The classiest couple since JFK and Jackie O.
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That’s SO disgusting
Except for the one breast. That’s where you go to relive yourself after looking at her face.
The seams are busting out but it is not class that’s putting the pressure on them. The skirt is just a touch high too. Matter of fact it’s so high you CAN touch!
Here comes the bride?
OMG!!!what is my picture here REMOVE NOW
please tell me you are trolling… really your picture?
I think that Johanna Tukiainen really is the name of the woman in the picture. Sadness.
I googled it, that is the name of the woman in the pic.
That would mean .. she is .. 32???!!??
If that’s really your picture, well…wow.
Please tell me you are at least a stripper or something. The photo would make a bit more sense in that case.
She’s a former exotic dancer and current professional celebrity bride/divorcee/bride/divorcee/bride/etc. etc.
Ah, well, that makes more sense, at least. I wonder if this was worn post-stripper days, though? It would be one thing if she was working that night, or something, but good lord.
(That’s not to say anything negative about strippers. I have no problem with strippers and thought about doing some stripping myself).
Only 31?
OMG! I’m 31 as well, but she looks old enough to be my mother….
Yeah, really, I was guessing that she was in her late 40s. O___O She’s really done some harm to herself.
its up here because you look like a fracking trainwreck… lol
OMG MY PIC OFF HERE
Anybody got the link to unedited version?
*rolls eyes*
Looks like it’s from here:
http://www.seiska.fi/viihdeuutiset/_a185909/
Unedited version:
http://www.seiska.fi/c/87840/7179_KUVA1.jpg
Why?
to see her cooter… her old, fat wrinkled…. AAWWWW YYYEEAAHH i got a boner just thinking about it
SPROING!
we want to see her fuzzy clam
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU 2!!??
ok I clicked on the unedited link too… /shame
Guh, all her goodies are hanging out and she’s got that weird scrunchy face look.
Her goodies aren’t really all that good =/
I have 6 month mayo in my fridge better then her”goodies”
she seems to be holding her dress on – and his arm is suspeciously hidden. my take on this is, he hiked her dress up just as the picture was taken.
She’s the one pushing the front up higher.
that is a finnish “celebrity”…
you can find her pics everywhere like that
her name is johanna tukiainen…hahahahaha
goddamn hillarious
boobs…
Here’s a little extra for you guys; a picture of the following morning:
http://www.seiska.fi/c/87840/9846_PARI560.jpg
The woman is an “erotic” dancer, Johanna Tukiainen. And the guy is her before-a-husband-nowadays-a-sexbuddy Arto Länsmann.
LOL fer REEELS??? xD
you sir made my day. thank you very much!
wow, she must’ve partied all week long. ._. that pic is not quite as scary as the one I found though:
http://jk.servut.us/wp-content/plugins/rss-poster/cache/03902_68705_160552393976678_100000657560546_369572_5742019_n.jpg
That image will haunt me in my nightmares.
Sad!
The Jagermeister makes so much sense in this picture, as does the poor guy’s expression.
Oh dear god, don’t let that woman be the one I think she is…
And brain-bleach! Stat!
http://www.eyebleach.com/
thank you good sir.
I was however afraid this was gonna be a googlehammer or worse!!!
Lovely.
Are her boobs lopsided?
i think she looks hot
Funny thing is, shortly after this pic was taken she was thrown in the slammer after a drunken bar brawl where she battered her husband with a beer glass. She’s always in jail, this one. Well, ladies of the night – ’nuff said.
ಠ_ಠ
just another “classy” finnish “celebrity”
This wannabe-celebrity used to look hot in her teens. Now she’s a drunk who lives only for the money she gets from the magazine-interviews of her absurdly dull life of a wannabe-star. Pathetic and quite sad, really.
http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/tuksun_evoluutio.jpg
Haha did she have herpes pox in that one photo?
