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Cute Couple

Jessica — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 17:00:56 +0000

Submitted by: Lea

They say that people eventually start to look like their pets. I hope this guy knows that that’s not, like, the law, or anything.

Have I Mentioned the Dog?

Jessica — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 13:00:10 +0000

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These are the things that I noticed about this picture, in the order that I noticed them:

1. Dog.
2. Mustache.
3. Dog!
4. Mullet?
5. Popped collar.
6. DOG!!
7. Sunglasses, hand weight, white wine (I kind of noticed all of those at the same time)
8. Shorts.
9. Dog!
10. Wait a second . . .
11. DOG!!!
12. Is that . . . in his shorts . . . ?
13. Let’s just keep looking at the dog!!
14. Oh no. Please tell me it’s not.
15. DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG!!!!!!!!!!!
16. [violent sobbing]

This Makes Sense

Jessica — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 13:00:34 +0000

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Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the bushes at roadside truck stops?

Well you’re not going to find out today, since these hipster idiots are blocking the view.

So THAT’S Where All My Highlighters Went

Jessica — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 13:00:23 +0000

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Hey there, Bob Weird, I think that when a tiny civilization springs up on your scalp—as evidenced by the flag they’ve erected—it’s time to wash your hair. Do it for the dog.

Why So Serious?

Jessica — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 13:00:12 +0000

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They say that redheads are temperamental, but I don’t buy into that stuff. Although, this, um . . . lady? does seem a bit on edge.

We should probably increase our sample size though, just to be sure.

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Yep, definitely temperamental.

Travels With Charlene

Jessica — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 13:00:01 +0000

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I can tell just by looking at this picture that these two are off to get matching mani-pedis. If ONLY I knew what color polish they were going to get. . . .

Also, Karl Lagerfeld Would Like to Have a Word With You About That Necklace

Jessica — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 13:00:21 +0000

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I KNEW I heard someone rummaging through my recycling bin last night. Excuse me, Bobby Trendy, I ask that you kindly give me back that giant wad aluminum foil. Stealing from the city’s recycling program hurts all of us.

Get the Hose

Jessica — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 13:00:35 +0000

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Uh oh, she’s starting to pant. Did you make sure that her water bowl was filled up? I’d say we should toss her in the swimming pool and let her cool off a bit, but I’m afraid it would screw up the chemical balance beyond repair.

Maybe You Could Give the Dog Some Tips on Hair Styling Though

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 17:00:59 +0000

I look at this picture and immediately think, “Hmm, the dog’s the only one wearing pants. He must be the brains of this operation.”

Time to rethink some of the choices you’ve made in life.