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God I think it might have winked at me too…
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I’ve seen neckbeards before, but this is the first I’ve seen that looks like its owner actually wants it to be there. It’s somewhat trimmed and its borders are well-defined, it’s just sitting several inches lower than it should.
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The top “manly” line is already pretty far down from the face. They should turn this into a turtleneck and label the top line “neckbeardly.”
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Wikipedia: Except for the aye-aye and the Lac Alaotra gentle lemur, lemurs are seasonal breeders with very short mating and birth seasons influenced by the highly seasonal availability of resources in their environment. Mating seasons usually last less than three weeks each year, with the female vagina opening up only during a few hours or days of her most receptive time of estrus.
Damn. Oh well, back to the drawing board.

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You guys, I might be going out on a limb here, but I’m starting to think that maybe—just maybe—this guy is an attention whore. Long shot, I know, but it’s just a feeling I get.

Submitted by: Caity
Oh look, it’s our old friend, and this time he’s apparently decided to drag his bird down with him instead of his dog.
I don’t get it though—are they BOTH bridesmaids, or just Bob? Maybe the bird is the ring bearer.

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So THAT’S what goes on in Bohemian Grove. No wonder they don’t want pictures taken.