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It’s Probably Better Your Parents Aren’t This Cool
Jun. 1, 2011
It might be fun at first, but sooner or later you’ll find a highschool dropout smuggling cocaine and bootleg American Apparel across the Mexican border and wishing your parents had grounded you until you finished your homework more often.
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So. Many. Colors.
Feb. 23, 2011
You really want to be noticed don’t you?
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How Do You Even Eat?
Feb. 13, 2011
All Your Eggs In One Basket
Apr. 2, 2010
People always warn against putting all of your eggs in one basket, but sometimes, you just have to do it. The real question is, what is in the eggs? Easter Bunnies? Jelly Beans? Travel sized hair products? We may never know.
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Rawr
Oct. 9, 2009
Submitted by: Kozmoe
The offspring that results from breeding a leopard with a hyena is actually a lot less odd looking than you would think. The most unusual trait is its tendency to take camera-phone self-portraits for its MySpace page. Most normal leopards prefer Facebook, while hyenas never moved on from Friendster.
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Seriously, What Is This?
Sep. 1, 2009
Submitted by: Anon
No really, I’ve seen this court-jester crap come up a couple times, and I don’t understand it. So could someone please explain it to me? Is it some sort of divining device you use to find water at the post-apocalyptic harvest festival this woman appears to be dressed for? Or maybe looking like you have the bottom half of a scarecrow stuck to your head keeps the birds away? Is she auditioning for the Broadway production of Bride of Frankenstein: The Early Years?
Help me out here, people.
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Thanks, Now I Have That Song From The Nutcracker Stuck In My Head
Aug. 31, 2009
Submitted by: Anon
The execution might leave a little something to be desired, but I have to give this guy props for shaving Tetris into the side of his head AND going to all the trouble of dying the pieces different colors. Lord knows that when I tried to do the same thing with Prince of Persia, the results were less than stellar.
Also, I’m finally convinced that the Tetris Effect is real, because HOLY CRAP all I can think about is rotating that orange piece 180 degrees before it lands
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We Volunteer This Hairstyle For Kindling At Burning Man
Aug. 27, 2009
Submitted by: Anon
It seems that we can frequently depend on the people in the lower right-hand corner of a photo to sum up the situation at hand with their facial expressions. In this case, the chick that looks kind of like Drew Barrymore is at once appalled by this Sno-Cone of a hairstyle and also a little pissed that she didn’t think up such an attention-grabbing ploy herself. “Jell-O Jigglers mohawk AND eyebrows dyed to match? BITCH!”
Meanwhile, cocaine-shirt guy is starting to wonder if he’s on the verge of a paranoid freak-out, and trucker-hat kid, who clearly has a case of the munchies, just got a major jones for some Skittles. But, feeling around in his pockets, he finds that he has none.
Basically, this woman has ruined at least three people’s day, in addition to my own. Between her and tribal-tat girl over there on the left, I’m pretty sure this festival is going to be canceled next year.
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Sunbathing’s Fine If It’s Once In A While
Aug. 26, 2009
Submitted by: Beatriz V
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I’ve got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you’ll listen to me
What do you get when you dye your hair green,
And on the Internet your picture is seen?
This photo’s so awful I can barely look
Are you in jail, about to be booked?
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dare
Don’t use a marker to color your hair
You will end up with this guy’s ‘do
Like an Oompa Loompa doompadee do!
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