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the right side of the picture looks nice
True, although it doesn’t take much.
…if we just forget for a second how tacky the dress is.
I’m 90% sure the girl on the right is my cousin-in-law. I need to ask her about this…
if she’s on the news in Los Angeles.. then yes. it’s your cousin in law.
holy moly! her breast look like they’re gonna burst! you can actually count the veins! YIKES
what would happen if you squeezed one or both of them??
I’d like to imagine that if you squeeze one, the other one gets bigger. You know, just like when two bubbles in bubblewrap happen to be connected.
Those things frighten me.
I’m afraid that if I squeezed one it would peel open. Then something would jump out, clamp onto my face and lay eggs in my chest.
ROFL
I hope this is a fake……..
I’m pretty sure they’re fake don’t worry :p lol
I can honestly say I don’t want to know! You do it “Is” and tell me later how it turned out?
danni, If I could find her I would do just that and anything else she’d let me do,lol and then later I would tell you (or show you)
Would the other side get larger?
I suppose for the woman on the left, shaped like that it must be hard to find well-fitting clothes. BUT STILL.
There’s a store for that. It’s called Lane Bryant. And they make bras big enough to cover my entire head. Which is what that woman requires.
When your breasts are each as big as, or bigger than, your head… perhaps reduction is in order.
First, I disagree with that sentiment; while this woman clearly needs some style assistance, there’s nothing wrong with large breasts, and a reduction just to look “normal” is, IMO, ridiculous.
Second, I would guess that for her, a “reduction” would simply be removing the fairly obvious augmentation.
In her case, I would recommend a reduction. Not in order to ‘look normal’, mind you. I just look at that picture and my back spasms and just the thought of trying to support the weight. Believe me, when you’ve got that much weight on your chest, you have a lot of pain.
Agreed. Mine are no where near that size, but they still hurt.
I’m sitting here wondering how she’s even standing!
Like Lianne says, she’s probably got a LOT of back, neck, and shoulder pain. I’m a 38 DDD myself and would love to be able to afford a reduction down to a DD. My neck and shoulders hurt ALL THE TIME because of having to support my funbags.
if you have health insurance, they should cover a reduction
i know a couple girls who had reductions covered by their insurance because their backs were in sevveeeeerrre pain
I wonder why such an operation isn’t covered? Let me check my policy…oh, I see. Because its considered cosmetic. Wait, didn’t I already say that?
I’m a 34 H, and I swear I’m getting reduction the minute I’m back in the States and have insurance. A plain ol’ D would be lovely.
i agree and a pre-determination / pre-certification would never deny that request
The veins! Oh GOD, the veins!!!!!
eew yes the veins! among other terrifying sights… *shudder*
CALL ANIMAL CONTROL! THE BOOBIES ARE ESCAPING!!!
Posing with chick-on-the-right only makes it worse, my poor overly-endowed friend. Because I would totally hit that. Whereas I wouldn’t hit you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole. x.x Sorry.
I’d hit that…either one.
Agreed. One on the left for the novelty and the stories, one on the right for the pictures and the memories.
John, I like the way you think…
@MJtheProphet – breast reduction is not simply a matter of ‘looking normal’. Breasts that size can cause severe back problems and obviously make a mammogram extremely difficult and even more painful than they generally are. Because the breasts are supported by the muscles of the chest wall, she’s looking at some serious problems in that department, too.
You have good points, and I won’t say that a reduction is never called for. However, this woman clearly is proud of her breasts; heck, she chose to be this big. Those aren’t natural (although if someone knows who this is and can prove me wrong, go ahead). As for other cases, most women cite all kinds of physical inconveniences, but I would venture to say that the primary reason, if they’re being honest, is cosmetic.
And now, just in case you respected me too much after that reasoned response, I have to admit I’m generally against breast reductions because I love big boobs, the bigger the better. Although I much prefer natural breasts to augmented.
actually i know more then one woman with massive breasts that loved them, and were very sad to get a reduction but couldnt take the pain anymore :I
I agree MJ…the bigger the better but the natural ones are the Best.
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It’s not the breast-melons, but the clownlike make-up and the mess on her head, that bothers me…
Thank you! I’m puzzled by the caption. I’m perfectly capable of using black liquid eyeliner and white eyeshadow without looking like an escapee from Ringling Brothers.
guys its a joke. We expect the caption to go on to mention that the breasts are too much but they comment on the makeup, it’s meant to be funny.
its not THAT hard to notice.
Agreed but that top and pants are hideous as well. What the EFF was she thinking when she got dressed?
Maybe, since she has not been able to view the lower portion of her body for years, she has forgotten that it is supposed to coordinate with the top half?
i think she’s wearing a dress and those are tights but it still looks horrible
HATCHET FACE!!!
