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Today we’re experimenting with the opposite of being poorly dressed. This is the greatest piece of clothing I’ve ever laid my eyes on.
“What’s that dear? You want to get your abs workout in today by vacuuming my apartment? Again?! Why isn’t that SWEET of you!”
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They should do that to ALL the male models! Except for Old Spice man, of course.
i know the men who will buy this shirt. and they are NTO the ones you’ll want to see wearing it
Victoria’s Secret presents Mangerie.
Very original! And if my stomach?
Yummy.
Double Yummy
I concur
Triple Yummy!
Oh perfect! I am totally getting this for my neighbor. You know the guy, works on his truck and mows his lawn shirtless, creating numerous fantasies for myself and my roomate and friends, who just happen to sit out on the patio anytime he does this….drooling…. then he comes over to say hi… and spits tobacco on my lawn and speaks in the most godawful accent you can imagine, loud and obnoxious too…. ruins the illusion. Thank you mysterious clothing designer!!
This is the most incredible, impractical thing I’ve ever seen.
woman wearing revealing clothing: skank! whore! slut!
man wearing revealing clothes: greatest piece of clothing ever
gotcha
Models don’t choose their clothes.
wouldn’t that make them more fitting for the word wh*re though? since they are essentially selling their body to be strutted down the runway in whatever their master chooses?
Of please, get off the high horse. For one it’s a joke, and another women dress revealing every day, but male clothing is almost always designed modestly. Every decade female clothing grows more and more revealing, while male only changes in basic cut and design.
^ This, pretty much.
Women are constantly wearing fewer and fewer square inches of fabric. Men… well, they have the option of removing their shirt. Otherwise their clothing options are not really getting, in the mainstream, more revealing.
…but that has nothing to do with what i said
-_- I think Kikora meant that we don’t see men wearing such revealing things as much as we do. Therefore, seeing a man wearing something so “yummy” (as stated above), is something that on some sick level, gives us gender equality.
ah, the objectification of the opposite sex to better one’s own gender, how enlightened
Are you new to this whole double standard thing? They are everywhere
seconded!
This isn’t particularly revealing. Revealing would be if he was walking around in a speedo or short shorts.
You see guys running shirtless in the summer all the time. You don’t see women running topless or in extremely revealing clothing all the time.
It is socially acceptable for guys to bare their torsos. Not so much for women.
LMAO. Bitter beer face much?
I would laugh my a$$ off if one of my fashion-forward (male) co-workers came in with this on as a cardigan over his shirt. And then I would snap his pic and upload it here. If I saw any male wearing this; in any way, shape, or form; I would laugh. Although that mouth-cover has it’s positive side. Keep the belches quiet? And no more sandwich jokes? *sigh*
of course it’s a retarded piece of clothing, i never tried to contradict that
my comment was about the caption
Women can wear revealing clothing without looking like a skank!whore!slut!
It’s called taste. And good design, I suppose.
And the clothes worn on the catwalk are not equivalent to those in reality. I’ve seen plenty of men whom I’d consider manwhores.
Oh, however, I can see your point in that if a woman wore a piece like this, exposing her breasts and covering her mouth, it would come off as a sexist piece… or a commentary on sexism?
No matter what, there’s a double standard.
But I still stand by saying that women can wear low-cut tops and short skirts without looking like a slag.
It’s all about the cut and materials, girls!
exactly, i’m not saying women who wear less material are skanks, i’m pointing out the duality of the captions on this site
thank you for saying something reasonable in this thread
Exposing her breasts and covering her mouth? …I would say that would be a pretty strong commentary on sexism.
But lets be real here, whether we consider someone to look like a whore depends a great deal on how much the person reminds us of sex. If a woman is fairly asexual looking (small hips/butt/boobs) she could wear three pieces of masking tape and at worst would get the “trying too hard” label. If a woman is STACKED, then she is always going to look like a whore even if she wears what most would consider a fairly modest outfit.
On a side note… can I touch it?
why do you make these comments on every post? I get it already, you hate double standards. Now move on.
When you’re that hot, nobody cares what you’re wearing
OP must be a woman.. I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing that, great body or no.. there is nothing positive about this outfit.. I can just imagine a “Durr” expression under that super collar.
” great body or no.. ”
gotta feeling your more the “no” hense your reply.
but i agree with theres nothing positive about that outfit, hense he should tale it off completely
Exactly! He’s not “poorly dressed”, he’s “poorly undressed”.
BAHAHAHAHA WIN! I agree, just take the top off. I’d go to see that…
Marrage, what can I say…
You must be right, lol.
I hope my better half doesn’t discover the link…
No, see, the positive thing about this clothing is that it shows off his abs while stopping him from speaking, hence the joke.
