I have NO idea what’s going on here. I just hope that next time I get an invite. I’ll bring my own neon onesie, I promise!
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Archive for the 'short shorts' Category
Off Her Meds and Out of Her Pants
Aug. 19, 2010
Submitted by: Unknown
DAMN, grandma! My skanky teenage cousin doesn’t even wear clothes that revealing! I hope you don’t plan on showing off for the boys at the mall by shoplifting from the candy store, because I don’t think she can take the competition.
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Hey, You Said it, Not Me
Jul. 20, 2010
Submitted by: Dokta Mo via Submission Page
I wouldn’t say “bad” so much as “old.” Don’t be so hard on yourself.
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Something’s Not Quite Right. I Think It’s the Hat
Jul. 17, 2010
Submitted by: boris via Submission Page
Looks as though someone has spliced together my Uncle Leo and a transsexual stripper named Deepwater Whorizon.
Actually, knowing my Uncle Leo, he’d probably be pretty happy about that.
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You’re Here Because You’re VERY Interested in What I Have to Say, Right?
Jul. 5, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
I would just like to take a moment and say hi to all of the people that click over to this site only when I feature a picture of a woman’s exposed buttocks. Hi. How ARE you? I feel like we never talk anymore. You look good. Have you been working out? My eyes are up here. No, not there, keep going. THERE you go. Hi.
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Oh, They’re Shorts? Well OKAY THEN
Jun. 11, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
I’m getting bored of eXXXtreme short shorts. Same exposed buttocks. Same breathless outrage from me. Blah blah blah.
Wake me up when they start making clothes that actually make you MORE naked than you were before you put them on. That’s got to be right around the corner.
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Put Mommy’s Good Sewing Scissors Down and Back Away Slowly
May. 27, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
The dangers of being a motorcycle enthusiast. Prolonged riding can erode the crotch of your pants completely off. At least I HOPE that’s the explanation for this tomfoolery. Because this is NOT an acceptable form of DIY slutbaggery. Acid Crotch here should take a lesson from this woman:
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
She probably teaches a course called “DIY Slutbaggery” down at her local community center.
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I Think I’ll Stick with the Earlier Version, Thanks
May. 12, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
You guys—I just plugged my iPhone into my computer to download the latest software, and this is what appeared on the screen. Is it broken?
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Oh, GROSS. His Bag Doesn’t Match His Shoes!
Apr. 23, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
Does anyone know who that is on his shirt? I’m focusing really hard on that question in order to block out everything else going on here/keep from bursting into tears.
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Have I Mentioned the Dog?
Apr. 16, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
These are the things that I noticed about this picture, in the order that I noticed them:
1. Dog.
2. Mustache.
3. Dog!
4. Mullet?
5. Popped collar.
6. DOG!!
7. Sunglasses, hand weight, white wine (I kind of noticed all of those at the same time)
8. Shorts.
9. Dog!
10. Wait a second . . .
11. DOG!!!
12. Is that . . . in his shorts . . . ?
13. Let’s just keep looking at the dog!!
14. Oh no. Please tell me it’s not.
15. DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG!!!!!!!!!!!
16. [violent sobbing]
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