*sorries*
@ MJ….think about it. If filled with water, I would hazard a guess that she is carrying the equivalent to about 25 to 30 lbs of weight in front of her. For her entire life (minus ~14 years as child). This will lead to her bra straps making permanent scars in her shoulders, back problems, and posture problems galore. Yeah I’m a man, but went out with a woman with DDD boobs. She removed 8lbs from each and was MUCH happier. She could run, lean over, sleep easy, and did not have back pain every single night. So yeah, reduction is not just to “fit in”.
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does it tickle?
only a little…only a little…
a paper bag can fix all thats wrong with this pic
I’d tap either one of them…
it would take more than one paper bag to cover everything wrong with this pic. about 3, maybe?
Um.
Wow…
I’m glad to be very small…
small breasts are nice too because they tend to be more sensitive to touch
Yes, a lot can be said about small ones too…like more than a mouthful is a waste…I’m just saying. I Love all breasts.
Whaaaaaa… wait… that’s NOT Dog The Bounty Hunter in the background. nebbermind.
OOOUUUCCCHHH!!! Owie owie owie owie
*wraps arms tightly around chest and scurries away whimpering*
Just looking at those veins makes me ache.
I visited this site, I scrolled a bit down, and I couldn’t surpress a scream HAHAHA
I hoped I wasn’t alone.
speechless…wondering what goes through her mind when she is getting dressed.
I believe this is one of the woman that was contending for world record and that they are FAKE, so I doubt she will even think of a reduction.
PEOPLE! She doesn’t need a breast reduction, why would she take them out when she obviously paid a pretty price for those ginormous things… well, I’m sure somebody paid a pretty price for them!
Am I the only one who can’t see those awful things are implants???
The question is why anyone would pay for them. I can understand going from an A to a C, but every time I try on a button-down shirt, I think of how many women pay thousands of dollars to make shopping more difficult for themselves. All that cute lingerie? Goes up to a C. If you look hard, you might find a bathing suit that fits a D. Any bigger than that, no beach volleyball for you…
Tell me about it! I’m a DD naturally, and had a heck of a time finding a bikini top that actually fit. Don’t even get me *started* on the lingerie, pretty gowns, and other clothes. I can’t wear certain cuts of jackets (thank heavens I don’t have to wear a business suit for my job) because they look totally wrong on me; too much gap (and yes, that’s a design issue, not a size issue). :-/ I may have to learn how to sew the stuff in self-defense.
Apparently just you and me. Everyone else is hung up on how big boobs are a bad thing, and can’t see the obvious.
And me.
they are, and her having them done doesn’t mean she doesn’t need a reduction, it just means she likely won’t have one
Big boobs are not a bad thing, but they do hurt like hell. |:
maybe its down to experience, if you know what natural breasts look like.. its clear they aren’t though the big hint (other than their huge, self supporting mass) is that they actually sit apart, all on their ownesome… oh.. and the resemblance of basketballs! or as someone who noted above.. bald mens heads.. lol..
on the reduction thing, i think its each their own, if she inflicted these melons on herself, she can reap all the ‘rewards’ of being stacked, as that might include the backpain no running stuff…
that doesn’t mean she doesn’t need a reduction
They look too much like testicles.
It’s ok for breasts to look a little bit like testicles but that has crossed the line. (I’m kidding, breasts should never look like testicles)
Testicles that looked like breasts on the other hand….
Wow, he/she really knows how to rock out with it’s whatevers out. What I wouldn’t give to have that kind of confidence.
Her boobs frighten me more than her face…. and thats a challenge. They look really gross… you can see every vein in them. They even distracted me from the electric blue sausage casing of a dress and the gross pink fishnets. I’m usually not one to slam on people’s preferred style of dress as mine gets slammed a lot, but I wish she’d change into something more appropriate to her age (I’d guess 35 at least) or at least make sure her boobs won’t escape.
Dude, I’m 37, and I don’t look *that* old. She’s easily into her late 40′s. Easily, if not older.
*pukes*
Cut the poor girl some slack. She had to wear makeup that horrendous to get anyone’s attention on her face for more than a millisecond. I have never been attracted to women and even I am horrifically mesmerized by the flesh melons.
Yes Mia, you can’t help it…they are mesmerizing….
they’re disgusting
I want to use her boobs as punching bags. And throw one up to her face every once in awhile for dressing like this.
Did you ever really make up with Steph? I know it you SAY you did but honestly, after all the crap she pulled??
You can’t have BABIES because of her for f**ks sake!!!!
Just curious..
