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Looks as though someone has spliced together my Uncle Leo and a transsexual stripper named Deepwater Whorizon.
Actually, knowing my Uncle Leo, he’d probably be pretty happy about that.
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Oh, no. It’s definitely the hair that’s wrong. And if those are really his legs, I’ll eat that hat – the rest of his skin isn’t that good.
I don’t think I have ever seen legs like than on anyone. His calves are all slim, and then, just below the knee, there’s… the rest of his calf, much less slim. It looks as if someone chopped off part of his leg or something.
I think this has been spliced like the poster says…there’s a strange slice missing out of the back of that left leg. Otherwise very funny though.
It’s either spliced or he lost a bet…
That looks a lot like the old guy near my work. By day he is a man who hides in the alley waiting for someone to toss a nearly finished cigarette so he can scoop it up and take the last few drags. By night he is a woman with a blue dress, bonnet and purse and walks the streets in high heels.
wtf?
The short shorts is wrong!
As he’s old, he should wear trousers for Pete’s sake.
People might think he’s a fag :<
Actually i think it would be the high heels that would make people think he’s gay… or maybe he just has dementia and got gender confused
Which part disturbs you more – that he has better legs than you, or that, if he is gay, it means you’ll never have him?
He probably is…I’m just saying.
What’s wrong with being a fag, or having people think you’re one?
Nothing wrong with being a f** but if you’re straight you want to come off as straight because that’s who you are. Take it easy.
i some times wish the comment bit was up the top, so i dont have to scroll down, * shudders*
Guy’s legs are like that – my BF’s calves are muscular in the upper rear shin and there aren’t a lot of muscles reaching down into the ankle; he looks like he has beanbags in his calves!
I don’t know if it’s ‘shopped – I just care that we’re actually seeing someone who is (half) cross-dressed that isn’t 400 pounds! This guy at least seems to take care of his physique! (The top half, I agree – incongruous at best.)
Oh god. They had to be clear heels, too.
You know what clear heels mean.
*shudder*
I’m glad it looks like those were shopped on, If that old guy really is flexable enough to do … that… then I’m just going to curl in a ball and be terrified for a while.
Did he shave his legs for this pic? oh that’s not helping.
That old guy has better legs than I do. *sigh*
He should’ve ironed his shirt. Period.
Awesome scroll down, haha! Old dude… with really short shorts… with clear stripper heels?!?
Definitely shopped. His torso was inserted a little too far left over the woman’s legs. Zoom in on his left hand. He’s missing part of his index finger and there’s the gap between the first two fingers allows you to see through him even though it’s a few inches inward over his hip.
Ew. ‘Nuff said
I think we’ve found a picture of Lt. Dangle’s Uncle Frederick…
and he is probably bald headed…
I love the shirt, “the Indigo Units” be his Irish Retro Crossdressing Folk band. I think they open for Coldplay sometimes.
He’s a never nude!
Who would wear those plastic shoes if they were quite right? They’d slice your feet to ribbons.
The first time I saw this I didn’t scroll all the way down… I stopped at the short shorts and said…”EW!” and clicked to the next site. This morning I made the mistake of scrolling all the way down and thought WTF?!?! And then I noticed that it looks like it is shopped just about an inch below the knee, it was close, but it there is a leap from the man’s shins to the whatever-it-is in the clear plastic (UGH!!!) heals.
Hey! At least he has the legs for it!
They’re photoshopped in some areas, so no, he doesn’t really have the legs for it. He has the photoshopped legs for it…?
I don’t think it’s been spliced or doctored…I’ve seen too many drag queens with legs just like that. Look at the definition of that calf muscle. Wish I had legs like that. But, you know, I really would have worn a different hat!
ummmm, so did no one notice he seems to have “dribbled” a bit as well? i believe that is a wet spot on his pants… (and i use the term “pants” lightly)
NOT going to look for that. I’ll take your word for it.
who wears short shorts?
That look does wonders for his legs, though.
I thought “Hat okay. Shirt okay. Shorts questionable. SCARY shoes.”
He has better legs than I could ever get….
I’m a pretty girl cursed with dreadfully muscular legs, so it really cheeses me when I see men with sexy legs who would look better in a skirt & heels than I do.
Does this guy remind anyone else of Benny Hill? That’s the first thing I thought of when I saw this post.
But then it wouldn’t be here, would it? >->