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Billy Joel Is a Terrible Influence on Our Children
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This is fake, right? There isn’t really a kid running around with stretched lobes and full sleeves?
I hope so, otherwise we have to perform some extremely late abortions on this kid’s parents.
I am all in favor of abortion up the the third trimester – of high school.
If this photo is in any way real, the parents should be behind bars.
I think it’s kinda bad ass. Wouldn’t do it to my own child, but this kid’s a rock star.
Retroactive abortion FTW!
I’m really, REALLY hoping the ears are shopped. The tattoos might be temporary tattoos, too.
Here’s a non-doctored shot that appears to have been taken on the same day. That’s Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale’s son. Only the hair is real. http://socialitelife.com/enlargedimage?back_to=/kingston-zuma-rossdale-call-their-mommy-cute-overload-06-2011/kingston-and-zuma-rossdale-visit-the-museum-of-los-angeles-in-los-angeles-ca&postid=6194531
Still poorly dressed, but MUCH LESS terrifying.
Eh, the only thing I see that’s questionable is the hair. The clothes are fine. But yes, MUCH better than the submission here.
Meh….I let my 10 yr old have a TARDIS blue mohawk this summer. It was grown out & faded by time school started. Cut his hair back to his normal style (imagine a 10 yr old David Tennant) and the only thing left from the summer ‘do is a bit of blondish tips (had to bleach the hawk because natural color is dark brown)
Cool story bro.
…Though the kid in this picture looks like his parents get his hair professionally “rock-star”-styled whenever he leaves home. There’s something very off about that.
I really hope that plaster cast is shopped on that wee girls arm, cuz if they broke the limb just for this photo shoot, that’s probably wrong I think, I don’t have kids myself so I am not that up on child cruelty laws, but it certainly feels wrong, oh hell i’ll go out on a limb (snigger) and say it, it’s wrong to break a small childs arm, just for the sake of art direction in a photo shoot, there I said it.
Are you all really stupid enough to think this was real..? *facepalm*
……………….I’m okay with this
The kid looks badass like this.
Did you mean Billy Idol ?
Well, he’s wearing a Billy Joel t-shirt, soooo
I thought he meant Billy Joe Armstrong, it would have maybe made more sense but apparently not.
That was the first thing to pop into my head too, then I noticed the shirt. Hahah
Same.
Isn’t that Gwen Stefani’s kid all shopped up?
you can buy clip-on faux gage earrings very easily and those are probably temporary tattoos. I couldn’t see most kids sitting through a tattoo session….
It’s illegal to tattoo kids that young.
No way… really? *sarcasm off*
Maybe in your namby pamby neck of the woods, but here in Glasgow it’s quite a popular 5th birthday gift, that or a bottle of buckfast, some ppl gie them both, but that just spoiling the weans.
You can get faux solid gauges, but not the see through. This is just a pretty decent photoshop.
Not sure if this is a bad photoshop, or the kids ears are really just that weird.
Is that Kingston Rossdale/Stefani?
This is fake! The kid is Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdales son.
I’ve seen this somewhere before. The story I heard was that this is some Russian tattoo artists kid, and he’s been doing this to his kid for years, obviously. I certainly hope it’s illegal.
Yeah so, it’s not. This is Kingston Rossdale, son of Gwen Stefanie and Gavin Rossdale. Actually he looks like this: http://cdn02.cdn.socialitelife.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/kingston-rossdale-zuma-rossdale-06262011-31.jpg (so, yes, this picture is shopped)
That’s real enough. The parents should be behind bars.
And that kid needs a slap upside the head.
Why? Because of his hair cut? Who cares? It’s hair. You need to learn to be accepting of people. They did nothing wrong nor did he.
I’d love to see how you handle the teen years.
If this devil-child has that kind of attitude and appearance now……
Yeah, that bad kid! Sticking out his tongue at a photographer! He should be more mature than that.. wait.
