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You guys, I might be going out on a limb here, but I’m starting to think that maybe—just maybe—this guy is an attention whore. Long shot, I know, but it’s just a feeling I get.
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what all the new brides are wearing
This guy is becoming famous thanks to this site!
I do believe that is a live pigeon on his head…
It has a red tail – it’s probably a parrot, hopefully not an African grey ^^
“something for everyone,
A Comedy tonight!”
Poor dog…it bows its head in shame.
I’m pretty sure this is Lady Gaga’s father.
Win.
Epic win!
There is no drug, in any quantity, on the face of the earth, that could put you where he is.
I admire his attention to detail. Then again, the devil is in the details…
You laugh now, but one day he’ll be the next Ayatollah!
you know what the crazy thing is?
he charged me a dollar to take his picture.
I imagine there’s an …
odor.
OK, I’ve had a coupla minutes to feel bad about my comment. Thing is, this guy is an example of someone on this site that I kinda feel bad about chuckling over. Obviously, there’s some underlying mental illness. Likely, he’s isolated from family and other care. I kinda worry about him a little.
Or he’s just really eccentric. I knew a guy once who wore old civil-war era clothing and rode a horse around my Grandma’s hometown. He could carry on a conversation and take care of himself just fine, he just liked being different.
You never know.
Where would showbizz be without crazy people ??
Actually, this guy lives in my neighborhood! He goes by the moniker “Miss Colombia” and he’s been a fixture in NYC for ages. He’s really funny and friendly! He’s not a wingnut, I swear! He’s just flamboyant!
I think that’s really adorable ;-;
Red-dyed beard .. must be one of them Saudi religious policemen.
Dear lord, WHO IS THIS GUY?!
And why has no one rescued that poor doggy yet? This is cruel and unusual punishment! Did his mother bite the guy’s sister or something?
Pepsibookcat, I doubt there’s any odor. He looks clean and well-kept. The white dress is spotless. Just doing his own thing – and at least he’s not hauling a cigarette around!
at least he’s not hauling a cigarette around
It’s nice that you can still direct your bigotry at a minority of people though, isn’t it? Why the anti-smoker slur? Are we not being hounded enough for you? Is it not enough for you to have every pub, restaurant, cafe, cinema, casino, nightclub, comedy club, jazz club and bus stop? You wanna hound us on the street now? And you call us ‘selfish’!
Ask a Tobacco Warrior how close to 100% of the time that anything that they say that smoking causes _follows_ smoking, or even just occurs among smokers (lifelong!), and watch ‘em start falling apart.
They’re total totalitarian crooks.
So this is what you get when you crossbreed the toothfairy with Swami Gauthama the wise man?
Clearly a case of full blown head pigeons left untreated.
i mean…this is shopped, we all saw that right? aside from the weird shadow under the neck if he was a hobo how is he keeping that dress so clean?
This time he dragged the dog AND the bird into it….
Did anyone notice the Mexican flag hanging from his cart? He’s in hiding!
don’t feel bad for him. He’s probably a lot happier than we are.
That’s no pigeon on his head… that’s an african grey parrot. I highly doubt this guy is some random hobo. He’s gotta have money with all of that on him.
where was this guy, i have seen him before!!
That’s NYC – I’ve seen him before. That’s an African Grey Parrot on his head. Stays with him all of the time. You should see the wardrobe changes he does. I saw him at a parade and 15 minutes later he had a completely different outfit.
and based on how many people were giving him dollars to photograph him…richer.
He looks like a Morris Fool to me.
Miss Colombia is an NYC institution! He’s always in full costume, and always has dirty jokes to spare!
Here’s a really sweet/sad story about him:
http://pavementpieces.com/popular-street-entertainer-copes-in-color/
He’s not a lunatic, he just dresses like one!
Thanks for sharing that. I see this guy all the time at the Coney Island Mermaid Parade and he and his dog are always really colorful
Ahahah I know this guy! His dyed is tie-dyed and he is pretty cool lmao
*dog
Is it wrong that I really like his dress and assorted necklaces?
I feel like such a hipster but I’d so wear that
Small boy, “You’ve got a bone stuck in your beard!”
Arthur Dent, “Yes, I’m training it to like being where it’s put.”
Anyone else getting a Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy moment?
When Sikhs go bad . . . .
OMG, I’ve seen this guy several times. He hangs out around Chelsea in NYC with his multicolored dog.
I live in NY, and I always see this guy around on his bike with his dog!
This is Lady Sparklekitty von Genderpoop, the Patron Saint of Post-Traumatic Surrealism.
You can see him every year at the NYC pride, he is actually pretty kewl
Also: Isn’t dying an animal’s fur (while it’s still on a live animal) illegal in the US? I’m pretty sure it is.
This guys pretty well known at any parade held in nyc. i was going to say this is nothing and that he normally has this poor dog that is dyed to match…an then i saw it in the pic. bad form all around
first world double role
Looks like someone had a go at an assassination attempt, judging by the windscreen wiper embedded in his beard. There’s more than bitter rivalry going on here!
I don’t know about you, but I want to learn his laundry secrets.Those whites are impressive!
Yeah, I see him not infrequently in Central Park getting in the middle of the bongo crowd and dancing, then pretending to be shocked when people take his picture, and angrily asking for money when they do. His poor little dog looks miserable; I don’t get the feeling he cares for that dog as anything more than a prop