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Oh, silly. You can’t achieve manliness by reading a book. You achieve it by doing everything in your power to look more like Jon Hamm.
Now get to work on that, everyone.
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LOL is that guy preggers?
Hahahaha baby bump!
I kind of like his outfit.
Also, I respect any guy who has the balls to go out in public dressed like that. In my opinion, they are far braver than any football player.
Sorry, I meant to say any macho guy or football player.
has the balls ?…he probably doesn’t have any. I’m just saying.
It’s merely a figure of speech. Also, straight guys have worn dresses and/or make-up. Just look at people like Kurt Cobain, and basically every goth boy ever to be concieved.
And I’ll be called a weeaboo (does anyone even use that term anymore?) for saying this, but there are a lot of straight Visual Kei dudes out there. One of my favorites like big-boobed women.
Heh, Nirvana in dresses just makes everything way better.
Oh, silly. You can’t achieve manliness by reading a book. You achieve it by doing everything in your power to look more like
Jon HammDon Draper.FTFY.
I would totally wear that.
(I’m a girl btw.)
it would look Hot on you…
Yeah. Hot pink and fishnets are SO manly. Here’s to hoping he has to explain this to his kids in 15 years.
he will never have kids…
He probably will, actually. He’s married. I happen to know him personally–imgine my surprise when I saw him on here.
Be sure to confront his children with this!
Transsexual, transvestite, drag queen, or lose a bet?
any idea why he was dresed in, well, female clothing? does he often dress in eccentric and unusual attire?
Only me that finds him quite attractive? yes? ok then.
No.
But some of my best friends are boys in dresses. And I’m a girl in really butch shoes. Now if I can only convince my boyfriend to wear a kilt with those Doc Martens of his, I could die happy. Or at least kinky.
PS to the transphobes/homophobes on this thread, you can cross-dress and be straight, idiots.
No, I’m with you on that. Strip him out of that outfit and his make-up (he is wearing pink eyeshadow, right?), put him blue jeans and a nice shirt, and we’re talking a solid 9.
I’m hoping that he’s dressed up for halloween or lost a bet or something.
So am I, if only because it looks like something WAY too pink exploded all over him. The outfit would be FAR less atrocious in any other color, but hot pink and black makes me go ‘ick’.
I’m a guy, BTW, and am just fine with guys dressing in drag, dressing in drag myself, or even playing football and having fistfights over stupid drunken arguments. There’s no reason there can’t be a happy medium in there somewhere where everyone can be as tough and pretty as they would like!
No. Me too. And what’s fascinating is that apparantly he is not wearing any make-up but he is still…….breathtaking!
I wanna meet this guy!
oh, good. i thought i was the only one. @__@ the outfit does need work, but i love me a pretty boy in a dress.
Oh yes, he’s a cutie. And it’s obvious that the picture was staged, which means he has an awesome sense of humor… bonus!
Now, where can I find the contact info for my future husband?
WE SHALL TRACK HIM DOWN.
I’d hit it.
Edit: married, so no I wouldn’t
Dude, it is by no means just you. Guys in drag (many of them) are friggin’ sexy!
His hair seems to be better than many women’s.
Seriously, I want to know that conditioner he uses.
I. WANT. those. boots.
seconded!!
trim the eye brows and some good eye liner, he can pass for a good drag queen.
I would wear that. And he doesn’t look bad.
…I have those shoes….
Me too, first thing I saw lol
Me too! In that color.
i.want.those.boots!
and it’s black fishnets over pink tights, double the ball-squeeze!
Given the book he is reading I am thinking he lost a bet. No self respecting tranny would pick up that book!
He would. It’s called “a sense of irony.” He has one.
Needs heels, the Docs drag it down.
Professor Snape? Is that you?
Nah, the professor isn’t married.
I don’t see how this is “poorly dressed”? What he’s wearing is tasteful and matches. Nothing poor about it. Such an uphill battle these folks have to fight, just to have comic sites like this continue to kick them down.
Also, looking at the 5 o’clock shadow and lack of makeup, this is more than likely a very well done costume.
I have no problem with you dressing like this. But at least, hie thee to a gym and get rid of the spare tire around your middle!
He’d look fine if he shaved and if the dress fit better.
I dunno. Men just don’t have that same glow when they’re pregnant.
Hmm…well the dress isn’t quite my style, but I agree about the ‘fit better’ part. Not the shaving though, unless he really is a trans. I think he’s hot regardless, just needs to work out a little more. His. Hair. Rocks.
I love this outfit!! I would rock the sh*t out of this!! And I totally admire any guy who has the balls to wear fishnets. And no…balls and fishnet do not contradict each other. Hello…paging Dr Frank N Furter…
Steve-ZOMG it DOES look like Snape!
I want those boots…
Anyone agree with me that this should be put on Friends of Irony?
I didn’t know there WAS such a thing as hot pink Doc Martens. You learn something every day, if you’re not careful.
