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Death Metal Makes Me Sleepy

fashion fails - Death Metal Makes Me Sleepy

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Small tip for all the ladies and gents: DON’T PASS OUT IN A STUDDED COD PIECE

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  1. KD says:

    Death metal (almost) never includes black/white makeup.

    • Kytfox says:

      Make up? I thought that was bruises! On another note I personal never go anywhere with a guy that has the word animal tattooed on his chest, a girl has to have standards.

    • mej says:

      wtf? are you kidding?
      black metal does, but except from behemoth, i’ve never seen a death metal musician with makeup

  2. scanmead says:

    Well, that certainly is attractive. The hair just finishes the look perfectly. *gak*

    • Ralph says:

      Pity I don’t date men whose legs look better in tights than mine do. He seems like a real catch AND the life of the party.

  3. MetalFan says:

    black metal not death metal. Biiiiig difference.

    • Peter J. says:

      And what is that difference exactly? The volume of the screaming?

      • EUUUUUUUUURGH says:

        Volume and pitch of the screaming.

        Oh, and Black Metal guitar players are generally much more talented than their caveman-esque Death Metal counterparts.

      • Nina says:

        1. the instruments used;
        2. the method used by the singer;
        3. The location where it was ‘invented’;
        4. the style all in all, meaning the way people dress;
        5. ….

        oh yeah, for more differences, you can also check Wikipedia. Oh, the wonders of the internet!Do some research before you start asking stupid questions.

        And furthermore, I’d like to ask you to learn to have some respect for other people with different tastes in music and clothing (not that I’m saying that this picture looks good, because it is hideous, but I, myself, as a death metal fan who doesn’t dress up like a black metal fan, am offended by your comment). It’ll get you a lot further in life if you stop being narrow-minded :) . Of course, you don’t have to listen to me, I’m just a few words on a computer screen to you, and you can continue your ‘nice’ narrow-minded life without taking my advice without any further problem.

  4. A Random Pooka says:

    That’s no forehead. It’s a five, maybe even a six head.

  5. becca says:

    Awww look… the little guy’s all tuckered out…

  6. Gryffonization says:

    Death metal? I love death metal :/

    If it’s metal at all, that would be black metal corpsepaint, and a sad excuse for it at that xD

    And haha at those boots…

  7. Melinda says:

    Smeagol to Golem. Transition phase 2.

  8. Stacey says:

    That’s the biggest forehead ever.

  9. lilbooshy says:

    Do you think he did the hair or did his friends do it after he passed out? I do like his shoes though. Pants remind me of something slutty chicks might wear

  10. master baiter says:

    Looks like the guitarist of System of a Dawn.. whatsisname…

  11. deathmetalhead says:

    Get your metal right – this guy’s into black metal which is the rebellious little brother of death metal. And really, really annoying.

    • BlackMetalHead says:

      I never understood death metal folks who hate on Schwarze Metal…ok, i get it, you hate Burzum vocals, but that is simply a matter of personal vocal taste, not general characteristics of the genre. And BM actually DID things and not just say things and claim to be brutal in the process…this picture is a general embarrassment to metal though.

  12. God says:

    This looks more like Black Metal than Death Metal

  13. Ralph says:

    I am particularly keen on the camo… thigh warmers (??) They seem functional and fashionable.

  14. Mavennica says:

    I don’t know what’s sadder, that the guy fell asleep in a studded metal codpiece or that the studded metal codpiece is so small.

  15. Keith says:

    Looks more like a Marilyn Mansion fan than either a death or Black metal fan to me. At least he’s doing what he wants and not being dictated to by anything as inane as say, good taste. ;^}

  16. D1RGE.EXE says:

    Yet nobody can see this isn’t even a Codpiece, its just an overachieving belt. Codpiece actually has a cup to hold his…ummm….piece of cod. Please refer to old Ozzy Osbourne album covers.

  17. JoeL says:

    BLAAAAACK FFS!

    • Nina says:

      Yeah, I already had to be mean to this dude who asked of the difference between the two was in the ‘difference in volume of screaming’ or something. GAAH. he should’ve at least checked wikipedia. or he should’ve stfu. as a death metal fan, I feel offended by this, and I can tell from your comment that I’m not the only one.

  18. Girly Girl says:

    If this guy showed up to any of the real death metal concerts that I regularly attend, he would get his ass kicked all the way back to his house. I would agree with Keith, he looks more like a Marilyn Manson fan.

  19. absweeney77 says:

    He’s OBVIOUSLY a drummer…they’re always a little bit awkward no matter what genre. :)

  20. danni says:

    dig them boots folks!

  21. jandunne says:

    Very few people know, that Gollum actually crawled out of the Crack of Doom.

  22. Thrashfest says:

    \,,/

  23. KittyKat says:

    Most of my friends (me included) dress like this, so I think it’s awesome!

  24. Makarov says:

    Easy there, Nina. His comment in no way warranted a research spree. No one here is butthurt but you. Overreact much? Sheesh.

    That being said, I would love to have seen the ‘animal’ before he was passed out.

  25. K says:

    I… I think I know this guy. James? Is that you?? Surely noone else has that awful hair and a terrifying missus with those boots?


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