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Submitted by: Unknown

It might be fun at first, but sooner or later you’ll find a highschool dropout smuggling cocaine and bootleg American Apparel across the Mexican border and wishing your parents had grounded you until you finished your homework more often.
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You really want to be noticed don’t you?
Submitted by: Monky Magic for Gold

People always warn against putting all of your eggs in one basket, but sometimes, you just have to do it. The real question is, what is in the eggs? Easter Bunnies? Jelly Beans? Travel sized hair products? We may never know.
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Submitted by: Kozmoe
The offspring that results from breeding a leopard with a hyena is actually a lot less odd looking than you would think. The most unusual trait is its tendency to take camera-phone self-portraits for its MySpace page. Most normal leopards prefer Facebook, while hyenas never moved on from Friendster.
Submitted by: Anon
No really, I’ve seen this court-jester crap come up a couple times, and I don’t understand it. So could someone please explain it to me? Is it some sort of divining device you use to find water at the post-apocalyptic harvest festival this woman appears to be dressed for? Or maybe looking like you have the bottom half of a scarecrow stuck to your head keeps the birds away? Is she auditioning for the Broadway production of Bride of Frankenstein: The Early Years?
Help me out here, people.