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Wench! Fill This Goblet with an Elixir of Mead and Red Bull at Once!

Jessica — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 17:00:19 +0000

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Ren fairs and rave culture were bound to intersect at some point. I had hoped that it would be after I was long gone, but alas.

That’s Just Too Much. You Can’t Use Liquid Eyeliner AND White Eyeshadow

Jessica — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 17:00:27 +0000

Submitted by: Viejomj

Good news you guys! Telly Savalas isn’t dead. He’s just been hiding out here with Uncle Fester.

Tourists

Jessica — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 13:00:49 +0000

Submitted by: Alison Kates

There’s actually a good explanation for this. The flash on his camera broke, so they had to wear outfits that were bright enough to illuminate any photo op.

Right? No? I’m trying here, okay?

You Know, Decent Clothes Are Available Over-the-Counter

Jessica — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 13:00:53 +0000

Submitted by: Unknown

Lady, I hope that you’re picking up a prescription for a bra and some common sense pills because OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?!

Think Pink. Break Brain

Jessica — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 17:00:30 +0000

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Well, you have to admire her commitment to a certain aesthetic.

Or, wait, do you? Maybe not. Actually, I don’t think you do. Never mind. This is ridiculous.

So THAT’S What “Sugar T*ts” Means

Jessica — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 13:00:27 +0000

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Two words I never thought I’d type together: Cupcake Pasties.

Cupcake pasties. Cupcake. PASTIES. Stick a cake tester in me I’M DONE!

Travels With Charlene

Jessica — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 13:00:01 +0000

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I can tell just by looking at this picture that these two are off to get matching mani-pedis. If ONLY I knew what color polish they were going to get. . . .

Get the Hose

Jessica — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 13:00:35 +0000

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Uh oh, she’s starting to pant. Did you make sure that her water bowl was filled up? I’d say we should toss her in the swimming pool and let her cool off a bit, but I’m afraid it would screw up the chemical balance beyond repair.

Grandpa’s Off His Meds Again

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 14:00:26 +0000

Wait, WAIT! You can’t go out of the house like THAT! You might get a run in your stockings!

So THAT’S Where All my Pink Highlighters Went

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:00:14 +0000

Submitted by: Anon

You just know that on Halloween this girl dyes her hair brown and puts it up into a sensible French twist.

This will scare the other kids at Hot Topic!