Oh wow, gross. Looks like she has herpes in that one picture, too. :S
What on earth happened to her breasts? They used to be nice and perky, it seems. I guess time and gaining weight can do that to a woman, but wow.
I never understand that. She looked great and would have aged gracefully and still looked great. Holy herpes sores.
That’s not herpes, she was in a fight or an accident, not sure which one this time. Look closely, her nose has a bruise too.
By the way, she also thinks that she looks like Pamela Anderson and considers herself as the sexiest woman in Finland.
(Thank Zeebus, she is delirious.)
bobs, you want her email? You are one of the three people who thinks she is hot.
Oh good lord, if you are going to show that much tit, at least make sure you have nice ones. I get this feeling that the man is the one that pulled up her dress, although I have no clue why she’s not wearing underwear.
I can’t quite tell what’s going on there. It almost looks like pantyhose? Or maybe she has a band-aid? Maybe from a shaving cut while trying to shave while drunk?
Looks to me she in fact IS wearing underwear. Skin tone.
Yep, that’s our beloved Johanna “Tuksu” Tukiainen. She likes to call herself a “glamour” dancer and fabulous singer. Here is a good example of her skills: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBE0m_xcmhY
She has also been arrested now several times over violent behaviour and drunk driving. But none of the above is her fault, its the MEDIA and evil, jealous and ugly Finnish women who have caused it all.
Wow! Why would she allow herself to be video-recorded while bandaged, perhaps from plastic surgery? And what is that thing between her nose and mouth? It almost looks like a Hitler mustache but is probably a scar of some sort. I feel rather sorry for her. She is not grounded in reality.
I recall she was in a car accident or something, and that’s why she’s bandaged on her face.
Oh my goodness! What a poor strumpet!
And one more thing – she’s gonna move to the States, pose for Playboy magazine, become a movie star and a pop princess and make a million billion bucks in a jiffy. Cause you Yanks appreciate the sort of high class sophisticated glam she’s got. Honest you do. That’s what she keeps telling us so you’ve just got to like it or lump it.
just send her to Jersey, she’ll fit right in!
I think even they’d kick her out….
No way she’ll be as classy as Pam Anderson! Jeez, I couldn’t even type that without laughing.
Oh, I’m sure they’d make a reality show for her and she’d be pulling in millions of dollars in no time.
She actually had a reality show. She had cameras installed in her house and you could watch her 24/7. Plus, she had this one show where she just basically went through her wardrobe on camera(don’t know if she did more, I never watched it, just saw some ads).
you’re right….it would happen….I have officially died inside.
No thanks, one Britney Spears is enuf!
So they seem to be famous somewhere. Not knowing this, my first thought was “Which one is or isn’t the transsexual?”
Nom! Nom! Hom! Hunny Bunny!
So squishy, just like a 45 y.o. twinky.
Hey Finn beauty, Wisconsin is calling you.
Yoopers too, can’t wait for your petro-chemical body parts. Plenty of drunk tanks in the U.P. for you to detox in. Com’mon, baby! Bring yer daddy to, we got plenty of black bear to keep him goin.
Something tells me you been to Big Bon’s Rock U.P on that road between Marquette and Gladstone. I never been but she looks like the sort of women if look at the website pictures.
The sad part is, she’s only 32.
I Googled her and I noticed that. I thought it was a typo. She looks over 50.
Shocking!
As a teen, she was very pretty, but is was a short bumpy ride downhill. And my cat sings better than she does. Did you see the rating on the youtube? 155 likes about a gazillion dislikes. Pitiful, really.
Toddlers in Tiaras – The Thirtieth Reunion
That’s a huge vageene.
Britney Spears is 20 years
I mean IN 20 years
has Tammy Faye Baker returned…lol
YIKES! shes only 32….
