
It makes it really hard to age gracefully when some parts of you are 70 years old and other parts are only 15 or 20.
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It makes it really hard to age gracefully when some parts of you are 70 years old and other parts are only 15 or 20.

It may have taken until she was 102 years old, but once Gerturde hit her goal weight of 85 pounds, there was no stopping her from hitting the beach in a bikini.

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A week later, Steve’s tour of duty ended and he went home to his life in America. But Elena never forgot him. Never.

Submitted by: Miami Da Beach via Submission Page
How innovative! Rather than exposing her behind from the underside of her skirt, this woman has chosen to do it from over the waistband. This is the kind of forward-thinking we need in the skank fashion industry.

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So apparently standing around in a bikini with a belt cinched around his gut is what this guy does. What do you call that, exactly? “Occupation” doesn’t seem right, though he is apparently making an income now. Performance art? Mental illness? Felony extortion?

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Isn’t the acceptance of tips for your services as a man whore exactly what makes you a man whore rather than just a man slut?

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I don’t know what’s going on in this picture. I just know that I’m going to start carrying pepper spray with me at the beach.

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Um, okay. I know that my concern is supposed to be with Grandpa No-Shirt back there and whatever he’s got going on in his garbage bag of wonders. But I can’t help but be distracted by the fact that the woman in the pink bikini has knockers that are LITERALLY bigger than her head. It took me ten minutes to even notice that her friend is walking around in her underwear. I guess I would too if I were competing with the eighth and ninth wonders of the world.

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My first thought was that Wolfman Jackass here gets his thrills strolling the beach and asking ladies to pose with him and his headdress from hell. But then I noticed that these women happen to be wearing fur bikinis, so they must be somehow involved in this tomfoolery. Fur. BIKINIS. Two words that do not belong together.