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This girl looks like trouble, doesn’t she? I’ll bet she puts all that lipstick on after her mom drops her off at school and then rats her hair out in the bathroom at the mall, where she snuck off to without permission.
We should tell her dad.
Submitted by: Steve
Oh. Um, never mind.
Submitted by: Anon
This is a leaked promotional shot from Lou Ferrigno’s upcoming teen comedy, 17 Again, Again: 17 Squared, where he plays the girl who sat next to you in sixth-grade math and snapped her gum a lot. Initially, the director (Michael Bay) didn’t even want to consider him for the role, but Lou really killed it at the audition. The man wields a protractor and Lisa Frank notebook pretty convincingly.
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Jack Sprett could use no AquaNet
His wife could use no pomade
And so between them both you see,
They cleaned out their local Rite Aid
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I believe it was philosopher George Santayana who said, “Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.”
And yet I can’t help but think that if the whole world collectively forgot the 80s in their entirety, the human race would be a happier one altogether.
Hell, I remember the past just fine, but so far that doesn’t seem to be doing anything to make the latest styles from American Apparel go away.
Submitted By: David M
What I don’t understand about this picture is all the beaming delight. What could these freaks possibly be so damn happy about? Was AquaNet on sale at Walmart? Did the meth lab have a particularly good year?
The kid’s got it right though. That forced smile just screams, “Eleven years till I move out. Eleven years till I move out. Please, god, don’t let those years of hairspray inhalation affect my college applications.”
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When “forgetting” to wear a shirt under your T.J. Maxx motorcycle jacket has failed you, one surefire way to get attention is to be literally the largest thing in the room, so no matter how hard everyone tries, they just can’t ignore you. You may have singlehandedly destroyed the ozone layer with the amount of hairspray it took to achieve this feat, but when your gravitational pull causes the birth of an entire new solar system orbiting around your giant hair, people will get over it.
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