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Where do I even begin here?
Actually, I’m tempted to being with Stoner girl’s bangs. Is she taking style tips from first-season Peggy Olson?
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cover up your fat!
The Face on her “fat” implies she is actually pregnant, not fat. But I don’t know exactly. maybe it IS just fat.
Her legs and arms are still reasonably trim, and collar bones still visible — that’s definitely a little goblin about to hatch.
So what is this, a corpse bride on the way to her shotgun wedding?
even if she is preggers whats up with that GIANT mark on the bottom of the bulge?? gross picture.
Looks like herpes zoster!!!
Not sure, but possibly some kind of anti-stretch mark cream?
Anyway, bleck.
I think it’s just a result of image compression and a bit of shadow.
I was really hoping that was it, becuz otherwise that is some scary s**t.
Or sunburn gotten while wearing too short a shirt…
That my friend is a yeast infection, commonly known as “granny cheese”
and to add… since I can’t edit to add… it’s from being moist/sweaty and sitting without a barrier like fabric or undie pants on. Gramma has a dunlop (and muffintop) and this I know to be true. Need some antifungal on that before the mushrooms sprout – or the skin breaks down completely.
Lovely…
Another possibility is that we’re looking at a birth mark. They can be on the red side, and large…
Looks like a c-section scar to me… Yes, terrifying.
My theory is it’s a burn from a bikini wax.
so, you immediately go back to your previous shape when you pop the little urchin out? No, because there is a bunch of fat to lose. Therefore, she should cover her fat.
Ummm, yeah, okay, sure. You’re an idiot. (and your jackass remarks makes me want to show up at your house with my fat ass in a bikini just to watch your head explode.)
A healthy person who doesn’t use pregnancy as an excuse for 4 quarter pounders a day isn’t really storing any more fat pregnant, than not pregnant. It’s called skin. While skin can stretch to amazing degrees, it took 9 months for it to grow and stretch to those kind of proportions, it’s entitled to hang out for a bit after.
You do realize that a pregnant woman’s stomach isn’t made out of FAT, right? I mean, I am a very thin woman, but if I was to get preggo, my stomach would look pretty large too.
Also, not all preggo women pack on the pounds. In fact, I know a girl who lost weight while she was preggo, rofl (although the dr. didn’t like it, apparently). I have heard that a thin girl is supposed to gain 40 pounds when she is pregoo, but I cannot IMAGINE that such is true. I mean, I’m 5’5″ and 113 and if I put on 40 pounds, even if some of it was baby weight, I would be a heifer. O___O
The point of that rant being that while she looks a bit chubby, that stomach is baby, not fat. She SHOULD cover up her unborn demon, however.
Nah, it’s not true that you’d need to gain 40 pounds. By the end of the pregnancy, there’s about 7 pounds of baby, about 2 pounds of extra uterus tissue, about 5 pounds of amniotic, at most 1 pound of extra milk gland tissue and most women up to 5 pounds of water. So that’s 15-20 pounds that need to be gained.
There is no need to gain fat, even if your starting out thin – if you were able to conceive, there’s enough fat to carry out the pregnancy. Although it would be wise not to lose weight.
You’ve apparently never seen a ten – pounder new born.
Amen! Mom recounts I was 10, my brother, 11.
to be fair, she did use the word *about*
Thanks for that image. My ex was 11 lbs when he was born, which gave me nightmares about my own birthing experience, but turned out our daughter was born just under 7 lbs. THANK GOODNESS.
On a related note, I gained a little more than the doctor said was healthy when I was pregnant, but my mother (also a doctor) laughed at that and told me that my super-skinny aunt-by-marriage had gained 60 pounds with each of her pregnancies. Apparently it was epic.
Losing pregnancy weight has more to do with lifestyle and age than with time-since-birth. I was back down to pre-pregnancy weight after about a year, but I was 20 so it wasn’t as hard as it could have been.
She looks pregnant to me, and there’s a face on her belly, so that’s probably to represent the baby. And what’s that weird orange mark above the face?
food baby!
good thing preggo chick has a good grip on those shorts. fashion sense… not so much.
