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This could definitely be categorized as a public disturbance.

While reading the book, “How to be Even MORE Badass,” it’s good to carry along your tote bag that reads, I (heart) Puking Outside.

Submitted by: Unknown
Warning: Fake tanning solution can result in random bleeding.

I have NO idea what’s going on here. I just hope that next time I get an invite. I’ll bring my own neon onesie, I promise!

Submitted by: Unknown
DAMN, grandma! My skanky teenage cousin doesn’t even wear clothes that revealing! I hope you don’t plan on showing off for the boys at the mall by shoplifting from the candy store, because I don’t think she can take the competition.

Submitted by: Dokta Mo via Submission Page
I wouldn’t say “bad” so much as “old.” Don’t be so hard on yourself.

Submitted by: boris via Submission Page
Looks as though someone has spliced together my Uncle Leo and a transsexual stripper named Deepwater Whorizon.
Actually, knowing my Uncle Leo, he’d probably be pretty happy about that.