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omg i thought she was naked… cant get that out of my head now
Where can I find these any Ideas? ty
Took me a while. She certainly looks naked. I even wondered how she could have a white ass and black arms. Maybe she has black socks and a black long sleeve t-shirt? That flapdoodle is too real.
Flapdoodle? Is that even a word?
Wow, I wrote s*it (without the *), and this website change it to flapdoodle. Weird case of censorship.
I’mma try it. malarkey
My comment didn’t even show up.
Haha, this is funny! Fecal matter ?
I heard the word ‘Flapdoodle’ in the movie, “Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium”. Magorium says it as an explative after it’s pointed out to him that he’s about to leave his apartment in his pajamas.
OK, I googled it, and couldn’t find a definition that fit the context here-what’s flapdoodle?
You’ve just been flapdoodled!
Webster’s Dictionary lists flapdoodle as meaning utter nonsense. So I guess her nonsense is too real. Hmmm I agree. That’s some flapdoodle!
Did her @$$ eat her shorts, or is she just not wearing pants?
oh crap, she is black, those are leggings!
Spandex; its a privlige not a right!
Yoga pants are NOT the best invention ever.
[http://verydemotivational.memebase.com/2011/03/06/demotivational-posters-yoga-pants/]
Lowe’s dress code fail.
i agree
and I used to get in trouble at McDonald’s when I wore one too many earrings and had blue streaks in my hair. I worked in grill and my hat covered it, the public never saw me. How can this be let go like that?! EW! people are disgusting. she probably thinks she looks good
SERIOUSLY! I can’t believe they let her dress like this at work! That’s not appropriate for public at all, much less while working!
i’m sure there’s a crack/cracker joke in there somewhere.
say no to crack!!!!!! i think i can see a thong through those long johns
WTF? Aren’t those leggings a bit, ummm, tight and too revealing?
LOL He/She/whatever is wearing “skin colored” leggings. Look at the arm and face. Had me fooled for a second tho.
since He/She/whatever is actually black…your reference to “skin color” makes you a racist >.<
Um… but reference to a white person’s skin would not be racist? It’s not racist to point out a fact. It’s racist to judge someone based off that fact.
What’s racist is to assume that “skin color” for you is the same for everyone.
Ah, but who’s to say that said person wouldn’t refer to dark leggings as skin coloured as well? These leggings are skin coloured. Leggings that were darker-toned would still be skin coloured.
why does it have to be skin colored at all, we all have skin, just some people their keritin in their skin is different then the other. We all have the same skin and its made up of the same things. WHat u should call them leggings is NUDE cuz thats the proper terminology not skin colored. Brown would be brown. just as white is white, black is black, blue is blue, green is green..etc
But doesn’t Nude refer to a skin tone…to be nude is to be with out clothing thus meaning skin tone. Off white maybe?
Ecru
Oh, Christ, it’s…
Super-Lib to the PC rescue!!!!
ITS MELANIN…NOT KERITIN SPELLED KERATIN,GENIUS!
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Imagine how those look from the front… *shudder*
I bet it’s sporting a fine mooseknuckle indeed…
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
A LOT!
I just threw up in my mouth so much, I also kinda threw up in your mouth too.
Leggings are not pants!
Similarly, shirts are not dresses!
Potatoes are not cakes!
But you can make a rather delicious potato cake…
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a latke*!
*Caution: Latke may also be a lie
I prefer my potatoes in the form of alcohol.
They can be…
gonna work on that time machine now so I can “unsee” this. where is the manager in this Lowe’s? probably laughing their ass off somewhere. oh wait, maybe that’s where the picture came from
What has been seen can not be unseen.
That is the manager
So the complete and total opposite of blackface is apparently crackerbutt…
Except that they’re both kind of horrifying.
The shadow of her ass crack creeps me out…
I think there might be a thong hidden in there…
@Lizzy:
It would look much better if the leggings matched her skin colour. Surely.
LOL LOL – that just made my day – thanks!
BEST COMMENT !!! STILL LOLing
Lizzy’s comment best
Funniest comment on here. Laughed my own cracker butt off.
OMG this made me LOL so much.
me thinks there’s a bit of photoshopping here also.
@T
No no, let it be real!
i swear it’s not. a friend of mine took the pic and i submitted it for her. it’s real!
R, Can you tell us the location of this store. Please, pretty please?
it’s in texas. an embarrassment to my home state.
Don’t worry about that. I live in San Francisco, & you won’t believe some of the stuff I see. . .
It’s in Texas. That is a total embarresment to any Texan including me. After about five minutes of reading the comments and looking back at the picture it made me want to puke
Yeah, I live in San Francisco too, but this one is like…”did they really let her work?” It’s at Lowe’s, I would have built something around with wheels and sent her home.
