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I Never Thought I'd Say This, But You Should Tuck That In

Jan. 3, 2010

Hey, Tuck Your Shirt In!Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

Generally, when we think of cleavage, we think of something sexy: a woman in a low-cut top, a pair of vampy stilettos, or the perfect pinacoidal cleavage of a chunk of plogopite mica. Okay, maybe not that last one.

Anyway, I’m pretty sure that cleavage has never brought to mind something you’d see peeking out of a pair of sweatpants sagging under the weight of a fanny pack. Until now. You’re welcome.

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Too Much of a Bad Thing

Dec. 28, 2009

 

You Can Never Have Too Much FringeSubmitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

Fringe. Use it sparingly. Because sometimes, when it comes to fringe, one thing can lead to another. Specifically, if I see you get out of the back of a station wagon wearing a fringe belt and little else, I’m going to have to put on these:

 Poorly Dressed: Is it safe to look yet?

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Hello, Police? Someone’s Stolen My Shirt

Dec. 17, 2009

Poorly Dressed: “…and an important section of my pants!”

I tried this look once. Unfortunately, it was laundry day, so the only thing I had to go with it was a ratty old pair of green Christmas-themed underwear that said “Naughty” on the back.

Needless to say, the other people at the laundromat were not amused.

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Wow.

Dec. 15, 2009

Fanny Pack: Holds Your Junk & Hides Your JunkSubmitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

I never in a million years thought I’d find myself saying this, but THANK GOD for fanny packs.

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What? This Isn’t How You Run Your Errands?

Dec. 11, 2009

I Need To Make Sure Everyone Knows I Forgot To Put On Panties

Here is what confuses me about this picture: this woman obviously has access to some sort of space-age pants that allow her to easily expose a significant portion of her butt crack. AND YET, in order to reveal the majority of her midriff, she has to awkwardly roll her camisole up over her chest. It just makes the whole ensemble look forced, rather than naturally whorish. When will torso-bearing technology catch up with the world of crack dealing, I ask you?!

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