Out of the whole picture those shorts scare me the most. Those things aren’t even on. I’m actually thankful we’re not getting this from the back.
I think the shorts are before the pregnacy. I’m REALLY glad this isn’t from the back. Way more than anyone would want to see.
Yet more proof that evolution is bunk, because the stupid still live and they’re breeding.
Juggalos reproducing. Great, just great!
And what the hell is that rash?
I love you.
Apparently Stoner girl is sponsored by Snap On Tools
The truly scary part is that PreggerGirl found at least one person to procreate with!
ok that rash below her belly is nasty.
the fact that this “woman” is procreating is proof that the movie “Idocracy” is coming true. Everyone with an IQ above 80 K I L L yourselves now!! Save yourselves the excruciating slow decline into such stupidity that you’ll regret not having killed yourself now.
Hahaha, I can’t wait for her kid to hit fifteen and find this picture.
You seem to know too much about ICP/Juggalos so your argument is invalid
I noticed that the few with IQs over 40 tend to write defensive, numbered responses. At least this one knows for a fact that she’s not a stoner. I know for a fact that I wrote this post.
♪♫ been around the world and found
that only stupid people are breeding ♫♪
Basics of this photo:
1)Weird rash on left persons pelvic area,
2)blood or failed paint above her fat/unborn child (person on left)
3)Person on left has a snake lurking in her black velvet shorts…
I was wondering if anybody else noticed that… bleck
Omg. I’m pretty sure I know the pregnant one. Seriously, honestly, literally. I’m going to her Facebook page now to see if this pic’s on there. Omg.
IT IS HER!!!! There are more pics from this photo session there.
So, question is: WTF is that dark spot right above her shorts? Birth mark or nasty rash?
Link us, link us!
You know her? Is she a juggalette or just dressed for Halloween? Is the other girl her girlfriend or just a friend? SO MANY QUESTIONS!
…also, I’m scared of her. And a little in awe. XD
The fact that you listen to ICP invalidates your argument by default.
I disagree; since the point she was making was directly to the assertion that these girls are Juggalettes, her expertise makes her much more qualified than anyone else posting here. (Certainly more so than myself; I don’t know a single ICP song, and the only thing I think of when I hear their name is the Onion article about an ICP show being canceled because they got grounded for not taking out the trash.)
So she says that the face paint on our subjects is not ICP-inspired. I’m inclined to agree; Juggalo face paint seems somehow… um, more “jaunty” than this. She says she’s not a stoner and therefore not all Juggalos are stoners. It’s relatively easy to believe that there are a few out there who like ICP even though they’re not smoking pot; after all, there are some deadheads who somehow like “jam” music and yet they don’t drop acid. (Of course, I don’t think anyone actually claimed that all Jugs were stoners, but whatever.)
But her sad plaint that we should “Step back and look in the mirror people before [we] start talking trash about others” is definitely open to ridicule; not only is it sad to say on its face, but in order to use that line, you need to have first established that there is something for previous posters to see in the mirror — and she didn’t. So for that reason, her post fails. (Oh, and also for the superfluous apostrophe in “Juggalette’s.”)
But I believe her when she says that those are not Juggalettes.
tl;dr
+5 points for using the word “Jaunty”
To be honest, I didn’t even think that they were Juggalettes. I assumed they were dressed up for halloween because both their face paint and the face on the baby bump/fat stomach, whatever it is, looks like Jack from Nightmare Before Christmas. The halloween idea also made sense to me when seeing the one girl in the bikini top, since halloween is the one day where girls try to be as slutty as they can, even if they’re normally pretty conservative. :/
i have a feeling that this poor child is going to need some therapy. if that pregnant girl is still immature enough to try to pull off highschool esque shit like taking off her clothes and acting slutty for the camera (dont even get me started on their need to look like wannabe-cadavers ) i have a feeling that she wont change much in the small amount of time before that baby is born.