Holy crabcakes batman! O.M.G.
I sincerely hope that’s a thong and not ass sweat soaking through.
I think I just puked a little in my mouth… why did you make me look closer?
Best. Comments. Ever! Thanks for the laugh!
oh gosh, I thought she was just standing there with everything hanging out, then I saw her arms and then I got confused. Still, these leggings are not much better than going semi-nude.
I totally had the same reaction, lol
Anybody else wonder if someone talked to this person about their attire? I got chastised once when I worked in a call center because I was wearing a halter top, I can’t even imagine what would happen if I wore something like this!
I’m surprised they even let her work like that. Lowe’s isn’t the most tolerant employer at the best of times, but this! Wow. It’s amazing they didn’t fire her, much less just send her home to change.
Yes I spoke with her in depth. We agreed not to wear this to work agin. UNLESS she wears a set of pasties
You couldn’t pay me to be the person who has to peel those leggings out of her asscrack
Hahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!!! *tears* Hahahahahaha! *tissue* Hahahaha!!!! *double dose eyebleach* Donate pair in size that fits. Never mind *new tissue*
I work in a similar but different colored home improvement store, and I know at my place they would have sent her home immediately. And Wow. Why would anyone wanna go out looking like that anyway?
She should of been told to go home..keep the leggings on if she wants,but come on idiot,put pants on. If I were a cust there I would complain to the manager.
I am the manager and I approe
So, what on earth possesses someone to actually think walking out the door looking like that is an OK thing?
^ This. No matter what your race, age, size or color- never, NEVER go out in public dressed (and I use that term loosely here) like this.
Bad taste truly transcends all human divisions.
I got fooled too
this one took me a minute to get. i mean, what i thought it first was was bad enough…seeing that big butt was like looking at a train wreck and i didn’t notice the color of the arms, ankles etc. blech!
Legging’s aren’t pants, ESPECIALLY skin-colored ones, even if they are a skin tone that is not your own.
It’s must be the closest thing she has to khakis.
Idia – OMG maybe they are khaki pants and her fat arse has them stretched to look like leggings.
Fired. Please for the love of all that is holy say that she was fired.
There are a few hundred other people waiting to take that job from her. People who will show up with pants.
Hell no. We promoted her to head cashier.
Wow, something that is not off a haute couture runway, cosplay, halloween/costume party, ren faire, burning man, pride parade. An actual example of poorly dressed.
I feel faint :: thud ::
They let her work in that outfit? If I saw something like that I would never go to that business again. What was her boss thinking, allowing her to appear in front of customers? Stupid stupid stupid
Giving thanks that I wasn’t the supervisor being complained to about her dress and/or lack of judgment, and having to counsel her (or dismiss her).
The asscrack shadow, indicating maybe wearing butt floss, along with the visual i can no longer unsee, made me just blow my dinner. Thanx a lot!
How does a person get their leggings/tights/yoga pants that far up his or her butt crack? Are there no underwear to prevent that degree of “flossing”?
Yes, It’s called a girdle. . .
OH MY GOOD GOD.
XD that’s freak’en hilarious! Sometimes clothing colour and context makes a big difference XD
She’s got some cohones to be leaving the house with her butt hugged so tight, you can see the thong COLOR. Then again, maybe she does have…. man, i hope that apron thing is longer in front. ::heave::
What kind of a employer would not have sent her ” ass ” home!!
I guess she lost THAT game of “Truth or Dare”.
You could have fooled me until I looked at her ankles. And all I can say is damn girl, get rid of those ugly looking pants!!!
OMG!!!! This is my kind of person. Just really f*cking with every ones head at your job. That is a win in my book.
Forget whether she looks naked or not. The main thing is, these formfitting leggings are highly inappropriate for wearing out in public. Even a slim woman would’ve looked sleazy in them, but a heavier one looks downright bad.
right on target!
By the way, not many people would dare say anything to a person of color in this case because they may get accused of racial discrimination.
She’s in violation of Spandex Code 14(3)(B), “Intentionally wearing spandex in public, in a size greater than 10.
I actually think this is kind of awesome. After all, white people can get away with wearing brown leggings, what’s the difference? DOUBLE TAKE CITY
These pants are awesome as all get-out, need to get one pair… People will think I’m pantslesssss… Oh the insanity!!!!!
Fashion Sin #1: Don’t wear anything fleshtone AND skintight unless you’re a professional dancer.
this is disgustingly inappropriate. i cant believe the boss did not send her home!! poor management at lowe’s allowing the public to be subjected to such filth!!!!! cuz that’s just plain ole nasty.
ck out the skin tone on the head and arms- mismatch on the rest of the body- photo shop
what are you talking about? theyre leggings. she IS black. She just LOOKS naked. Did you read anything??
