
Emo kids ruin everything…
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People always warn against putting all of your eggs in one basket, but sometimes, you just have to do it. The real question is, what is in the eggs? Easter Bunnies? Jelly Beans? Travel sized hair products? We may never know.
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What’s better than having a phone in your shoe? Having a gun in your shoe, obviously. And just think, if PETA tries to throw paint on them, you can defend yourself.
Submitted by: Anna
Wasn’t How the Grinch Stole Christmas made for children? Because I certainly don’t remember the part when the Grinch stole Cindy Lou Who’s clothes.
Submitted by: Anna
Did you hear that? It’s was the sound of a chiropractor’s pupils turning into tiny dollar signs.
Submitted by: Verin
In the madness of a Black Friday shopping spree, this woman accidentally grabbed the store Christmas display, thinking it was a hair accessory.
Always one to make the best of a bad situation, she wore it anyway.
Submitted by: Anon
Happy Thanksgiving, you guys! Thanks for being such great readers. I’m thankful for YOU!
Hey, does the turkey look a little funny to anyone else?
Submitted By: Anonymous
Seriously though, I would like to know about this event at which it was apparently appropriate to wear the Chupacabra as a hat. And why I wasn’t invited. I have a perfectly good Yeti-fur gown at home and no place to wear it to.
Submitted by: LGS
I know that this is probably kind of a joke, and possibly even Photoshopped, but don’t you just love the idea of wearing this out to a bar? Imagine the pick-up lines you could add to your collection. “Is that a lion on top of your head, or are you just happy to see me?”
Okay, maybe just that one.
Submitted by: Anna
Incoming graduate students at MIT’s Laser Research Facility are subject to some unique hazing rituals.