I was thinking “turkey baster” myself. lol
The rash looks like PUPPS to me. Google it. It sucks.
Juggalos are fine leave them be.
And FYI “stoner” IS a bad name.
Uhm no, Juggalos suck. End of story. And stoner isn’t always a bad name. Cheech and Chong are the s**t(and they are stoners). She on the other hand, isn’t.
funny i had that back pack then i lost it some time around that day…
Um… that’s kind of the point of this site… we look at people are poorly dressed and laugh.
*who
Juggalettes should NEVER be allowed to reproduce. Just, eew. I’m fine with goths and metalheads but NO juggalettes!
Down with the Juggalos
These are Psychopathic fans, maybe not specifically ICP but close enough that they dont matter, one can only hope that the pregnant one fell during the concert and landed on the other smiley face, last thing we need is more ppl like this in the world
Whoa. Did anyone notice the girl on the right has a wedding ring on? That means somebody would have to MARRY that.
I think they’re Mushroomhead fans. I went to high school with a bunch of them and that’s mushroomhead makeup. I think ICP is more clowny like.
If she did a better job on the make up she would have made a half decent pregnant zombie,she already has the baby bump but still……
Poor baby…I don’t even like babys but still, poor baby
Terribly sad thing is, I may in fact know stoner girl.
She looks so familiar..
The face paint is ICP inspired they have a “female” persona called Harleyquin and it so happens that is one of her styles of paint.
I know this from having to deal with to many of Juggalo/lette being retarded and getting thrown out of places.
I think my brain is going to freeze up if I try to puzzle out my feelings about this picture.
Just… WHUT.
If she is in fact pregnant, I feel kinda bad for the future child.
A picture poses a thousand questions.
Am I the only one who noticed that the link is to second season Peggy Olsen? Okay, I’m obsessed with Mad Men, I admit it.
One has to wonder what hope the poor baby will have with a mum like that!!
i would be so ashamed to be that fetus…
that is all i have to say.
For the love of all things electronic and LOL…wtf happened here?
That’s gonna be one messed up kid. Do you think it will have similar facepaint when it comes out from its little demon hole?
I severely hope that that isn’t supposed to be Jack Skellington. Or I will never be able to watch one of my favourite films in the same light again.
how ’bout them pink heart shaped brass knuckles?
UGH! Juggalos make me sick.
Those are juggalettes. They were at The Gathering, which is a juggalo convention basically.
Just another great example of why I don’t understand why my husband and I haven’t gotten pregnant.. seems so easy..
Disgusting. Pregnant chicks should have more dignity than that.
Heard you like dismaying, so i put a scary face on your belly so you can dismay while you dismay.
I think they live down the street from me….. -.-
I just want to say this about the girl on the right: Friends don’t let friends dress up as the Crow. She must have horrible friends…
Looks like typical white “trailer trash” going out for night on the town! Or maybe looking for a “new” man, while baby daddies away in jail, for cooking meth.
poor outfit choices, ladies. To say anything else would be just too easy.
I’ve noticed that most of you guys are worried about the mark on her stomach, or trying to determine whether she is actually pregnant. I, how ever, am worried that she is reproducing. That, my friends, itself is scary enough to think about. I grew up in a home where drugs were around, it is not the environment a kid needs to be in.
I about crapped myself when I saw this, because I used to work with this chick at a mcds (gotta get back in school somehow, eh?). in this pic, she was pregnant with her second kid (first was at 17-18, diff baby daddies — the first dad is actually a good guy, tries to work hard, etc). this chick is crazy…got fired from being a stripper for not making enough money, did acid and forgot to feed her first baby, and I think she’s pulled her life together somewhat now…but this was probably last year. shrug. I knew it was her from the crazy tattoos and the pigtails, lol.
Lmao. I actually personally know both of these girls. Used to work with them at an amusement park during Halloween time. And yea she really was pregnant AND she doesn’t know the babies daddy and has like four other children. And the other girl has brown rotten teeth :p
goes to show, Juggalo = Fail