Submitted by: jaaaaaaaaaaack via Submission Page
You KNOW this guy sings “Beautiful” in front of the mirror every night before bed. And possibly twice a day on weekends.
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Business Bozo
May. 9, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
Ah, the clown mullet: Business up front; sad, multicolored trainwreck of a life in back.
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It Doesn’t Explain the Sleeveless Shirts
Dec. 8, 2009
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Submitted by: Vojtech
I’ve been sitting here wondering what it is about faux baldness that causes people to wear stupid sunglasses. Is it something out of a Jackass episode that I missed? A ritual from some sort of secret fraternal society? Then I came across this:
Submitted by: Tyler S
Someone, please. Get this guy some stupid sunglasses. I’ll pay for them. Just do it fast.
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Psst… Your Thunderdome Is Showing
Aug. 21, 2009
Submitted By: Anonymous
This is what Bono will look like in the post-apocalyptic future (or while tripping balls at Burning Man this summer — take your pick). The Edge will sport a similar look, except each head in his decapitated-doll mohawk will be wearing a tiny knit cap.
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Redefining High-Maintenance
Aug. 14, 2009
Submitted By: Anonymous
Every time I go to my hair stylist, I try to emphasize my need for a low-maintenance haircut. I don’t like to get up early, I don’t like to use curling irons or straightening irons or any other kind of irons, and I don’t like nearly dying of asphyxiation in a cloud of hairspray every morning.
Yet, she never seems to listen to me, and invariably I end up with something that requires blow-drying, multiple products, or some other kind of fussing.
This guy obviously has the same problem. I just hope for his sake that he doesn’t have a tattoo of Amy Winehouse on the other side of his head, because lord knows it would be a bitch trying to get her tiny beehive just right every morning and still making it to work on time.
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Why Do I Get The Feeling That He’s Not Wearing Pants?
Jul. 20, 2009
Submitted By: Anonymous
Is there anything creepier than pervy-looking dude in a black mesh tank top?
As it turns out? Yes: a pervy-looking dude in a black mesh tank top with that hair. He couldn’t look creepier if he had a tattoo on his shoulder of JonBenét Ramsey deep-throating a bottle of Mike’s Hard Lemonade.
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Words. I Have None.
Jun. 16, 2009
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