Hhmmm… that abbreviation isn’t a book, even in the apocrypha, much less the normal cannon of the Bible. More wacko-christianesc bible-thumpers who never read the bible for what it says.
Wait, what? How can it be a mistranslation of merkin when merkin is English in the first place? I want to know what that Onew reference is from also. It is not a book in the bible that I am familiar with. Not that all church sign messages have to be bible quotes, but they put reference numbers like those used for bible quotes. Can we get more info please?
Somebody changed the letters around (maybe even added or subtracted a few). Anybody have a try for the original writing? Even if covered by glass a church might be trusting and leave it unlocked.
I made this sign like 2 years ago on Church Sign Generator. It is a dig at women that wear “Lace Front Wigs”. I hate lace front wigs,& so do a lot of other men,it makes a woman look like she is wearing a football helmet. I made many different church signs on that thing. One of my friends a former Pastor posted this link on my facebook page,& reading y’all trying to figure it out has made me fall out laughing!!!! I am far from Christian,I don’t believe in a meddlesome God,but I probably know the bible better than most of y’all….ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!
I don’t get the lace front wig hate. I’m actually wearing one now and it’s indistinguishable from real hair. Are people wearing them without trimming the excess lace off first? That’s the only thing I can think…
Never believed this was real. It looks more like an attempt at black women bashing humor (along the lines of Norbit or Madea)…but it falls flat. Some women need to wear wigs and they really shouldn’t be mocked for it.
Thy wig hath*
I knew Alopecia was the devil…..
What the hell does that mean? Wingnuts.
I admit I haven’t been to church in a dog’s age, but which book of the Bible is that supposed to be?
None that I know of.
I’ve never understood baptists though.
my thoughts exactly….onew?
Fail. It is a sign generator. http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/sign06.php
Hhmmm… that abbreviation isn’t a book, even in the apocrypha, much less the normal cannon of the Bible. More wacko-christianesc bible-thumpers who never read the bible for what it says.
Ok, I admit it, I am stumped as to what this is referring to. Can someone help me out? (BTW, this is not in the Bible.)
‘Lace front wig’ = mistranslation of ‘merkin’
Wait, what? How can it be a mistranslation of merkin when merkin is English in the first place? I want to know what that Onew reference is from also. It is not a book in the bible that I am familiar with. Not that all church sign messages have to be bible quotes, but they put reference numbers like those used for bible quotes. Can we get more info please?
This is fake. Check this out:
http://www.practicalseo.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/seo-jokes-gravestone.jpg
Same sign… same weeds growing at base.
the only thing google returns when searching ‘onew’ is a south korean pop singer.
My guess is that it might be the last name of the pastor?
Please look at my previous post. It is not real. It is a sign generator on the internet where you can type anything you want.
http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/sign06.php
I know it’s probably a dig at women wearing wigs but I really don’t get it.
I had to look up what a “lace front wig” is:
http://www.pinklacewigs.com/What-are-Lace-Wigs_ep_29.html
Somebody changed the letters around (maybe even added or subtracted a few). Anybody have a try for the original writing? Even if covered by glass a church might be trusting and leave it unlocked.
Exactly. Missouri has some rowdy teenagers with not much to do.
It is not a real sign. You can go to a web site and make them. See my previous posts!
http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/sign06.php
Are you all NEW to the INNERWEBZ?
Seriously, it’s a church sign generator. You can make it say whatever you wan.
I made this sign like 2 years ago on Church Sign Generator. It is a dig at women that wear “Lace Front Wigs”. I hate lace front wigs,& so do a lot of other men,it makes a woman look like she is wearing a football helmet. I made many different church signs on that thing. One of my friends a former Pastor posted this link on my facebook page,& reading y’all trying to figure it out has made me fall out laughing!!!! I am far from Christian,I don’t believe in a meddlesome God,but I probably know the bible better than most of y’all….ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!
I don’t get the lace front wig hate. I’m actually wearing one now and it’s indistinguishable from real hair. Are people wearing them without trimming the excess lace off first? That’s the only thing I can think…
Never believed this was real. It looks more like an attempt at black women bashing humor (along the lines of Norbit or Madea)…but it falls flat. Some women need to wear wigs and they really shouldn’t be mocked for it.