I am her manager. & I did send her home. 3 days no pay suspension. She was at a halloween party the night before & says she didn’t have time to go home & change & just took the costume off, minus the leggings of course. This is a disgrace, & Lowe’s does not tolerate or promote this kind of dresscode. I can’t believe this picture made it here. It’s a disgrace to our name. We apologize guys.
definitely nekked but wearing some black sleeve, black gloves, and some mask that resembles a black person.
DAYUM
I just wanted to be like Michael Jackson.. And here I am, Mich Jack..
That’s actually her skin. Few suspect that this humble Lowe’s emplyee is actually TAPIR GIRL!!!
Bitten by a radioactive tapir in a science experiment gone amok Tapir Girl has the proportional strength and proportional proportions of a tapir. Every night Tapir girl uses her tapirlike powers to fight crime and protect the innocent.
Lowe’s management fail! How was she ever allowed to man a register dressed like that?!?!? Write her up, and send her home!
Write her up, and send her home!
Thats gross.. if we can see your cellulite through your pants it’s time for thicker material.
This is so mean. If it was any of you, you would be hurting rite now. And the racist thing was completely uncalled for. Why even mention it. It’s people like you who make recism still alive today. Even if you’re not recist, mentioning that comment your keeping racism going. Hope laughing at this poor person makes every one of you sums lives that much happier.
Umm why are you on this site?? We’re all on here to laugh at how BAD people are dressing in public!
I do kind of feel bad when I’m here, I have to admit; and my English/spelling/grammar is often a fail unto itself but what the heck were you trying to say here:
“makes every one of you sums lives that much happier.” ?
“Our sums lives”? Your glum lives, maybe?
From a girl who has battled with low income; It’s not hard to go to Salvation Army, Good Will, Even Walmart and find better clothing than that. You can’t really stick up for her and her poor taste in clothing choices. That is all on her. If she reads this and gets upset, maybe it would be a good learning experience.
I agree. You can be on a very low income and still dress respectably. I’ve done it all my life. Nude leggings aren’t the mark of someone who can’t afford to dress well, they’re a mark of bad, bad, BAD taste.
Its the new “Express Lane” one look at that and it’s OMF get me outta hear QUICK, I gotta hurl!!!
is it still considered flesh colored if thats not ur flesh color?
FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!111
Fuch
phuck
Well…it’s *a* skin color, so “skin colored” is still technically correct.
s**t, that is some scary….
Omg that is gross lol…I work at lowes in ga and my store manager would have flipped and then sent someone home for that lol…looks like her ass ate her thongs and that’s bad when they are already up there…I’m so glad that I’m a fat girl with style lol
This is so photoshoped if the two different colored skin tones didn’t obviously give it away. You can also see the top half is turned in while the legs are straight on, there is no way you can stand that way.You guys are gullible!
umm take another look she is wearing leggings. it isa not photoshopped, look at her ankles, the point is not that shes naked, just that she looks naked.
Vitiligo, or a wardrobe violation. You decide.
Interesting read… Some funny comments and back lashes hahahaa..
Im scared…..so…..scared….
and now I must try out the censorship: excrement
I’m more surprised than anything that they let her wear that at work…
I was in a store shopping one day, and a woman came out of the dressing room. Her skirt looked three sizes too small, and it was absolutely hideous. Her butt was hanging out, she looked like a 15 lb bag of dough in a 5 lb sack, and she REALLY needed to try at least one size bigger. It was BAD, so I politely commented, “That’s a very nice skirt, but you should try one size bigger.”
The woman gave me THE NASTIEST look of disgust, angrily stomped back into the dressing room, and hurried to leave. The employee helping her looked mortified at me and walked over to whisper harshly, “She wasn’t trying on the skirt! She was trying on the top! She came in in that skirt!”
(I replied that the woman really needed to look for pants while she was there, because she would look very nice with pants that fit. I said I would want someone to tell me if I didn’t look good. I don’t understand why people get mad at you, because they would be madder if they end up online with hundreds of thousands of people laughing at their fashion don’ts. )
Lowes before hoes…oh, wait…guess it can be both!
I always wear pants so my top half gets way more sun & some summers it ends up much darker than my legs. I’m white as a ghost, but I’m also part portuguese & Native American so I can get a pretty good tan if I’m outside. It could be real.
I’m really suprised her emloyers did not send her home!
They wouldn’t dare. She’s black, and therefore, untouchable. The race card would be played and the manager would be fired and the company would publically apologize, a law suit might even be awarded in the ho’s favor.
Cartman was right.
Black woman with tights. Note: Look at ankles… Nuff said. Fairwell. Stop flippin out
I am the manager