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I have a theory that Dov Charney is secretly trying to make young men unattractive by releasing increasingly hideous lines of American Apparel clothing. In a few years, when an entire generation of hipster males just looks too ridiculous to get laid, Dov gets all the ladies for himself.
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Getting drunk and waking up in a ditch is one thing, but getting drunk and waking up in an electroclash duo is a WHOLE OTHER STORY.
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What do you guys think? I found it on the sale rack at Urban Outfitters. Normally I don’t like shirts with people’s faces on them, but this guy is SO GOOD LOOKING!
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Now available at American Apparel: new looks to get back at your dad for not paying enough attention to you. Available in 16 different colors.
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These are the things that I noticed about this picture, in the order that I noticed them:
1. Dog.
2. Mustache.
3. Dog!
4. Mullet?
5. Popped collar.
6. DOG!!
7. Sunglasses, hand weight, white wine (I kind of noticed all of those at the same time)
8. Shorts.
9. Dog!
10. Wait a second . . .
11. DOG!!!
12. Is that . . . in his shorts . . . ?
13. Let’s just keep looking at the dog!!
14. Oh no. Please tell me it’s not.
15. DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG!!!!!!!!!!!
16. [violent sobbing]
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If you think this is weird, wait until you see what she’s got on underneath this layer. I don’t know HOW you fit deep–V-neck stretch-velvet minidress underneath a gold lamé cat suit (especially when it’s already layered over an oversized men’s denim work shirt), but these hipsters today take their clothes seriously.
Submitted by: Anon
Sure, we love barbershop quartets. And yes, the many strange stories of Rasputin enthrall us. But who knew they went so well together? This guy did.
He frequently sings this, to the tune of “hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal”:
“If I am killed by common assassins, and especially by my brothers the Russian peasants, you, Tsar of Russia, will have nothing to fear for your children, they will reign for hundreds of years in Russia. But if I am murdered by boyars, nobles, and if they shed my blood, their hands will remain soiled with my blood, for twenty-five years they will not wash their hands from my blood. They will leave Russia. Brothers will kill brothers, and they will kill each other and hate each other, and for twenty-five years there will be no nobles in the country. Tsar of the land of Russia, if you hear the sound of the bell which will tell you that Grigori has been killed, you must know this: if it was your relations who have wrought my death, then no one in the family, that is to say, none of your children or relations, will remain alive for more than two years. They will be killed by the Russian people.”
Yeah, it doesn’t always fit. But it does when HE sings it.
Submitted by: Tina T
Judging from this picture, the latest trend in hipster fashion is shaving the sides of your head to look like the Saved by the Bell title sequence. Snore. Wake me up when people start buzzing their locks to look like the Seattle skyline from Frasier. Or the intro to COPS. Oh, wait.
Submitted by: Anon
Something about this hairstyle makes me expect Pepé le Pew to pop into the frame and accost this woman with l’amour. I wonder what it could be…
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