Image Credit: The Beauty Stop
Oh no, were you just electrocuted?!
No? Well then there’s no excuse for this.
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Oh My God!!
Aug. 5, 2009
The Higher The Hair, The Closer To God
Jul. 24, 2009
Image Credit: Zoice
I guess if the Second Coming happens anytime soon and Jesus needs to make a crash landing when he gets to Earth, he could “use” these three as cushioning by bouncing off their well-coiffed heads before hitting the pavement. Sure, he might get impaled by a rogue bobby pin, but that would be small potatoes for him, now wouldn’t it?
Insane hair aside, my favorite part of this whole thing is the absence of a comma in “Jesus use me.” So instead of an address to Our Lord and Savior, it sounds like a sobbing-drunk complaint about a negligent boyfriend. As in:
THE FAITH TONE WITH GLASSES: “Bernice, tell me what’s wrong.”
THE FAITH TONE WITH THE BIGGEST HAIR: “Itss Jesus. Heese…heese a jerk. A JERK!”
GLASSES: “What has he done now?”
BIG HAIR: “Heese always off with that M-mary M-m-magdalen. That… that HUSSY. When he wass…wass reshurrected?! He apperred to her FIRST! Whuttabout m-ME?!”
G: “Well Bernice, she IS one of his disciples…”
BH: “Oh so now sheese better’n me? Djuno whut, Gladys? This hole time, Jesus…heese just ben usin’ me. He USE me!”
G: “Now, Bernice, I wouldn’t say—“
BH: “JESUS USE ME!”
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It Also Appears That Her Makeup Is Wearing Makeup
Jul. 22, 2009
Image Credit: eBaum’s World
Awesome. A hairdo that has its own hairdo. I’ll bet if you look closely at that mall-claw’s side-ponytail, it has a tiny bleached mullet. And the mullet has a mohawk. And the mohawk has a bad perm. And so on. It’s like the genealogy of Jesus. But with 80s hair. And retarded.
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The Divine Beehive of Miss Donna Martin.
Jun. 24, 2009
Image Credit: CpInternet
Could this be a young Candy Spelling? The first thing that came to mind when I gazed upon the glory of this divine ‘hive is Donna going retro for the prom! OMGZ. Retro 50′s 90210 prom. LET’S MAKE A MOVIE GUYS! What? Does Luke Perry really have anything better to do right now?
Candy & Tori Spelling
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