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“Tammy, dear, can you hike your dress up a bit more? I want to make sure we get a lot of leg in this picture. Also Tim, can you move your left hand a little lower…yeah…that’s real nice.”
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I GUESS IT DOESN’T MATTER HER DRESS IS TOOOO SMALL…IT’S GONNA BE OFF REAL SOON ANYWAY! LOL!!!
I had a sudden rush of blood to one of my appendages when I saw this girl.
Oh yeah, this pen is hard as a rock.
if it wasn’t your penis, I’d call a doctor.
Guessing this is the bachelor party, not the wedding?
I’m thinking prom
And it’s girls dressed like this that resulted in Dress Codes for formal school functions.
No, it’s stuck up old people that caused dress codes.
Not stuck up old people…How about people with Class and more education. Dress codes were caused by parents not teaching their kids how to dress and be tactful and sexy at the same time. This dress makes it even more so that Dress Codes are needed.
Shipoopi, I’d like to see how you react when your teenage daughter makes herself look like she charges 50 cents an hour.
Its called boot camp. There’s no tanning beds, hair salons, or texting at boot camp.
my daughter wouldnt be caught dead wearing a dress like that……her boobs are almost out of it……id kill the sob if it was my daughter
you’re getting it wrong you’re thinking P-O-R-N
Nope, her wedding dress will also be too tight around the belly-area… . . .
I`d do her anyways..
agreed. she can get it
There’s not many guys that wouldn’t do her. But there’s only a few that would admit having done it.
Hell, I’d brag about doing it?
Scarily enough this is prom. What mom lets her 16 year old dress like this?
My thoughts exactly
A dead one.
how do you know she’s not 18?
its still gross if she is 18
My mother wouldn’t have let me out of the house like that when I was 18. Hell, I’m 22, and my mother would throw a fit if she saw me in something like this.
Then again, I don’t like stuffing my breasts into a dress where all but my nipples are showing. At least buy your size, girl. I love breasts, but squished breasts like this just look gross.
Same…I mean not the part about stuffing my breasts into things…these AAs will fit into just about anything sans stuffing. But yeah, squished boobies on someone else? I can do without.
I would guess prom: I would also guess this girls mother works the pole at a local strip club. As a HS teacher.. you always know who’s mama does “interesting things” for a living. I wouldn’t let my son go out with a girl dressed like that.
Umm,….I think that’s a prom picture. She’s wearing a corsage on her wrist. ACK!!!
ummmm. it’s neither it’s more then likely a prom pic. Way to fail Quats
She may not like being called a tramp, but when you wear the uniform….
This has GOT to be in Texas.
Betting the UK – bleached blonde hair and spray on tan and super tight showy dress? Definitely a disco dancer.
Anal Assassin I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. Please go get some help
Although i bet she’s the least cute of her friends-
A- She puts out.
2- I’d hit it.
D- southern girls are epic win (if confused, please see A and 2)
Another caption for this one might be: “16 and Pregnant: The Prequel”
Ahahaha… WIN!
If my son’s prom date looked like this, you can bet I’d make comments to my son like “Oh honey, did you remember to put your gential itch ointment on this morning?”
…! Classic! Way to protect your son! (and prevent pregnancy!)
what you said
You and me both brotha, we could double team this ho all night long YEAH!
I’m right there with you man…I guess you know where I have dibs….lol
God you’re desperate.
ASSassin huh? The Pen, I’d watch your back if I were you…
you guys are sick
I’ll take any hole one her!!!My D**k ain’t scared!
You’re disgusting! “YEAH!”
Wow…that is shameful. What fabulous parents or guardians she must have. We may see her on teen mom sometime soon.
That dress is waaaay too small! Why do people never try them on before they buy?? TOO SMALL! I feel like a paedophile now
In ten years she’s pushing 200 pounds.
I’d wager she’s pushing 200 in this picture.
Don’t be so silly, she’s not too big, the dress is just too small. There’s no need to be so critical on the web when you know full well that you would never think that this girl is fat in real life, that’s just nasty. You’re just looking for an excuse to be mean.
Her dress looks like its gonna pop its so small in the chest area..no one likes a whore,especially the ones in highschool….
umm if no one liked whores there wouldnt be whores… supply and demand man. If there is a demand for easy chicks there will be chicks that are easy.
and what boy in high school doesn’t like high school whores? I know i did!…….ahhhh memories…
Who the hell are you kidding, everyone in HS likes whores.
Ew…just ew. Who told her she looks good in that?! And with that hair colour?
