It takes the Han Solo and it puts it in the carbonite.
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WTF?….oh…it is kinda hot….
Like a train wreck.
What is it supposed to be?
Yuck! to be poorly dressed you have to BE dressed!
He IS dressed! He is wearing a helmet.
If a guy, there is something missing between the legs, if a girl, there is something missing higher up…
Legs and chest of a man, pelvis of a woman. I’d say, a woman waiting for a sex change operation… OR shoped to erase the manly parts.
He tucked his manliness in between his legs.
I think it might be tucked behind his leg. The hair growth is making it look like a cleft of Venus, but I’d put my money on this being a guy.
I do not have a penis, but from what I understand, they are somewhat collapse-able.
maybe he just has it tucked. it looks like he has his legs close together like he is holding it there.
It’s tucked… you idiot.
I’d say regardless of what you are, there’s something missing higher up…
I’d leave it there but I’m afraid you wouldn’t understand that I’m saying you are missing at least some part of your brain.
Clearly tucking it back ala Buffalo Bill.
its tucked in
IT is hidden between his legs
You never heard of “tucking it in”?!!!
Disturbingly remind me of Silence of the Lambs…
Thus the title.
For f*cksake, water your plant!
Gertrude…best reaction ever! Thanks for the giggle
Damn. Beat me to it.
haha! I was coming here to say the exact thing! poor little peace lily, it’s even trying to bloom!
First thing I thought of!
Aw, water that poor plant. NOT LIKE THAT
It’s a spathiphyllum – if it’s watered now, it’ll come back.
Much like my breakfast did when I saw this picture…
I don’t know. If I were the plant and had to put up with that, it wouldn’t matter how much you watered me, I’d still be wilting.
Creepy in Silence of the Lambs…. Creepier now… Any one got any mind bleach?
Dickless bounty hunters….could be worse I guess. At least this guy didn’t have some crappy TV show made about him & his disfunctional (ex)family.
How I can think about hunting when this poor dude has lost his penis?
perhaps that is what he’s hunting for. kinda like Kryten’s wee friend Archie from the ‘Dwarf’.
As if it wasn’t bad enough that I had nightmares about mobile penises (penii?) skittering around my room. Or cameras in locker rooms, for that matter.
Hey Luke Skywalker – you’re missing a “light saber”
I think he needs to hunt for his penis first.
If he’s cute under the helmet, I’d find it for him
If it’s small enough to get lost, it shouldn’t be out wandering around on its own!
WIN.
Okay, the “It takes the Han Solo and it puts it in the carbonite.” made me LMAO.
Shouldn’t this be in Poorly Dressed… After Dark?
Yeah, or at least come with a health warning.
Health warning?
Needs an Eye Bleach Required advisory.
Yes, please please please put this sort of crap under After Dark. Some of us actually have other people around when they’re on the computer. Some of us are actually allow to look at this stuff at work, but this is completely innapropriate. k tnx bai.
And those other people…they think you’re a perv.
Cool story, bro.
I agree. This just started an interesting conversation with my 9 year old when she glanced at the screen.
Don’t look at fail sites when you’re at work then. There are other things to do at work…like actual work.
Who gets excited by a seemingly neutral male? And isn’t it uncomfortable?
Not sure it really counts as poorly dressed if the only thing he’s wearing is a helmet.
Goooodbye Horrrrrseeeees.
Goodbye banthas?
Yeah, I could see Kevin Smith use that ^_^
Well done Steve!
Dangit! You beat me to it! >.<
Where does he keep his Chapstik? Ó_Õ
I think we should hook him up with the Wonder Woman chick with the bad bikini wax.
It took me a while to forget about that picture, thanks for reminding me.
Your penis? Where is it?
I thought this was Poorly Dressed, ot Poorly Undressed…
Ohbuthe’swearingthehelmetwellit’sfinethen… *gag*
It was a poor attempt at dressing up, how about that?
that is one H3LL of a tuck job.
Hawt.
What TV is that?
holy geez! warn a person would you?!
To paraphrase a song: “Is that all there is? Is that all there is?” Or to paraphrase Clara Peller, “Where’s the beef?” LOL
I never thought it would be more disturbing NOT to see a penis.
I concur
I agree 100% with you both, -L- and JP.
DAT TANLINE
PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!!!!!!!!
He’s most of the way there – got rid of the penis, nice landing strip, good waist. Now he just needs to shave his legs and get boob implants and s/he’ll be good to go.
“It” was not allowed in bathrooms as a child.
http://cheezburger.com/View/3486950656
Is that a man or a woman….?
Oh god, doesn’t it hurt guys to tuck that thing back?? It’s painful to even look at! D:
Not a bit. It stretches. Pro drag queens tuck it back with Duct tape.
Duct tape? Holy crap! Doesn’t that take skin with it when you take it off? I realize that with some of their costumes, just tucking wouldn’t be enough, but duct tape on sensitive skin like that…just…ow.
That’s what I’ve read. I don’t know any of them personally to ask. I think they protect the skin with lotion or powder to make removal easier. I have had duct tape on the skin; peel it slowly and it doesn’t tear tissue.
I also read once that it’s possible to poke them up inside where they descended from. Now THAT sounds painful!
Star Wars Ken
I’m guessing the explanation would be something like this: “Look, guys, I’m just getting a hang of this lightsaber thing, and my penis… well, there HAD to be a casual or two, right? By the way, this thing’s a little hot.”
*snicker*
WHERE ARE HIS GENETALIA?
The title and caption are references to Silence of the Lambs but even without seeing that movie it seems pretty obvious he has tucked his junk in between his legs and is holding it back there.
I have the feeling that we’ll soon read about this guy in the papers as the author of a mass murdering or the like.
Poor Depeche Mode for witnessing such horror…
Had to get all the way to the bottom for this one.
Could someone pass the eye bleach? Thanks.
WHERE THE PENIS?
I appreciate the Buffalo Bill reference from Silence of the Lambs on this one. I also think the wilting plant to his right is a metaphor.
im scared…
It puts the lotion on it’s….um…never mind.
Oh my gosh people. That is a man. He has just “tucked” his man-business between his clenched legs.
a) Ow.
b) You’re all idiots.
It’s the dual-lightsabre-wielding Boba Fett from that one Robot Chicken episode.
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrzqclaHlV1r3parto1_400.gif
A red one and a blue one! Put them together and they make purple rain!
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
For f@#ks sake, After Dark DOES actually have a purpose, people. At least this could have had an NSFW tag on it. Jesus
The worst part is there’s sunlight, meaning there are curtains open -_-
Now that’s life!
WTF LOL!!! :3
Whatever this thing is, it’s just wrong on so many levels.
Mangina! Is he related to Ol’ Gregg?
Nice tv……