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Remember that baby alligator you got as a pet and then flushed down the toilet after you were tired of it?
This is what it grew up to be. Sewer living is a bitch.
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Oh, that yellow is so bad on her! And it’s the wrong shade of lipstick. And aside from anything else , when was the last time you saw an alligator with hair?!! I really hope that’s a panto outfit…
I’m pretty certain that’s not a “she.”
Although I did just notice that snake wrapped around her head. What’s that about?
Puff the magic dragon lives by the sea.
I rebemmer there being an uproar when they discovered exhibitionists having sex in the Vimy memorial in France. Also, there was the case of somebody urinating on the war memorial in Ottawa on Canada Day (which includes the tomb of the unknown soldier).
I believe they call this a big lipped alligator moment…
ILU nobody
Do alligators have belly buttons?
No. Only mammals do.
This looks like some kind of drag show. Divine would just roll her eyes.
Oooookay. My first comment didn’t show up, and the above was written to be shown completely separate at the bottom of the page.
PD is broken.
Indeed she would, Divine was a good actor and had great style for a drag queen.
You know you’ve developed a certain immunity to this site when your first thought is “that needs more fabric up top, her boob is oozing out sideways.”
“her” is debatable. Also, needs more fabric down below. I can only imagine where that front slit hits when “she” is facing front
LOL.
I am wondering about the “her” thing though. That side boob doesn’t seem substantial enough to be on a woman with that stomach, but then in that get up who the hell knows.
OMG! You’re right! I’m a ghoul!
So… overweight, eyebrow-less, double chinned, cross eyed models are the new “it” thing in the fashion world (besides reptile fashion)??
Aside from this….its better the stick bugs in it now, seriously most of those girls are disgustingly thin…what happened to curves…not chunks, but curves, and maybe the models face looks like that cuz the snake is choking it?
Kinda looks like it should be a new pokemon
[WIN]
Also.. did anyone notice the big fuzzy pink thing in the background? lol
“i am a lizard… now when do i get paid for this?”
OMG, this must be Jabba the Hutt’s wife!!! Or sister O_o
Or both! buahahahaa ew.
Just when you thought models couldn’t look any more brainless or that fashions couldn’t get any more utterly ridiculous…
My god. This should be reposted in Derpville.
heyy. im a model and im getting my masters in buisness law >:( im not brainless! but yup i agree with the fashion thing, sometimes a hatteee the things they make me go out in :p
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So does this mean that business law procedures will soon be written completely devoid of proper grammar…?
Agreed, just because you’re getting a degree in anything doesn’t mean you use your head all the time. Besides, “dumb models” is a stereotype. Good for you that you’re in school and all, hippiechick, but all models are are pretty faces, incredible balance, and a smiling face. (Usually, there are always other things needed I guess.)
tick tick tick tick…. Now we know why Jas Hook was so terrified.
It’s like the fashion equivalent of Dinner For Schmucks. Everyone in the audience is trying to hold back a laugh at this poor girl’s(?) expense while she thinks this might be her big break into the modeling world.
Notolaf – LMAO!
Where is PETA when we need them???
I love this site. I love everything shown on it. I love all of you.
I now feel immensely better about myself. Thank you thank you thank you.
And please let us know where the other pictures of this drag show… wreck?… can be found.
Holy macaroni, it’s Jabba the Hutt.
http://i.pbase.com/u11/jesse/upload/2564925.JabbaTheHutt.jpg
Mrs. Bowser, is that you?
Anything for a laugh…
Does nobody recognize Margaret Cho?
I think they forgot what they were trying to make her look like when they were half way through.
Drag Queen needs to drag his ass back to the fabric store and try again.
if, it shows up at the fabric store looking like that they might refuse to sell her anything else…wardrobe abuse…lol
It looks like the love child of Kimora Lee Simmons & Jabba the Hut.
kill it with fire!!!
The snake died trying to consume her; she ended up wearing it as her dress. RIP Snakey.
I like the person in the back, with the pink…..everything and the five foot hight hair
Ice Pirates FTW!
http://totallylookslike.com/2010/01/21/rue-mcclanahan-totally-looks-like-frog-lady-from-ice-pirates/
So this is who they moddled medusa after in GOW
My first impression was Jabba the hut?
i was fired so this could take my place!?!!! what has the world come to?! since when can fatties be on the runway?? shes gonna break it!!!! i thought models were supose to be at least 5’8” and thin. a thin girl would have made this look a little better at least!
go punch yourself in the face, angry model. A lady doesn’t need to be thin to be a model. I’m not saying that this model is good looking but they don’t need to be thin. So shut up and go get a modeling job and change the world of modeling if you’re so damn mad.
That was sarcasm up there. Seriously, lighten up. Besides, Ursula the Sea Witch has been hexing the other models for years and was obviously needing to be taken down a notch!
Mmmm…New version of Jabba the Hut, perhaps?
I honesly think that it is not a she….
I think if that were a woman, at that kind of weight (judging by the stomach) her boobs would be bigger. but I wonder how that “Man” got lips as big as those? =/
Mario’s going to be pissed when he finds out that Princess Toadstool and Bowser had a daughter together.
Totally looks like Euryale from God Of War II
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v300/BigVEE/GoW2/Euryale-1.jpg
Bowser: The Later Years.
King Coopa’s Wife
A statement against wearing reptile skin?
Seriously, the first reaction I had to this was a jump- even for poorly dressed standards.
Looks like Shenron really let himself go. I don’t think I would gather the dragon balls if that thing appeared to grant me a wish!
Grossly fat is what makes this unbearable.
As if. Right, if she was half the size, this would still be a nightmare. No, literally. I’m sleeping with the light on tonight.
One word: PIG
Kim Jong IIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
who knew Kim Il Yong’s daughter was supermodel material.
Looks like a white Oprah (sorry Oprah..but yeah..) in the most visually unappealing outfit known to man.
OMG someone actually perfected a way to splice teenage mutant ninja turtle DNA with Margaret Cho. Not that it was a good idea.
Is it just me, or does the model look like she could be related to Mizz Swan from MADtv?
Divine had a love-child with Wally Gator and it had a sex change.
She looks like a One piece villain.
When did Kelly Osborne get into modeling?
So this is why you never see King Koopa’s wives in any of the games…