Good Lord, what do these parents do in their free time? Stab out their eyes? That’s the sluttiest looking high school girl I’ve ever seen!
You perverts know that this girl is underage right?
& so are most of the posters.
she’ll be knocked up before desert!
Nah, I’d wager the knocking up will occur most likely after rainforest; perhaps even during steppe or tundra.
I don’t think she needs to get that far to get knocked up. I bet they didn’t even make it to prom, and just did it in her back yard all night.
As if double boob wasn’t enough, she’s got enough side boon popping out to qualify for a triple boob!
She’s definitely hot, but I can’t help but cringe at how the top of her dress is ridiculously small. She’s already damn sexy. She doesn’t need to try so hard.
I agree…She needs a pearl necklace to go with this dress…
hot? sexy?
i would like to add “classy”!
Those poor boobs, let them out they are suffocating
Ew =/
I wonder if that’s her natural hair color…
Id tap that, but really… she shouldn’t dress like that. You attract the wrong men that way…
Like you?
Ugh. I just vomited. That is disgusting.
finally, a good post
it’s been a while
I agree with the instructions in the caption btw
Her mother should be ashamed to let her daughter out of the house dressed like that! Sadly, I’m sure mom is the one taking the picture. “We’ve come a long way, baby” and not always in a good way. *sigh*
Pride of the trailer park, this one is.
My guess is Mom is a tramp too.
Kayla, that’s not *anybody’s* natural hair color. And while I have no problem with dyed hair — have it myself — this color is *not* flattering on what could be a pretty girl.
I have a friend who’s hair is this color naturally. Just because it’s not common doesn’t make it genetically impossible.
I know people who have that color naturally
Wow, i thought my school girls were whores, but nvm…
prom ’10
She’s very pretty but I dislike the dress how its to small
Am I the only one that thinks her date looks extremely uncomfortable with the whole situation and not necessarily in a good way? And is the chair there to catch her if she faints from holding her breath so she doesn’t pop out of that dress?
Don’t worry guys…. we’ll see her on MTV’s 16 and Pregnant in a couple months.
ya im just gonna put it out there shes not ugly and ya you wouldn’t have to make her duck when you drove by your friends but i mean she a little chubby by no means some sexy ass girl like half the comments make her out to be. o ya and the hair! terrible thank god i actually got a hot chick
A little bit chubby is fine– I believe that a beautiful woman should have no straight lines. Don’t care much for the anorexic Hollywood look, give me the cuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrvvvvvvvvvvvvvvessssss!!!
If you take a closer look, she seems to be quite slim everywhere except the chest region. Her thighs aren’t large and her midsection looks like its on the slim side. I dated a girl with this same body type in HS and she couldn’t find a dress that fit properly after we spent a week in the mall. Clothing makers tend to ignore the tiny waist, huge boobs segment of the market when making clothes, since almost no one is naturally this shape. So girls like her have three choices, buy a small size and smash your boobs into it, Buy a big size and look pregnant because of the large boobs, loose, flowing midsection look, or have a dress custom tailored (unlikely). Most probably aren’t going to choose the pregnant look… Instead they choose to pop out and rub other girls’ noses in it.
Ooooooor, they could buy the dress that fits the largest part of them and have it tailored to have it fit everywhere else, like you do with evening wear. I too have huge boobs, small waist.
somehow I missed you listed that, but brushed it off. A shame to spend $200 in a dress and then not spend the $50 it takes to make it look good! I rather wear a day dress that fits than an evening gown that does not.
I know a tailor where that would have cost ~$20 and be done in a week. I’m appalled that any parent let their child out this a dress that cut away the sides. There are more flattering dresses out there than ones that look like they were worn by the girls at the strip club.
Let me see… where was this taken?
1) Ill-fitting barely-there tasteless prom dress
2) Big, overly-bleached hair
3) Orangey fake-looking tan
4) More big hair (the guy’s)
5) The “guido”pout
I’m guessing this is a Jersey product.
Yay for the Garbage (Garden) State!
somehow,this doesn’t shock me anymore. i blame mtv.
the guy’s totally like “awkward bonerrrrr”.
This actually looks like something from a traveller wedding….
I don’t know what you people are talking about. You must be REAL hard-up or something! She’s freakin’ ugly. Girls I date make her look like a toothless mutt.
And I have laser-vision and a golden helicopter.
Anything’s possible on the Internet.
69 comments FTW
That girl is a total whore. I’m willing to bet the guy in the picture knocked her up that night.
