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Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
What do you guys think? I found it on the sale rack at Urban Outfitters. Normally I don’t like shirts with people’s faces on them, but this guy is SO GOOD LOOKING!
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
June 12, 1982
“This meeting of the Mustache Club of Reedley, CA, will now come to order. First order of business: club photo today. I brought in my camera with the automatic timer. Jerry, WHY are you wearing denim shorts? You knew we were taking the picture today. I told you, like, a hundred times. Why are you smiling like that?”
Submitted by: Domino Glenrio via Submission Page
Yeah, screw those disgusting fake orange tans! A chic “minstrel show glow” is the new hotness.
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
There is so much going on in this picture that I just don’t know where to begin. In fact, I think I could crop out all but a single pixel and STILL have enough to write a shrill and indignant dissertation on. An entire mustache might make me blow a gasket.
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
These are the things that I noticed about this picture, in the order that I noticed them:
1. Dog.
2. Mustache.
3. Dog!
4. Mullet?
5. Popped collar.
6. DOG!!
7. Sunglasses, hand weight, white wine (I kind of noticed all of those at the same time)
8. Shorts.
9. Dog!
10. Wait a second . . .
11. DOG!!!
12. Is that . . . in his shorts . . . ?
13. Let’s just keep looking at the dog!!
14. Oh no. Please tell me it’s not.
15. DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG!!!!!!!!!!!
16. [violent sobbing]
Submitted by: Anna
Oh my god, that hair is RIDICULOUS. Fuzzy little white pigtails? Who DOES that?!
Submitted by: Shoshanna
I have a variety of reactions to beards. Sometimes I find that they look distinguished. Other times I think they can be affected or intimidating. Beware of chin.
Submitted by: Anna
Perfect. Now he has a place to keep his pet hamster without having to lug around a bulky Habitrail all the time. Buster will be so happy!
Submitted by: Regina via Vampire Freaks
Pull the correct cord, and you’ll get a prize. But beware: pull the wrong one and you’ll get a painfully detailed explanation of why the 1977 concert at Cornell is the best Grateful Dead bootleg of all time, but not the best show to have seen live. Unfortunately, that’s also the prize.
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