Submitted by: Unknown
Who lets little kids go on an African safari all by themselves. I don’t care how expensive their tiny looking adult clothes are, this screams parental negligence.
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Baby’s First Makeover
Sep. 18, 2010
Submitted by: Unknown
Aww. Snooki was actually kind of cute when she was a just a little gherkin-eater!
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Those Were the Days. I’ve Heard
Jun. 16, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
Ah, remember the seventies? The glorious, Ritz cracker–filled, pre-orthodontic, coordinating outfits made entirely out of patchwork seventies?
Yeah, me neither.
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Admit it: You Had the Same Sweater
Jun. 16, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
Is this a picture of a real kid, or is it a late-80s action figure? I ask because it looks like he has the kind of hands that are molded to hold only objects with a cylindrical handle attached to the bottom, just like my brother’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles had.
And I don’t know what he’s rocking out to on that walkman, but I think I have a pretty good guess . . .
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Plus ça Change
May. 24, 2010
Submitted by: Jen via Submission Page
This is just adorable. I can almost hear the old-timey little-kid insults getting thrown around as this jaunty fellow gets the crap kicked out of him in the schoolyard. “Take THAT you slice of lukewarm meatloaf!” “I’m gonna hit you so hard that your face turns into tomato aspic!”
Okay, I don’t know any old-timey little-kid insults. They don’t focus on the kids enough in Mad Men.
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RAWR
May. 5, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
Does this come in adult sizes? Because I have some coworkers with whom I’d prefer communicate solely through bent-elbow roars.
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Also, Stay Out of Her Benzadrine
Nov. 18, 2009
Submitted by: Anna
You know what, Gertrude? You shouldn’t be putting on grandma’s wig. Because what you need are her dentures. Have you looked in the mirror lately?
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Trick or Treat
Nov. 9, 2009
Submitted by: Anon
Am I the only one who didn’t know that Budnick from Salute Your Shorts was in a metal band that, judging by this picture, traded heavily on prepubescent androgyne sexuality? And if so, then WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME?
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Forget the Candy. He Just Wants His Commission
Oct. 30, 2009
Submitted by: Anna
Happy Halloween, everyone! Do you guys all have your costumes ready? This kid does! He’s going as my parents’ real estate agent, circa 1985. It looks a bit understated in this picture, but if you could see his Lee Press-On nails and hear him exclaim “It’s GOHRgeous” with a New Jersey accent, you’d be convinced.
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Actually, I Quite Enjoy Class Photo Day. Quite.
Sep. 25, 2009
Submitted by: John
I can’t say anything bad about this kid, because I’m pretty sure he’s the one who helped me install Windows 3.1 on my IBM clone back in 1992. Sure, I had to listen to him talk about DOOM cheat codes the whole time, but if it weren’t for him, I never would have had Minesweeper. Or SkiFree!
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