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People always warn against putting all of your eggs in one basket, but sometimes, you just have to do it. The real question is, what is in the eggs? Easter Bunnies? Jelly Beans? Travel sized hair products? We may never know.
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Submitted by: Beatriz V
Sure, it may just be the wind, but I prefer to think that after a bad e-meter reading, this hairstyle was some sort of Scientological penance Tom was requred to perform. “We’re suspending your Operating Thetan status, Tom. Go out and wear this hairstyle for a few weeks, and we’ll revisit the issue.” They put some goop in his hair, sent him away, and giggled to themselves — “what should we make him do next?”
Submitted by: Anon
No really, I’ve seen this court-jester crap come up a couple times, and I don’t understand it. So could someone please explain it to me? Is it some sort of divining device you use to find water at the post-apocalyptic harvest festival this woman appears to be dressed for? Or maybe looking like you have the bottom half of a scarecrow stuck to your head keeps the birds away? Is she auditioning for the Broadway production of Bride of Frankenstein: The Early Years?
Help me out here, people.
Image Credit: Nostalgiaholic.com
Laugh all you want, but in the 70s, this was actually a highly practical hairstyle for your average mechanical engineering student. These days most of the calculations are done on one’s laptop, but back then students had to carry a slide rule, protractor, compass, several notebooks, a gaggle of #2 pencils, and the latest issue of Galaxy Science Fiction magazine. Where do you think this guy kept all that stuff?
Submitted By: Anonymous
You know what I love about runway fashion? The way it so easily translates into day-to-day wear. I’m going to use this look tonight for an evening on the town. I just hope I have enough time after work to stop by my parents’ house and dig my stuffed animals out of the garage. And for the glue to dry.
Submitted By: Michael R
With a rising unemployment rate and budget cuts slashing funds for highway signage, West Palm Beach, Florida, implements a controversial WPA-style measure to combat both problems at once.
Submitted By: Anonymous
GIRL: Oh my god, there’s Tyler. Okay okay, I’m finally going to talk to him tonight.
BOY: I wonder if anyone’s gonna bring any beer tonight.
GIRL: I’ll have to walk by him again in the other direction so he can see the big “A” I spray-painted on my hair.
BOY: I’m so glad I didn’t do up my mohawk tonight. This party is totally chill and I would have looked like I was trying way too hard.
GIRL: I overheard him telling someone at Starbucks last week that he thinks the government sucks.
BOY: I shouldn’t have had that third Frappucino. All the caffeine is making it hard to maintain my disinterested slouch.
GIRL: I read the whole William Godwin Wikipedia article before I got here so I’d have something to talk to him about.
BOY: This music kinda blows. I wish they’d play some Pennywise.
GIRL: Okay, first a trip to the bathroom to put on some Dr. Pepper Lip Smackers and then I’ll go talk to him.
BOY: Aw man, Good Charlotte? I’m outta here.
Submitted By: Anonymous
I think Dad’s expression down there in the lower right really says it all. Sigh.
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