It was Halloween, people….I was supposed to be a punk. Found that book in B&N and thought it would make for a funny picture.
For the record, however, I am a transvestite; most of my ensembles, however, are a wee bit more tasteful than this.
You haven’t answered the “what conditioner do you use” question, Brian. People want to know!
I’m afraid you missed the punk bit, but everyone’s right about the shoes. And I don’t even like pink.
Ah. What were you dressing as? it was perfect irony to pick up the book though, hahah. made me lol
and by the way, do the boots come in a different color where you bought them?
nevermind, silly me, i gotta read more thuroughly. Answered my own question.
so..what shampoo and conditioner do you use?
You are flippin’ awesome, dude, and pretty good looking as well.
Fabulous. All kinds of fabulous. Guy has a great sense of humor and fashion sense to boot (sorry – bad pun, but I had to.) I admire and respect those who choose to walk their path with their head held high. Rock on, Mister.
I Call PHOTOSHOP!
Head looks wrong for the body,
book looks odd where it meets the hands
*Bzzzt* And you’re wrong. Brian’s a friend of mine (words cannot express my surprise when I cruised over for my daily peek at Poorly Dressed and saw A FRIEND OF MINE on it), and he just posted here. I saw that picture long before it appeared here. It’s real indeed.
He was being sarcastic…
I was waiting for the day when I saw someone I knew! That guy actually works at that bookstore!
LOL stop making stuff up dude.
seriously, those hot pink patent Doc Marten’s are to die for!
I *love* this picture. Awesome person challenging traditional gender categories is very cute and obviously has a cheeky sense of humour. It makes me smile. Yay
DO WANT… those bright pink Doc Martens.
Is it just me, or does he look like Joe Jonas???
Heh, that’s exactly what i thought!
LOL
Really Kristin?
I could’ve sworn Brian works at a library, not Barne’s & Noble.
Stop making things up.
Matching and coordination aren’t all there is to a decent outfit. Yes, pink and pink and black and black match. That doesn’t make this a good outfit. If you’re going to go with such a conservative cut on that dress, lose the undershirt, lose the stockings (both sets), and change the shoes to something that doesn’t cut off at the ankles (the dress falls too low for him to start sacrificing the length of his legs).
A nice belt across the waist wouldn’t look half bad either.
The original (with explanation) can be found at http://www.flickr.com/photos/51106326@N00/4063493864/
AWESOME SHOES *~*
GUY IN A DRESS *~~~~~*
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ~<3
If it makes you happy,then by all means go for it,personally I would’ve gone with Dallas Heights or Wedges L O L……………
Oh those pink dr. Martens are so nice. And the tights are perfect with them. Kudos to this guy!
Yeah he should probably just buy that book and read it….alot.
This is either “making fun of [either cross-dressing or homophobia]” or “lost a bet”. I really can’t imagine any other explanation for the combination of ensemble and book.
Anyone dressed like this is welcome to stop by my place and share a bottle with me anytime. I don’t care what their genitals look like or which box they prefer to check on their driver’s license. Layered fishnets and Doc Martens are always a winning combination in the world I live in.
I Looks Like Joe Jonas :{ Shutter 100 times
I actually have both the shoes and the tights………:P
Okay….here goes:
I use Garnier Fructis shampoo and conditioner (daily use, for normal hair) and, other than a ninety-mile roundtrip to Salon Ecco in Costa Mesa every couple of months, I don’t really do anything for The Hair; it pretty much looks after itself.
I do *not* work in that bookstore, but I do work at the Library a couple of blocks away….where you can occasionally see me wearing those pink boots along with a dress (worn as a tunic with trousers).
Speaking of the pink boots, I got them from OnlineShoes.com. They’re nice, sure enough, but what you *really* want are a pair of bikini pink Serena Doc Martens from Zappos; the Serenas are suede and fleece-lined….it’s like wearing two hugs from the Baby Jesus.
Speaking of babies….sorry about the baby bump. Nobody has ever accused me of being portly before; the leather dress is probably one size too small for me, but the bump probably owes more to bad posture than an ill-fitting frock.
I was wearing some makeup that night, but it was very light. I know I need to do something about the eyebrows and the five o’clock shadow; I can never get a decent razor.
Whilst we were having a snack at the food court that night, a rather large, scary-looking gentleman looked over at me from his table and shouted: “You’re *bold*, man!” Which was nice.
Anything else? Oh yes, I’m Irish. So, in addition to the great hair, the fantastic sense of humour and the ability to look great in boy clothes *and* girl clothes, I also have an accent.
The bad news? Sorry, ladies; I’m taken
LoL!
Kudos. You’re hot. Whoever has you is a very lucky person. =]
People with a sense of humor keep the world turning. Kudos, good sir.
This is clearly staged. Disqualified.
Cute
He has really pretty hair. :3 I’m jealous.
Scary thing is, I saw that guy once. Worst damned dream ever.
It could be the actor who plays “Figwit” in Lord of the Rings, but that doesn’t explain why he’s in drag