The above seems ALL positive to me. Lovely abs on display and a male that can’t speak.
yeah, add this to the constant degrading of any picture of a woman showing any skin, the person who does the captions is a woman
i agree, hidious whatever that is suppost to be. nice bod tho
It’s a specialized version of a ninja suit designed for the enjoyment of kunoichi. (girl ninjas)
Does this make my neck look long?
Weird, and cute
See this model just got a little confused. This is clearly part of a super villan’s costume, a well used acessory for the super brainiac set. But he forgot to wear the spandex under this piece, which is the most important part because the chest piece is where the logo goes. For Villan attire he is not dressed, but since he IS wearing pants and you could call that a shirt of sorts I’ll allow it but somebody better cover those nipples, we’re not covered for a peep show.
*visualizes* sure that coould work.
Looks more like the thing Raziel wears in Legacy of Kain Soul Reaver
X-Men Chamber FTW
This was my first thought as well!
I cos-play as Chamber from time-to-time, and really wish I knew where to buy one of these. It can’t be half as uncomfortable as yard after yard of bondage tape …
This outfit reminds me of Tia Harribel from Bleach. Look it up, the similarity is uncanny.
Agreed. First time I saw this, I screamed about them copying Harribel’s outfit. Showed it to my Bleach-watching friends, they agreed. This couldn’t have been made without Tia, I’m sure of it.
http://cdn.myanimelist.net/images/characters/14/63924.jpg
Mort from bazooka joe, the later years.
Exactly what I came here to say!
Looks like Batman crossed paths with Cat Woman on a bad day again.
Showoff…..now all he needs is some tassles for his nipples…
Hahahaaa. New fashion line for male strippers?
This looks like a horrible project runway fail! lol
I gotta get a couple of those XD
At least he has the bod for it!
this is freakin stupid!!
Humm perfect outfit to date cute yet dumb guys!
Does anybody see A Very Potter Musical in this?
Accentuates the positive, eliminates the negative.
XD
Would be great with a Cybergothic Outfit (-;
Huh. I must have missed this Star Trek episode. It had Q in it, right?
But seriously, do you think JJ Abrams could make Chris Pine wear this for the Star Trek movie sequel? <3
Hawt.
Can we get one of these for Taylor Laurent??
i think he looks like hannibal from hannibal rising… o.o
I call it: “The Invertleneck!”
I’d LOVE to see this same outfit on a hot girl! Photoshop, here I come! XD
Ooo, I want one! Sized for a 42-inch waist.
This is another piece of runway-only fashion. It says “men’s shirts will be tight this season, with built-up shoulders and high necks.” This piece exaggerates all that for dramatic effect (i.e. to get in the papers and magazines).
DAMN that’s a nice body though.
This looks like Steve jobs, in 68 years from now when he’s a cyborg.
The ULTIMATE TURTLENECK. Steve Jobs shall be pleased.
Correction, this is the best article of clothing ever for a guy with abs. Not so much for a guy with a beer belly. /shudder
I agree, I saw this and was like “I MUST HAVE THIS!” My girlfriend agreed completely with the idea. Ofc, she also wants to see me in the Chippendale outfit but oh well xD
When you have abs like that who needs a face?
This garment was originally designed for women so that they couldn’t give you the “cold” shoulder
Comments smells like Estrogen and a fish market
Mmmmhm the shirt sucks… if you can call that a shirt :S… However, his physique more than makes up for it ^_^
GASPARD ULLIEL?
Looks like him to me and it soooo does not matter what that man wears he’s gorgeous (:
showing soon in the next twilight , Jacob will be wearing one
That’s right, boy. Shut up and show me those abs.
How is this poorly dressed ???
Damn hes hott.
I really want to know what his name is. haha! >///<
he doesnt need a name…
This is brilliant, stunning and provocative… and totally f-ing hot.
where can i get one of HIM?????
mmmmmm…………………………..
Ra ra ah uh uhh, roma ro ma ma, Gaga ooh la la, want your bad romance!
This I could like, a buff guy who can’t talk.
But he’s prolly gay, so never mind.
who is that??? I need to know
OMG!
That guy is just HOT. I need one for me.
<3
PERFECT DRESSING!
I have only one question…does he do windows????? WOW…
Yeah… I kinda got obssessed with that look.
I found out it’s part of Romain Kremer’s Autumn-Winter 2010 collection.
There’s MUCH more where that one came from… and it is, by no means, his best/worst.
His catalog here: http://romainkremer.free.fr
quadriple yummy damn it!!!! super hot !!!!! ild hit that!
yeah its a dumb shirt
but im not really paying any attention to it
dayumm..
Darth Malak?