Please don’t breed. And no, I don’t mean the kid.
I bet you’re really fun at parties.
If given that sort of freedom as a kid, the teen years aren’t that bad. Generally if you keep the kids from expressing themselves that’s when the teen years get bad.
How could he be a devil child? He’s sticking his tongue out and has a cool hair cut! I’d say if he was throwing a horrible tantrum or was manipulating his parents at that age then he would fit the category of said “devil child”
Really? really? You think this is a devil child because of his appearance? Because of the haircut? What else is wrong with his appearance? Uh yeah, your name is so right on, CRAZYcanuck. I’d hate to see your children with their lack of individuality and pent up frustrations.
Ah, that’s informative. Thanks for digging that up.
This is what I was thinking of. This is real:
http://theinternettoday.net/pics/13-year-old-kid-with-a-full-sleeve-tattoo/
That is just awful! I have no problems with tats, I actually like them, but not on a kid, he’s not old enough to grasp what having a tattoo forever really means, nor to know what he wants permanently on his body. At that age tastes change so fast. if I had tats of things I loved when I was 13 on my arms, I would be hating them now, almost 30 years later.
In America, it’s illegal to ink someone under the age of 18, even with parental AND child consent.
In post-Soviet Russia, clearly not.
No it’s not. A few of my friends got a tattoo when they were underage. One kid got a small frog tattooed on his arm when he was like 12.
No, it’s just photoshop on a celeb’s kid. Someones idea of a joke. Nice story though.
OMG!!!!!!! I HOPE this is shopped.
this is gwen steffanis song kingston.. yes its shopped
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This is Gwen Stefanis kid Kingston- the lobes and tats are fake. Photoshop I assume. See pic: http://socialitelife.com/enlargedimage?back_to=/kingston-zuma-rossdale-call-their-mommy-cute-overload-06-2011/kingston-and-zuma-rossdale-visit-the-museum-of-los-angeles-in-los-angeles-ca-12&postid=6194621
I have seen very few shops in my day and know virtually nothing about pixels. That being said – they did a really poor job with the stretched ears. The holes go way past what would be the lobes and into the pinnae.
Strike that – they aren’t into the pinnae yet, but they, like the rent, are still too damn high.
I’m going to assume you mean Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day? Last I checked Billy Joel wasn’t decked out in tats and stretched ear lobes…
Um…read his shirt.
Wow, how many people did miss the Tshirt? The very obvious, right-on-his-chest Tshirt?
That’s the joke. That Billy Joel really isn’t a bad influence on kids. I’m surprised at how many people missed the joke.
Bad Photoshop. Someone needs to work harder if they want to convince the smart ones.
Yeah, his left ear is pretty obvious, if you look semi-closely, there is a square of blurry pixilation around it. And the tats on the left hand and neck look pasted on.
That kid is badass!
If this kid grows up to be an ultra conservative Right Wing Christian and Republican, I would not be surprised.
The first thing i thought of this when i saw it was Good Charlotte
Photoshop fail. :3 I see the gauges, but where are the lobes on the bottom? : D
**tattoos overlooks: trollin’ by omission**
I’d hit that
The hair is kind of….awesome
the stretched lobes are fake. the bottoms of his ear lobes are missing :L
Woah, freaking good photoshop. I was freaking out for a minute :-O
His hair’s great, that shirt is cool. So… awesome pic!
I think it’s funny how some people are so “OMG it’s horrible” about a kid having a mohawk. Seriously? It’s a HAIR CUT. Not like he had swastikas shaved into his head. My 2 year old son has a mohawk, doesn’t mean he’s going to grow up and rob stores and shoot people.
Christ, some people are so uptight….
It’s sad that someone said you mean Billy Idol? Uh duh… Billy Joel was cool back in the day. And he was a boxer. And he released an album called “The Stranger”. Get some music class people!!!!
And on another note, I want that shirt!