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Isn’t the acceptance of tips for your services as a man whore exactly what makes you a man whore rather than just a man slut?
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Get the Hose
Mar. 19, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
Uh oh, she’s starting to pant. Did you make sure that her water bowl was filled up? I’d say we should toss her in the swimming pool and let her cool off a bit, but I’m afraid it would screw up the chemical balance beyond repair.
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Sometimes She Thinks He Enjoys Torturing Her So
Jan. 13, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
Georg von Feierabend and his girlfriend Baroness Schnitzel arrive at the gala. As usual, she is thoroughly disgusted with his selection of neckwear and doesn’t care who knows it.
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We Should Start Lining the Fences with Sensible Clothing and Understated Makeup
Dec. 21, 2009
What the—oh god, not again. Dammit, another Ganguro girl is pooping in the yard. HEY! Hey you! Yes, you. Get out of here! Shoo. GO!
She’s not leaving. Will someone get some pots to bang together and make a lot of noise? That usually scares them off. Get my shovel too.
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Troubled by the Living?
Nov. 4, 2009
Submitted by: Natalie
You know, Betelgeuse was actually kind of cute when he was in high school.
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You Do Know That Halloween Is Still Two Weeks Away, Right?
Oct. 19, 2009
Submitted by: Bacon
I think I’ve maybe been writing this blog for too long, because the first thing I thought when I saw this picture was, “What the hell? Scorpions don’t have just one eye!”
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We Volunteer This Hairstyle For Kindling At Burning Man
Aug. 27, 2009
Submitted by: Anon
It seems that we can frequently depend on the people in the lower right-hand corner of a photo to sum up the situation at hand with their facial expressions. In this case, the chick that looks kind of like Drew Barrymore is at once appalled by this Sno-Cone of a hairstyle and also a little pissed that she didn’t think up such an attention-grabbing ploy herself. “Jell-O Jigglers mohawk AND eyebrows dyed to match? BITCH!”
Meanwhile, cocaine-shirt guy is starting to wonder if he’s on the verge of a paranoid freak-out, and trucker-hat kid, who clearly has a case of the munchies, just got a major jones for some Skittles. But, feeling around in his pockets, he finds that he has none.
Basically, this woman has ruined at least three people’s day, in addition to my own. Between her and tribal-tat girl over there on the left, I’m pretty sure this festival is going to be canceled next year.
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Ahhh, La Belle Femme Skunk Fatale!
Aug. 20, 2009
Submitted by: Anon
Something about this hairstyle makes me expect Pepé le Pew to pop into the frame and accost this woman with l’amour. I wonder what it could be…
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