industriousness. Out of makeup? Walgreen’s closed? Break into your little sister’s Lisa Frank pencil case and grab some of her markers. It might even be superior to those boring neutral tones you were sporting before. Makeup just enhances your face—markers let you draw on a whole new one.
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Hold on let me put on my serious face…
*grabs marker*
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I have a feeling she just started putting on her makeup for Cats. A few more layers of paint and marker and she’ll be ready to play Bombalurina or Demeter!
Bill Frist wears make up like that!
Reminds me of that LARGE lady on that show “operation repo”. I crack up everytime she flops onto the screen.
lol I was just going to post that! But this chick would be way hotter if shed learn to draw
Drawn on eyebrows? Is she from the 50′s? Only little old ladies and small children who’ve had a meeting with daddy’s shaving kit draw on their eyebrows anymore.
HA! aaahahaha… you’ve never met any Mexican women, have you? Google “chola” and find one with actual eyebrows. It’s impossible.
Oh my gosh, I googled
LOL @ redundancy
I’d have to disagree on the hispanic thing, I’d go with Chola’s
chola: hardcore latina gangbangers
Hispanic/Spanish: A Spanish-speaking person / a person having Spanish ancestry.
“Chola” used in that context must be something new. In my family, the word “chola” always referred to a peasant woman.
that
is
terrifying
This is an attempt at the scariest clown makeup, but, similar to the Monty Python “Ministry of Silly Walks” sketch, she needs a gov’t grant to develop it. Hey, the gov’t will pay her way to beauty school. She should apply.
So, Divine found a successor?
HA! Took the words right out of my mouth, er, typing fingers, rather.
what…she just discovered she has boobs…lol
What I want to know is-who are the guys who look at that and say “Oh yeah, gimme a piece of that.”
Try the guy a couple photos back with the moustache haircut.
Ones whom should be beaten over the head for not paying the $1 extra for the paper bag
{raises hand}
ya her eyeborws are silly, but she has awesome DSL and boobs.
id bang her, but id have to have a few beers as im certian id have to tolorate some really dumb conversation first
I’d hit it. Nice skin, awesome DSL’s, nice boobs. Not that ugly in the face too if she would ditch the magic markers and teh goofy expression that isn’t doing her justice (possible candidate for the DERP website?). Her only drawback, is that I think I am seeing the start of a large belly at the bottom of the picture– could be just the angle though.
She looks a bit like Lucifer from Cinderella.
OMG!! What an incredible impersonation of a blowup sex doll! Brilliant!
Markers: putting the “cheap” in “cheap skank” since age the 7th grade.
DOES THIS PERSON ACTUALLY THINK SHE LOOKS GOOD? WTF?? THERE ARE NO WORDS!!
Minus the drawn on eyebrows and stupid facial expression, she looks fine to em.
where is the un see button….? O_________O
She would be beating men off with a stick if she learned to un-whored a little.
*un-whore :/
DSL’s
I’m waiting for her sister to tell her how bad she looks… I don’t want to be within 5 miles when THAT bomb goes off.
Veronica–the only doll with *love* motion! Only 59.95 + S&H.
Chola FAIL,, Hahahahahahaha…..