Or immidiately after the picture was taken.
her parents must be so proud
I went to this prom/to school with this girl since kindergarten. actually, its prom 08 she was a senior. and its in wealthy suburbs of chicago which is why i cant undestand why she bought a dress like that when i know she could clearly afford a better fit…shes really nice though!
she’s cute as hell too.
I hope your being monitored. She is obviously a minor. You damn creep.
how does that saying go? if there’s grass on the field…
play ball…..
If shes old enough to go to the store, shes old enough to get bread..
If shes old enough to bleed…shes old enough to breed…
And so on…
What fat little pig, Kids this young should be worrying about there health. Being overweight leads to so many health problems.
Okay, seriously.
(to the guys of the same age as the girl) To all the detractors , nay sayers, and people mad-at-the-parents, when all your talk’s done, this girl starts waggin those sweater puppies at you and giggling sayin “oo i love this song lets dance (read: grind my eager junk on yours)..
youre going to go, youre going to like it, and youre likely gonna get lucky, noting the garter belt and naive grin on her face..
To thine own self be true.
Oh, dude…. if you’re going to wear sweet FA, make sure it fits!
i can’t believe no one has commented on the toolbag she is standing with
…………. Who let her buy that dress.
Ew. I’m sure it wouldn’t be HALF as bad if she had bought the dress in her size. Still would be slutty, but at least look a little better. Puzzled how she got it zipped up….
wish i was 16 again
We All Know Where This is Going…yeah 30 seconds of awkward thrashing and grunting followed by 50 minutes of uncontrollable sobbing. What, that’s not how everyone’s prom goes?
there’s no way that guy lasts thirty. more like 5.
Ok, I’m a red neck dude that lives in the woods, and I could make a better dress than this given a week.
1. This is an old photo.
2. She was 18 then.
3. Lives in Illinois, not the UK or Texas.
4. She’s a pretty nice person so lay off.
hey I said she was cute as hell! I personally love the “squished boobs” look … makes them seem like they are doing everything they can to come out and say hi to the world… and honestly who wouldnt wanna see a girl that gorgeous naked?
“she’s a nice person”
I’m sure all the ladies that take your money for sex are nice.
oh btw your mom’s bedroom could use some cleaning up… she’s a horrible slob.
Travelers, maybe? You know…the sixteen year old brides responsible for the bubble dresses and neon bridemaids…
I think she’s atleast 18, & I think she’s hot.
Classy
She looks like she warming herself up already….. geez save some for the hotel. If you make it.
im not saying shes not nice (im sure she is) and yes she is pretty but my god her boobs are guna pop out…… and the garder? i get that she was 18 at the time but there is a way to dress if you dont wanna be considered a whore….. i have big boobs too so i know how hard it is to find stuff that fits correctly. but if she was from a wealthy family there is no excuse not to get it tailored
the sad thing is i bet her mother helped her pick out the dress thought she looked amazing. Thats the only way any parent would let there child step out of the house looking like that.
Actually I’d say her mother either wasn’t around (passed away, divorcee,etc,etc) or she comes from a family where the parents are too busy to care much about what their juvenile delinqu… er children.. are doing.
Well, she’s a pretty girl…
Uhg… It hurts to admit it, but that reminds me of my prom dress… it was terribly low cut… the worst part is my mother chose it for me…. *sigh* Facepalm…
and her parents let her leave the house like this?? or she left in dress #1 and changed to dress #2 latter….
a much more plausible scenario
The years are not being good to Malibu Barbie
LULZ she looked like she rolled in doritos, her hair is white and she is planning on giving that poor defenseless boy something that he is going to need antibiotics to get rid of… WELCOME TO PROM!!!
Somehow it seems appropriate that Pink’s Stupid Girls popped up on iTunes as I loaded up this page.
Congratulations. Your daughter is a slut.
Hey, Mom!!! You’re daughter is a slut.
That “nice little body” is well on it’s way to being a huge tub of lard. Have fun!
oh i hated that trend from a few yrs ago.the slutty prom dress.i quess sluts gotta advertise at all times
Slut alert… No wait I’m sorry…You charge 25 cents an hour? That’s more expensive than I expected.
They look British.
I’m really sad for her. That is the best she will look for the rest of her life. All down hill from there…
WOW! What a “classy” look, especially for senior prom! (sarcasm)
I must say, that girl’s choice for a dress DEFINITELY makes Jenna Jameson look like St. Teresa. XD
Congrats your daughter is a w*ore….
Am I the only one who thinks she looks a LOT like miss piggy?