For some reason, I keep seeing a drag queen with bad implants not a woman with bad implants.
glad I’m not the only one who sees that…
Thirded.
Her poor back!
Okay, considering the vast square footage of breast flesh that is exposed, doesn’t anyone else wonder where her nipples are??
Obviously, the nipples are tucked inside the breasts, as no one needs to blow them up any further.
I thought that too!!! lol
Probably lower down, just below the line of her shirt. Being large-chested can mean gravity was unkind while they were growing and her breasts point more downward.
Except, of course, that these didn’t grow, they were made. And I’m guessing the nipples are just barely covered; there’s just so much cleavage that those who aren’t used to the sight can’t get their heads around it.
Because of the veins, and the size of the rest of her, I reckon those are natural. They look false because of they way they’re forced together and lifted by the dress… but I’d put money on them being real. Probably a major case of TB when the dress comes off.
are we 100% sure that this IS a woman??? I agree with the post above in that this MAY be a tranny with a boob job…
the Cutie on the right..Hot Damn…
“Ahhhh!!Run,it’s Boobzilla!!!”
CANNOT UNSEE! CANNOT UNSEE!
Call me curious.. I’d still like to see ‘em naked
Yes, me too…swaying in the breeze…
OMFG It’s the Uberboober!
One, I totally doubt those boobs are real. Either way, damned ugly.
I wear a 42 DDD bra and have contemplated a reduction at one point, even met with a plastic surgeon, had it approved by insurance and never went through with the surgery. I just got used to them.
To my big breasted sisters: lift weights. Ever since I started working out (even infrequently, mind you) and strengthened up my back, I really don’t have the pain the way I used to in high school.
Wow curvyred01, I would love to see ur 42 DDD…you sound amazing. You’re right about the weight lifting helping your back. send me a pic to manforyou@cox.net Is.
Wow, dude. I’m in favor of large breasts and all, but not so much on soliciting random people on the Internet for pics. Still, good luck; stranger things have happened.
Who am I kidding, this works every day. Anonymity FTW!
MJ…you would be surprised what gets sent to my email…
Hey, if it works for you, it works. For those of us with small frames, though, reduction might be the only thing that works. I’m a 34 around with an H cup. It hurts.
I do agree, though, that this woman can make up her own mind on what she does with her body.
I never knew there was an H cup..H=Hella big,right
There sure is. My friend recently entered a contest for a boob job. She wanted a reduction because she’s a J cup.
I was a 36JJ but only because they didn’t make anything larger, thankfully I can FINALLY get something the right size and am a 36K, so I don’t have to squeeze into painful too-small bras any more. Yes they are 100% genetic, I cannot fathom why ANYONE would want to look this ridiculous on purpose!
Yeah that eyeliner is a little much–OH HOLY JESUS WTF IS THAT!!!
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMME SON! f**k those things are bigger then my head! s**t! O______O
WARNING: Wardrobe malfunction in progress.
It’s pretty clear that the lady on the left is an exotic dancer, and not a very pretty one. She is blessed/cursed with big pillowy breasts, and working as a dancer allows her to make a lot of money showing off her assets. The makeup, however, is horrific. No matter how sleazy the clothing is, there simply is no excuse for such poorly-applied makeup. She looks clown-like, rather than even remotely sexy and appealing.
WHAT?!?! What is this?!?!?!? You can, like, SEE the veins in her chest!! This isn’t right!
Oh, wow, she DOES have tacky makeu- HOLY S**T WHAT ARE THOSE?!?!
So sad when strippers get old….waaaaah
heidi montag in like 30 years?
doctor: what size?
woman?: supersize me.
I am jerking off now.
ok……………………. plain nast-ay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean honestly was there a boob job acident????????
Ummm,I was watching Manswers and they found the biggest boobs they coulds find it was like an MMM cup. And it waas a exotic dancer as well. I Dont understand why a woman would want that bigg of boobs? I for one find them utterterly disgusting,but I’d still tap her.both of them in fact. Hahaha,I can’t say i wouldnt,i mean im a guy?
UR right…as a guy how could u not want to.
lady on the left has a nice rash on her neck too….be it from hair dye or something else….makes me itch just looking at it!
How does she even put that shirt on? Does it zip up?
Someone said earlier that maybe she puts on that clownlike makeup just so people can be horrified by something other than her enormous breasts.
Hey, what if for Halloween, she puts make-up on them so they look like facDON’T THINK IT DON’T THINK IT
Thanks Captain Obvious
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Yes! A like-minded person! I agree entirely; its like fine dining, in a way. The ingredients aren’t everything, no matter how high-quality or well-prepared they might be. Presentation matters.
Comparing boobs to food scares me, to be honest.