
Submitted by: MildlyAmused
He was told that wearing these glasses would make everyone else look like a flamingo. But I think they put the lenses in backwards.
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Submitted by: MildlyAmused
He was told that wearing these glasses would make everyone else look like a flamingo. But I think they put the lenses in backwards.

Submitted by: dunno source
I actually . . . kind of want this dress.
Then again, I also want to replace all of the folders in my filing cabinet with Lisa Frank Trapper Keepers, so maybe I’m not the best person to ask.

Submitted by: dunno source
This is the Best. T-shirt. Ever. I will take a thousand of them and henceforth refuse to speak to, look at, or otherwise engage with any person who is not wearing it.

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Does this guy have a pink elephant on his shirt, or am I just really drunk? I think the left sleeve is supposed to be the trunk, but then again I also think the empty tequila bottle that just rolled off my desk was three-quarters full an hour ago.

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Thankfully, no one will be looking at either set of eyes, because it’s really the location of the lips that’s the most disturbing.

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All the ladies in France
Like to caper and prance
In their Peugeot Pants
Gonna make some romance
When I go out and dance
In my Peugeot Pants
The bouncer he grants
My posse en-ter-ance
When we wear Peugeot Pants

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Here’s a little something for you Futurama nerds. This hat not only keeps you warm, but allows you to perform botched surgical procedures on humans.

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Does this come in adult sizes? Because I have some coworkers with whom I’d prefer communicate solely through bent-elbow roars.

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Um, you know what? I think I’ll just have water, thanks.

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This is totally awesome, but I hope it comes with a warning label: “If your friends consume 3 or more alcoholic beverages per day, consult a girlfriend before wearing this shirt out. Alcohol consumption may increase risk of venetian blinds shirt getting drawn in public.”