Little is known about the streetsquatch, we know they like to sing for 80s coverbands, and that their favorite food is meats.
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This beast resides in Juneau Alaska. He is know as Major Mullet. His costumes include: Cammo Warrior, Rice paddy operative, and my favorite, the one you see here, Furry ca-blooie. I worked at a little shop in the path of his stomping grounds and we would stand at attention when he stalked by. Plus, how happy and I that he is featured on poorlydressed.
Lived in Juneau for three years! His “costumes” were the best! I never figured out what business would hire him with those crazy get ups! Maybe he just lives at the Glory Hole.
Does that vest have a tail??
looks like it
Don’t wear that in Alaska. Sarah Palin will shoot you.
He’s a furri!!!!
It looks like it does….nasty nasty NASTY fur!
Good ‘ole Douchebaggerous NearlyErectous, too many still around for my comfort.
Just wearing the bear necessities…
I’m pretty sure not only does that have a tail, but there’s probably a head (at least ears) on that hood.
You are all just jealous.
It is called the ultimate wolf shirt and is not something you just get of amazon.
I am pretty sure that is a wolf pelt vest/jacket, complete with head and tail.
In Alaska, we call these Tundra Yeti’s. Apparently this one has been domesticated, or at least urbanized!
poor thing. :/ the jacket not the guy. =_=
http://www.furisdead.com
Fur is sick…
Yes, fur is dead. Otherwise people would be wearing live animals. Now STFU you loser.
Fur is slow and warm.
OK, it’s a dumb question, but what’s the point of wearing a fur jacket with no sleeves? Doesn’t that sort of negate the purpose? Or am I the one lacking in fashion sense?
Lady Anne, you’re right. There IS no point. There is also no point in wearing real fur. EVER.
Except to piss off liberal fascists that try to tell other people how to live. Oh, yeah, and to not freeze to death.
Nature is brutal. If it’s ok for a stoat to chop the spine of a rabbit in half and eat it alive, or for a bear to eat half of a living person and leave them to die in the most tortuous manner over the next two days (which IS something that actually happens and not exactly rarely), it’s ok for us to wear them.
Werewolf in partial transition? Like maybe he’s shifting back into a douchebag?
Kinda reminds me of the guy form 101 Dalmations.
Hey, It’s Sokka from “The Last Airbender”! Dude …. this is a “win”.
Streetsquach are indiginous to Oregon
Here’s his GF:
http://women.hawtness.com/2010/10/11/wtf-girl-photos-where-do-you-get-a-cougar/
Makes me think of Danny Bonaduce
Is that Stephen Baldwin?
its kraven the hunter
Love the vegan comments
I have a great reason for fur: Your ancestors needed it to SURVIVE.
Amen.
Juneau sasquatch for sure! This picture was taken near where I work. I’ve seen him many, many times over the years in downtown Juneau.
He looks great for me. I love fur.
reminds me of those bad guys in mad max!
Manowar fan?
First thing running through my mind with this pic is: Hungry Like the Wolf….
alaska? come on, this guy’s clearly from Jersey.
I like his Viking Chique.
didn’t know that dude from twilight (shirtless wolf guy) could get more gay.
well guys, you really know how to surprise me
it’s The Situation in 10 years
This guy looks like he just stepped out of Canibal the Musical.
haha he kicked down my igloo i made outside of where i worked a couple of years ago. i guess he didnt like it.
he’s a trapper.
i like it. just think it would look better on a woman.
i love animals but i also like to wear fur. only, sometimes it kinda smells dead
This guy lives in Juneau Alaska. Hes crazy as hell!!