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Sometimes people wear too many accessories and we hope they go on a fashion diet. This, however, is not what we mean by fashion diet. This is weird. This is lunch gone wrong. And no, dressing on the side will not help.
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Submitted by: Anna
Oh my god, that hair is RIDICULOUS. Fuzzy little white pigtails? Who DOES that?!
Submitted by: Anna
Listen, kid, there are certain things that you just don’t do. You don’t mess with a mama bear’s cubs unless you want to get mauled. You don’t refuse another serving of meatballs from your grandma unless you want to get slapped upside the head. You don’t run with scissors unless you want… actually I never knew what the big deal was about running with scissors.
And you certainly don’t steal The Donald’s hairstyle unless you want to get sued into next week.
Submitted By: Alan R
No one dilutes The Donald’s brand identity, see? Well, except that idiot Ivanka. But she’s family. What can you do?
Submitted by: Anna
Dammit, I HATE it when I miss an episode of Gossip Girl. Now I have no idea what’s going on here. What prompted Little Jenny to dye her hair red? Since when does Eric wear blue eye shadow? And why does Chuck have cotton candy on his head? I need to get a TiVo!
Submitted by: Anna
When the Cowardly Lion arrived in Emerald City, he learned that he already had what he’d been looking for all along; he just needed someone else to point out his courage for him.
I think this guy probably has a similar story. As long as you replace “courage” with “hair,” and “point out” with “shave off.”
Submitted by: Anna
Incoming graduate students at MIT’s Laser Research Facility are subject to some unique hazing rituals.
Submitted by: Anna
Señor Goldberg takes an odd tack in trying to explain to his Spanish class the difference between masculine and feminine nouns. Needless to say, the kids left class un poco confuso.
Submitted by: Anon
Sure, we love barbershop quartets. And yes, the many strange stories of Rasputin enthrall us. But who knew they went so well together? This guy did.
He frequently sings this, to the tune of “hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal”:
“If I am killed by common assassins, and especially by my brothers the Russian peasants, you, Tsar of Russia, will have nothing to fear for your children, they will reign for hundreds of years in Russia. But if I am murdered by boyars, nobles, and if they shed my blood, their hands will remain soiled with my blood, for twenty-five years they will not wash their hands from my blood. They will leave Russia. Brothers will kill brothers, and they will kill each other and hate each other, and for twenty-five years there will be no nobles in the country. Tsar of the land of Russia, if you hear the sound of the bell which will tell you that Grigori has been killed, you must know this: if it was your relations who have wrought my death, then no one in the family, that is to say, none of your children or relations, will remain alive for more than two years. They will be killed by the Russian people.”
Yeah, it doesn’t always fit. But it does when HE sings it.
Image Source: KittyKatFish
This girl looks like trouble, doesn’t she? I’ll bet she puts all that lipstick on after her mom drops her off at school and then rats her hair out in the bathroom at the mall, where she snuck off to without permission.
We should tell her dad.
Submitted by: Steve
Oh. Um, never mind.
Submitted by: Anon
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