Her blog where you can see pretty pics of her! http://johannatukiainen.seiska.fi/
glamour dancer …..
ashamed to be a Finnish
Why are you guys all so jealous of her? Get a grip, get a life, get lost! She’s awesome – I loves ya JOhanna!
hear, hear! Go and get a grip you jealous girls, you just want your life to be as awesome as JOhanna’s! Her wedding got aired on a national television channell, too! Lets just forget that she applied for a divorce less than two weeks after the said wedding and went on the honey moon ALONE (the said honeymoon was paid by a Finnish scandal magazine)…….
‘Cause I’m totally jealous of skin spots and a discolored neck. Totally.
You are further proof that the Finns have a wonderful sense of humor and sarcasm. Much kudos
oh and heres the uncensored version from this -> http://www.seiska.fi/c/87840/7179_KUVA1.jpg
Oh good Lord…please tell me this isn’t a real couple. Is that her… AAAAKKK?! I just visualized it!
She just made me feel so much better about myself… I’m trying to lose a few pounds and just hit 30, but I look like a runway model compared to this “glamor dancer.” Lets hear it for Not-Having-Plastic-Surgery!
Isn’t that why most people come here? To feel better about themselves? xD LOL.
But in all honesty, congrats on your weight loss!
GAH! Ghastly visions of the female Keith Richards and the reincarnation of Teddy Kennedy!
ಠ_ಠ <- love this MustachGuy
Be aware overload of sexiness!! the sexiest dance in the world (starts on 0:44) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv-pTSdGIyI&feature=related
And Johanna wishes you the best:
Oh, whoops, it looks like you were being sarcastic. Didn’t catch it in your first post for whatever reason. I should have.
It makes me so proud to be Finnish when we have Tuksu… Oh dear god would someone just tell her she’s ridiculous!! Year after year the same s**t over and over again, becoming religious, (glamour? yikes!) modeling, getting married, getting divorced. She only does this BS because she’s broke and didn’t study a degree -> doesn’t know how to work like normal people.
This picture gives a whole new meaning to the word “cheap” :S
Looking at that photo alone, i can’t believe she was born a woman. I thought she was a trannie after the cut!
I thought it was the sock full of vomit that is Bryn Edelsten.
http://www.perthnow.com.au/entertainment/perth-confidential/brynne-edelsten-lands-brownlow-medal-reporting-gig/story-e6frg30l-1225926466763
But this Finnish trainwreck is far worse..
Wow, Fergie really let go of herself…
OMG! It’s Gilbert Godfrey!
There are rumors that this lovely lady is pregnant (again). Last time when it happened she made a huge fuss about her pregnancy and was like “I’m going to be the best mom ever” and some weeks after that she just said like “oh, btw I got a miscarriage, let’s drink”. Now this charming man (her husband) in the picture has announced that she is with child again but he has no idea whose kid it is… o_O
You non-finns have no idea how entertaining it is to read gossips about Johanna. Every time when I feel miserable I just check the news about her and – TADA! – I feel so much better.
Don’t forget that her husband has said that he had vasectomy done years ago, so we all must wonder who’s the father of that kid, and who has the courage to make that whale pregnant? No need to mention eating viagra enough to make it possible…
Even before she had the plastic surgery that supposedly “disfigured” her she was a porker … either that or men in Finland have no taste in exotic dancers … thats just nasty
Actually, she only had her breasts and her lips done. Apart from that (and her cheap plastic “hair”) her beauty is all natural and as God intended it, enhanced and elevated only by her own perfect and impeccable taste.
Cheap plastic hair? That hair extension is not cheap! And it’s not plastic.
we have something equally as hideous in australia. husband & wife duo, geoffrey & brynne edelsten.
i actually thought this was someone taking the piss out of them at a fancy dress party!!
Lucky you! Wanna swap? Give you a fiver and a cold brew on top . . .
Has every country got a ridiculous mess who is just famous for being famous?
We have Katie Price in the UK!
