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Submitted by: Anna
The Goldman sisters were always competitive. Most people agree that Gertrude won in the husband department. And Eunice was always ten pounds thinner than her sister.
But when it came to hair, everyone lost.
Submitted by: Ska Man Bill
I’ve been staring at this picture for hours trying to figure out what to say about it. But every time I look at it, I can only think of one thing:
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Laugh all you want, but in the 70s, this was actually a highly practical hairstyle for your average mechanical engineering student. These days most of the calculations are done on one’s laptop, but back then students had to carry a slide rule, protractor, compass, several notebooks, a gaggle of #2 pencils, and the latest issue of Galaxy Science Fiction magazine. Where do you think this guy kept all that stuff?
Submitted by Jason A
I don’t know if it’s the hair or the pained expression, but something tells me this guy just caught sight of a full moon and needs get out of the sock hop STAT.
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This woman looks familiar. Where have I seen her before?
Oh, that’s right. Growing on the forest floor after a rainy day.
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I guess if the Second Coming happens anytime soon and Jesus needs to make a crash landing when he gets to Earth, he could “use” these three as cushioning by bouncing off their well-coiffed heads before hitting the pavement. Sure, he might get impaled by a rogue bobby pin, but that would be small potatoes for him, now wouldn’t it?
Insane hair aside, my favorite part of this whole thing is the absence of a comma in “Jesus use me.” So instead of an address to Our Lord and Savior, it sounds like a sobbing-drunk complaint about a negligent boyfriend. As in:
THE FAITH TONE WITH GLASSES: “Bernice, tell me what’s wrong.”
THE FAITH TONE WITH THE BIGGEST HAIR: “Itss Jesus. Heese…heese a jerk. A JERK!”
GLASSES: “What has he done now?”
BIG HAIR: “Heese always off with that M-mary M-m-magdalen. That… that HUSSY. When he wass…wass reshurrected?! He apperred to her FIRST! Whuttabout m-ME?!”
G: “Well Bernice, she IS one of his disciples…”
BH: “Oh so now sheese better’n me? Djuno whut, Gladys? This hole time, Jesus…heese just ben usin’ me. He USE me!”
G: “Now, Bernice, I wouldn’t say—“
BH: “JESUS USE ME!”
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Could this be a young Candy Spelling? The first thing that came to mind when I gazed upon the glory of this divine ‘hive is Donna going retro for the prom! OMGZ. Retro 50′s 90210 prom. LET’S MAKE A MOVIE GUYS! What? Does Luke Perry really have anything better to do right now?
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