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Oh look, Berlin Fashion Week is back to strike fear into our hearts and corpse-like shemales into our nightmares. Thanks, Germany!
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I haz a ball =3
Bodhi?
(Loc-Nar?)
What?
OMG!
It is Loc-nar! Sort of. Isn’t loc-nar supposed to be green and glowing though???
(folks that don’t unnerstan: Loc-nar is a glowing green orb that is the source of aaaaaall evil. See the movie “Heavy Metal” for more details. lol)
HA! Coincidence. I totally watched it the other day
WTF?! Why would ANYONE wear that necklace?!?
necklace…why would anyone wear anything IT has on…I say IT cuz I don’t know if its male or female..
It’s fake. The stupid designer made the women wear bald caps and whiskers… EWW. Stupid peter something.
I think it’s to make it easier for any long-suffering passerby to put her out of her misery: it’s self-hanging.
just scary….
Hope thats a bald cap and fake beard. Otherwise i feel so bad for her.
There is something seriously wrong with her “hair”, or lack of.
ALL the clothes were this bad & worse, ALL the models were… horrific.
They are. Psychopathic, eccentric designers are very common these days.
I can’t tell what gender this person is. :S
I really don’t understand why anyone would think that being almost bald and having poor facial hair would be ‘fashionable’, though. Some of these fashion shows are nuts.
PUKE
And, I’d hope it’s a dude, due to the facial hair… btw, this is an insult to football.
Women. Fake beards, crazy designer.
looks like some kind of alien Jesus.
now that you mention it, I see it too! :O
Tilda Swinton has always had trouble accessorizing.
I’m thinking Socrates.
OK, take a deep breath. Now relax.
The”hair don’t” is obviously some sort of bald wig (is that an oxymoron?). Personally, I think the boots are plug-ugly, but the actual dress and necklace aren’t too bad, altho the strings are way too long. In a crisp linen or cotton, the shift would be terrific for summer wear. Loose and swingy, but covered up.
Pics or it didn’t happen…
Wow I love how you really notice what she is wearing more than her hair/lack there of.Hehehe. But I think I heard somewhere that its called a bald cap (makes you look bald).
Yeah, you can say ‘bald wig’ or ‘bald head wig’, I think.
Technically, a “bald head wig” or “bald wig” has some hair on it, like Scrooge, bald on top with hair on the sides. This, which makes you look completely bald, is a “bald cap.”
Agreed. I would wear that dress/shirt and possibly the necklace as well.
That said, I would NOT purchase anything from this designer after watching this runway show. WTH is he/she thinking? This whole get up does NOT put me in the mood for a pret-a-porte shopping spree!
*cringes* it’s a HE designer.
This is androgendy run amok. Or a male designer who hates women. Either way you can gaurantee I would never buy the clothes.
Ever wondered what would happen if Obie-wan Canobie and Darth Vadar ever had children?
I was thinking more along the lines of a Yoda/Chewbacca coupling, myself.
I’m strange that way.
its not the outfit thats scary as F***
ahahaha! Saw this on the Hipster Runoff blog site
The clothes were so antediluvian, the designer (ha) said, Don’t let anyone LOOK at this cr*p!
It’s from Patrick Mohr
This show was featured in nearly all media here in Germany. Everyone was making fun of the probably gay fashion designer who let his way to skinny models wear these bald caps and beards. I think fashion designers should get back to designing real clothes, and not getting paid for taking strong drugs and producing crap like that.
XoX Bless you, yes, and stop scaring the children. Think of the CHILDREN! (and my acid reflux)
Halloween costume show.
*remembers Windowlicker video*
Why am I thinking of Baldrick all of a sudden?
Nahhh, no turnip.
@poster You’re welcome
allright you loosers, get that,
it´s his most wearable collection ever:
compared to the elder ones:
Have fun and get down with it!
Holy Sheep Shi~ Batman!!!
Yep, that’s it at 0:53 into the video at
*shudders* Why?! I do not completely comprehend the meaning of this! I will be recieving nightmares tonight.
You and me both. They need piss tests for the designers at these ‘fashion weeks’. They’re all getting out of hand now.
seriously.
It’s photoshopped… am I the only one seeing this?
Nevermind. >_>
Though the fake bald head and beard are way creepy, I kinda love what she’s wearing.
is this what they did to the German national soccer team for coming in 3rd at Wold Cup?
It’s called Photoshop.
It’s not shopped. It’s Mohr’s show from Berlin’s Fashion Week.
And honestly, it’s WAY less terrifying than his show last year.
“Youth in Asia”?
… Seriously?
Doctor Seuss WIN!
So Jesus is a soccer fan? Wonder who he picked in the World Cup? And did he call in any favors from his dad during the matches? Maybe that explains all the missed goals!
yeah, but… what? no. but… the… huh? WHY?????
HOLY S**T its like a sleestak mated with that walrus thing in a New Hope
GAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I was going to try to add to that comment, but it’s too much for me! You’re awesome.
wow…um…that’s either photoshopped or she’s wearing a bald cap and a fake beard. or it’s an alien.
I’m so disturbed by his head. Wtf is that? Is that one of those things actors put on their head when they’re playing the part of a bald guy? Is that what it is? Looks like it.
If that’s a woman, not THAT bad. It would be bad but it could be worse. But since I think that’s a MAN, quite disturbing. Such a female figure, too, ‘cept for the lack of boobs.
What the f***?
I’m amazed how so many people post the same stupid thing long after it’s been discussed! Anyway, some of the clothes in the vid were really good – and, people, I think the idea behind the show was that IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU ARE MALE OR FEMALE to wear most of the clothes AND YOU DON’T NECESSARILY NEED TO KNOW WHICH IS WHICH. Of course, as soon as you see them walk you DO know which are male (they are the ones that look pissed off) and which are female (who seem to find the whole thing a bit funny). Rant over. Goodnight.
*remembers Windowlicker music video*
I believe what the designer aimed to do here, is divert the attention of the viewers from the model and direct it at the clothing it self.
Try this look at the dress again with the face not showing ” cut the head off by scrolling down ”
then judge the design, it is actually pretty good.
If this is whats in now…. I think I’m out.
*gun bang*
Proof positive that fashion designers loathe women.
That happens when a fashion designer browses Moomin novels for inspiration and discovers the Hattifatteners.
Hetalia warned me Germany was into some weird stuff, but……