The pregnancy thing was actually wonderfully macabre. She’s doing this show and looking like Divine’s bloated mother on a particularly bad day, gets a lot of flack for being remarkably fat for someone who’s claiming to be the country’s hottest bird, counters the mockery with an elegant “Well sucks to you cuz I ain’t fat, I’m preggers!” The she goes on to claim that drinking whilst being pregnant is ok in her case because she only does it in extreme moderation. She never once goes to se a doctor and carries on with her drunken gigs in seedy pubs and acts a bit annoyed when people ask about the pregnancy. obviously she keeps getting plastered on a regular basis, business as usual. And after a couple of weeks she goes “Oh, lost the foetus,by the way, oh dear” and goes on a gig the following evening. With never one tear, never one sign of . . . well . . . anything . . . And this whole web of deception and half-baked lies because she got pissed off with people laughing at her because she looked fat in a couple of pics and couldn’t take the acerbic commentary. Now that’s class! No wonder she’s the most respected and best beloved celeb in Finland!
I say, would you mind deleting this? Posted twice when I thought the first one never went through. Much obliged.
The pregnancy thing was absolutely wonderfully macabre.
She was doing this gig “singing” in a bar and looked truly hideous: like a cross between Tweedledum and Tweedledee, Divine’s mother on a bad hair day, and the Bride of Frankenstein who hadn’t yet been quite animated. Slightly awkward for someone loudly claiming to be the only gorgeous and glamorous bird in Finland.
Obviously she got a lot of flack for her appearance. Howls of derisive laughter. Well, then she had a brilliant thought and went “Oi, I ain’t fat – I’m preggo!”
Which of course nobody believed.
Especially since she went on drinking and carousing as before, even claiming that a little wine certainly can’t hurt the kiddie. So on went her drunken spree and the general mad mayhem that is her life. Then, after a couple of weeks, never once having gone to see a single doctor, always acting remarkably awkward and dodgy when asked about the pregnancy, she suddenly announced that she’d lost it, oops, oh bother.
And went on a gig the next day.
Now that’s class: inventing a pregnancy AND a miscarriage simply because one becomes a tad annoyed at the acerbic comments about one’s weight!
No wonder she’s the country’s most respected and best beloved celeb.
Some of my cells just committed apoptosis.
Feed me I’am famous… and here goes Johanna dancing to get fit.
http://johannatukiainen.seiska.fi/2011/02/11/johanna-tukiaisen-jumppavideo/
i thought she was a dude…
Lordy… Good thing I saw this AFTER I had sex with my girlfriend tonight because I think my willy just sounded a full retreat and may not show itself again for a week.
“White people just are smarter and richer, on an upper level.” — Johanna Tukiainen
OMG–SHE RACIST!!! >:(
She’s had so much work done she looks like a splicer from Bioshock.
and judging from the way she thinks shes such a wonderful dancer and singer im gonna guess shes doing a little too much ADAM these days…
She’s already been on this site once actually. And she was as glamorous back then as she is now.
ಠ_ಠ She looks skanky. Now is he wearing lipstick as well?
Oh god these comments made my day. She really lives in a world of rainbows, hello kitty and lollipops. I can’t find any words to describe my opinion of her, but let’s just say it makes me wanna cut my wrists with a chainsaw when I read news about her miserable life. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/S9mWwt2SPuI/AAAAAAABNAs/VI8Cmt3mt9o/s1600/johanna_tukiainen_21.jpg
Anyone else think she looks like Beth’s mutant sister that their parents never let out of the attic until one doomed day when she escaped?
Or like if Beth and Sloth had a baby… That’s her.
No war she’s is 32 …more like 52. And I’m being very friendly here.
She must have a very serious problem…Miss Piggy-syndrome.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Oh my god, a swamp monster.
Oh holy God they should have put that dot over her face!
After reading all of the responses and viewing the attached URLs all I have to say is this:
This woman? Class?? Sure she does….after emerging from the trailer park.
(Are there trailer parks in Finland?)