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That Family Must Go Through Some Hairspray
Nov. 21, 2010
Submitted by: Unknown
I bet that whole family has barbed tongues, because boy do they tease their hair!!! ZING!
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The AquaNet Doesn’t Fall Far from the Tree
Oct. 16, 2009
Image Source: KittyKatFish
This girl looks like trouble, doesn’t she? I’ll bet she puts all that lipstick on after her mom drops her off at school and then rats her hair out in the bathroom at the mall, where she snuck off to without permission.
We should tell her dad.
Submitted by: Steve
Oh. Um, never mind.
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This’ll Show Him
Oct. 15, 2009
Submitted by: James G
Fiona St. Regis-on-Kelly couldn’t believe that her soon-to-be-ex-husband had shown his face at opening night of the opera with that hairsprayed hussy in tow, right in the midst of their vitriolic divorce. So tonight, knowing full well that he’d be at the benefit gala for a mutual friend’s charity (that provides job-training for former Hamptons gang members), she brought a secret weapon. Poor Otto von Hofbrau had no idea that he was nothing more than a pawn in their bitter game.
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DJMH Exclusive!
Sep. 23, 2009
Submitted by: Anon
This is a leaked promotional shot from Lou Ferrigno’s upcoming teen comedy, 17 Again, Again: 17 Squared, where he plays the girl who sat next to you in sixth-grade math and snapped her gum a lot. Initially, the director (Michael Bay) didn’t even want to consider him for the role, but Lou really killed it at the audition. The man wields a protractor and Lisa Frank notebook pretty convincingly.
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We Volunteer This Hairstyle For Kindling At Burning Man
Aug. 27, 2009
Submitted by: Anon
It seems that we can frequently depend on the people in the lower right-hand corner of a photo to sum up the situation at hand with their facial expressions. In this case, the chick that looks kind of like Drew Barrymore is at once appalled by this Sno-Cone of a hairstyle and also a little pissed that she didn’t think up such an attention-grabbing ploy herself. “Jell-O Jigglers mohawk AND eyebrows dyed to match? BITCH!”
Meanwhile, cocaine-shirt guy is starting to wonder if he’s on the verge of a paranoid freak-out, and trucker-hat kid, who clearly has a case of the munchies, just got a major jones for some Skittles. But, feeling around in his pockets, he finds that he has none.
Basically, this woman has ruined at least three people’s day, in addition to my own. Between her and tribal-tat girl over there on the left, I’m pretty sure this festival is going to be canceled next year.
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Why’d It Suddenly Get Dark? Oh, Right, Because You Eclipsed The Sun.
Jul. 23, 2009
Image Credit: Cheesy Goodness
When “forgetting” to wear a shirt under your T.J. Maxx motorcycle jacket has failed you, one surefire way to get attention is to be literally the largest thing in the room, so no matter how hard everyone tries, they just can’t ignore you. You may have singlehandedly destroyed the ozone layer with the amount of hairspray it took to achieve this feat, but when your gravitational pull causes the birth of an entire new solar system orbiting around your giant hair, people will get over it.
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Back To The Mothership
May. 28, 2009
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