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So awesome, I’m powerless to do anything but deal with it.
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ZOMG DRESS SWEATPANTS
THEY JUST STARTED MAKING THESE A COUPLE WEEKS AGO.
THE BARRIER BETWEEN CASUAL AND CLASSY HAS BEEN BROKEN; THE TWO ARE NO LONGER MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE
I HAVE NOT BEEN THIS PUMPED SINCE THE SUIT PAJAMAS
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Via: newsfeed.time.com

My new secret paranoia every time I go through drive-thrus.
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Wearing all of one color is obnoxious enough, but you had to pick teal? That color is an abomination. I’m only exaggerating a little bit.
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A list of our grievances with your Etsy listing:
1. It’s obvious you love your body, and that’s great, especially after it’s been through at least one pregnancy and labor. But you’re on a site for selling handmade craft products, not your body, so please consider that before you point the camera directly at the cavernous maw between your widely spread legs.
2. You’re modelling the same string bikini you’re selling? Anyone who even considers buying it will have to take into account that it’s already been used as your own personal butthole floss.
3. Of all the parts of your body, those areas are the WORST to get wool-induced itchiness and rashes.
4. NINETY-FIVE DOLLARS??!!?!??!????? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)
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Via: www.regretsy.com

That clinches it. I’m never going to East Asia. They’re just too culturally advanced for me.
Submitted by: Medicineman

I would do terrible things to have a classmate like that.
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