
Submitted by: Lea
They say that people eventually start to look like their pets. I hope this guy knows that that’s not, like, the law, or anything.
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Submitted by: Lea
They say that people eventually start to look like their pets. I hope this guy knows that that’s not, like, the law, or anything.

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
These are the things that I noticed about this picture, in the order that I noticed them:
1. Dog.
2. Mustache.
3. Dog!
4. Mullet?
5. Popped collar.
6. DOG!!
7. Sunglasses, hand weight, white wine (I kind of noticed all of those at the same time)
8. Shorts.
9. Dog!
10. Wait a second . . .
11. DOG!!!
12. Is that . . . in his shorts . . . ?
13. Let’s just keep looking at the dog!!
14. Oh no. Please tell me it’s not.
15. DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG!!!!!!!!!!!
16. [violent sobbing]

Submitted by: Electrichaze via Submission Page
Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the bushes at roadside truck stops?
Well you’re not going to find out today, since these hipster idiots are blocking the view.

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Hey there, Bob Weird, I think that when a tiny civilization springs up on your scalp—as evidenced by the flag they’ve erected—it’s time to wash your hair. Do it for the dog.

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
They say that redheads are temperamental, but I don’t buy into that stuff. Although, this, um . . . lady? does seem a bit on edge.
We should probably increase our sample size though, just to be sure.
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
Yep, definitely temperamental.

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I can tell just by looking at this picture that these two are off to get matching mani-pedis. If ONLY I knew what color polish they were going to get. . . .

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
I KNEW I heard someone rummaging through my recycling bin last night. Excuse me, Bobby Trendy, I ask that you kindly give me back that giant wad aluminum foil. Stealing from the city’s recycling program hurts all of us.

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
Uh oh, she’s starting to pant. Did you make sure that her water bowl was filled up? I’d say we should toss her in the swimming pool and let her cool off a bit, but I’m afraid it would screw up the chemical balance beyond repair.

I look at this picture and immediately think, “Hmm, the dog’s the only one wearing pants. He must be the brains of this operation.”
Time to rethink some of the choices you’ve made in life.