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The thongs above shorts thing is damn sexy… I really need a font dedicated to sarcasm.
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De ja-puke: The feeling that I’ve vomited to this before…
I thought Comic Sans was the font for sarcasm.
“Hot Mess” is an understatement.
Why God…WHY?
Oh no…. no more please. A bit more and she got her thong in her ears
repeat!!!
I think the most surprising thing is the wedding band…yep, single guys, she’s taken.
Wrong hand bro. She’s single, she just likes to wear rings.
Yeah, that ring is on her middle finger.
Hot and sweaty mess. Is that chest hair I spy? YIKES
This makes me sad… and nauseous….
Drop it down low shorty! work it real slow! pop it out and let it rollllllllllll.
A. I’m not seeing a wedding band. B. Am I seeing axilla hair? Eeuuwww.
A mess is right…a hot, steamy mess…like something a dog left behind
Rihanna turns really bad
It’s an optical illusion! The first thing I noticed was the cube tube!
OMG that’s the fugliest looking thing I’ve ever seen
FLAVA’ FLAAAAAAAAV’
OMG is that tighty whiteys she’s wearing as a top??????????
Please GOD don’t let that reproduce!!!
Ha ha, I thought the same thing, those are tighty whiteys I think.
She looks like she is related to Flavor Flav
the worse part; someone will hit that.
Yeh…
with a f**king spade
FTAAAAAYAYAYAYAYANNNNNNNnnnnnnnnng
While the clothes made my stomach churn, it was the armpit hair that made me puke in my mouth.
I’ve personally never seen a thong go that high. I think she’s trying too hard.
looks like we’ve found a female flava flav. YEA BOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIII
2 Legit….2 legit 2 quit
Self Induced Frontal Wedgie….I Has It
You have GOT to be kidding me. In what universe is that sexy?
She looks like Adebisi from “Oz.”
he shorts are already short enough to be underware
My eyes want bleach for THEIR eyes…
I might cut her a miniscule amount of slack, as she was probably drunk and blazed as hell before she left the house, meaning so was her company, which is the ONLY reason for this. She’s not a “hot” mess, she’s a “nuclear mess.”
guuuuuuuurl, dat chain be poppin!
She is why black guys go for white girls.
thumbs up!
Wait, do you think that there is not a photo somewhere on the internet of an equally nasty white gal?
peopleofwalmart.com, much?
SPITTER!
It’s the lovechild of a spitter and boomer
Methinks this is a re-barf. I mean re-post.
But for the sake of barfing let’s all join stomachs together in a community hurl.
Somebody please shoot her ahahahA!
Quick, someone give Flava Flav’s twin sista a velour tracksuit and an oversized alarm clock!
sexy sexy smile..lol. onoes i barfed
There’s someone on SNL that would make that face, and it’s driving me nuts trying to google up whatever’s in my brain … Maya Rudolph? Rachel Drach? Amy Pohler? They totally dress and act that way too in lots of sketches. I just don’t think fat suits have gotten this realistic yet, so it sadly can’t be just a character.
gal needs to be put into a veil FAST!!!!!!!!!!
Aggh…ughh…accckkk….icchh…
Aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!
I just vomitted…thankyou….
she looks like she smells like ass….
OhMiGawd. What the fug? WHO DOES THAT?? I might just have nightmares…shudder~
AND they don’t even match her skin tone! WHO DOES THIS!!!!???????
you’re should take the tissue out of the box before you stuff your bra.
Hands up if you turned gay when you saw this! Thank god im a chick
“Turned gay”? /facepalm
Crack is one hell of a drug!
comic sans…. prevents everything from being taken serious.
AAAAHHHH My eyes it burns it burns!!!!
Aaaahhh… ain’t that a dog chain? Got gotta have teeth baby! ICK!!!
MY EYES! MY EYES! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
blacks are disgusting
You’re disgusting.
it looks like Flavor Flav
She looks like she would smell really aromatic down there…..and I don’t even know what is going on in her armpit, don’t care to speculate either.
is she wearing paperclips as a NECKLACE?
Awful yes….. and yet NO ONE has mentioned the ADAMS APPLE!
Has no one even thought of the fact that her g-string would be giving her vag a wedgie!?
Did anyone else stop to think that her whole outfit can be bought at the 99 cent store minus the cut off jean shorts… That’s a $12 dollar outfit she be stylin tonight.
Maybe this is actually a win, then…
wtf
wtf…..what a disgusting hag!