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Dad?

Jessica — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 13:00:56 +0000

Submitted by: Frank

I think that Lady Gaga’s influence has reached full market saturation.

Ice Ninja

Jessica — Wed, 22 Sep 2010 17:00:35 +0000

Submitted by: Unknown

A tenuous photobomb, but a photobomb nonetheless.

The Patron Saint of People in the Lower Right

Jessica — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 13:00:34 +0000

Submitted by: Unknown

That face . . .

It’s the face of having seen things that cannot be unseen.

So Close

Jessica — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 13:00:48 +0000

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

I would quip that sweater dresses and tights don’t mix, but really, is that even a dress? You’re asking for trouble if you try to pass off a shirt as a dress. Just ask Lindsay Lohan.

You Forgot Something

Jessica — Sat, 07 Aug 2010 13:00:21 +0000

Submitted by: TRON via Submission Page

*puts spare change in cup*

*hopes that the girl on the left collects enough money to buy a pair of pants soon*

The Saunter of Shame

Jessica — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 13:00:42 +0000

Submitted by: Katie S

Rough night, eh cowboy?

Someone Call the Fire Department

Jessica — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 13:00:21 +0000

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

Uh oh, you guys. High heels and no underwear at the convenience store? Looks like Britney Spears is headed for another meltdown.

Neither

Jessica — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 13:00:28 +0000

Submitted by: The Daily What via Submission Page

Naughty or nice? Let’s review the facts:

• Train station
• No pants

I’m going to go with C: Stupid.

She Can Get Ready for a Black-Tie Affair in Under Five Seconds

Jessica — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 13:00:31 +0000

Submitted by: Jacq via Submission Page

A lot of restaurants and coffee shops will have a sign posted proclaiming “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service.”

It appears that some of the more literal-minded among us have taken that to mean that ANYTHING ELSE GOES.

What? It’s HOT OUT!

Jessica — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 13:00:41 +0000

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

It seems that the thing people want to see these days is side boob, so I’m just playing along. You’re welcome.